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re: Who rips the worst farts
Posted on 12/4/21 at 12:25 am to starkvingrad
Posted on 12/4/21 at 12:25 am to starkvingrad
This man. If he's not the best, he will recruit the 5-Star chili-cheese fries that will make him the best.
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Posted on 12/4/21 at 12:31 am to starkvingrad
Get a load of them milk bags on that fat POS
Posted on 12/4/21 at 12:44 am to starkvingrad
Heupel undoubtedly rips off some of those wet sulfuric steamers that have you laughing but pissed off at the same time that you had to experience it.
Posted on 12/4/21 at 5:23 am to GoldenDawg
Kirby’s the type of dude whose farts might be a tad mild compared to the rest, so he flexes at the point of release to get the volume up, but the only volume he ups is the volume of shite in his pants.
Posted on 12/4/21 at 5:30 am to starkvingrad
My vote goes to Pittman.
Posted on 12/4/21 at 5:32 am to starkvingrad
Heupel
Sam Pittman gives the most milk.
Sam Pittman gives the most milk.
Posted on 12/4/21 at 5:40 am to MullenBoys
Saban is the guy who if you are riding in the car with him, would lock all the windows up and turn on the heat when he let one fly.
And then you would protest he would explain that “it’s part of the process, aight.”
And then you would protest he would explain that “it’s part of the process, aight.”
Posted on 12/4/21 at 5:40 am to Shunface
Ya'll need to be nice! Dont be talkin' 'bout ole Gumbo Britches like dat!
Posted on 12/4/21 at 5:47 am to starkvingrad
Hands down Chum Lee
Posted on 12/4/21 at 7:56 am to BigOrangeLoyalist
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I’m going with Pittman here. I like the guy, but I imagine he’s got perma-swamp arse mixed with BBQ.
Leach probably has some odd smelling shite going on. “Creamy spinach with a lemon zest,” type. Probably tastes the air when he lets one rip.
Stoops seems like a beer, burgers, and brats guy. Just a classic grade A American fart.
Heupel probably has some burners. Same with O… except O’s would have that Cajun kick. Jambalaya mixed with red beans and feces. But yeah, going with Pittman.
Good topic, really thought provoking
Excellent post
Posted on 12/4/21 at 8:08 am to starkvingrad
Posted on 12/5/21 at 10:17 pm to TRUERockyTop
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Heupel undoubtedly rips off some of those wet sulfuric steamers that have you laughing but pissed off at the same time that you had to experience it.
A combination of loud and smelly
Posted on 12/5/21 at 10:20 pm to starkvingrad
John Chavis: yet another fat coach with Arkansas on his resume
I bet that motherfricker can clear out a room real quick
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