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Who is on the ground for Running of the Gumps?
Posted on 8/3/19 at 12:24 pm
Posted on 8/3/19 at 12:24 pm
The Rant not having an on the scene precense at this event would be devastating to the #brand.
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Posted on 8/3/19 at 12:26 pm to SummerOfGeorge
It's hot and humid. Fat folks are gonna be dropping like flies. Gonna need a hydration station every 10 yards 
Posted on 8/3/19 at 12:27 pm to Cobrasize
They've been training all summer for this Cobra. Just gotta get to the Sabes and get that baby signed, then you can pass out and die.
Posted on 8/3/19 at 12:27 pm to SummerOfGeorge
Posted on 8/3/19 at 12:27 pm to SummerOfGeorge
They don't run anymore, but I'd love to see video of those camped out in line.
Posted on 8/3/19 at 12:28 pm to SummerOfGeorge
Seems right up your alley Dave, Dave, Dave.
Posted on 8/3/19 at 12:28 pm to SummerOfGeorge
I’ve run fishing line across multiple sections of the field. Now we wait.
Posted on 8/3/19 at 12:29 pm to sand mountainDvalues
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Seems right up your alley Dave, Dave, Dave.
I'd love nothing else to find a nice perch 20 rows up and survey the horde, but driving 3.5 hours for it is gonna be a no from me.
Posted on 8/3/19 at 12:30 pm to WilliamTaylor21
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I’ve run fishing line across multiple sections of the field. Now we wait.
LOL you think fishing line is gonna stop the horde?
You need to watch some Walking Dead Willy.
Posted on 8/3/19 at 12:32 pm to SummerOfGeorge
I can just see the fat guy wobbling back to his wife with a signed baby in his arms. Fat guy is drenched with more sweat than scientists thought was possible, pants falling down, 1000 yard stare. Drops to his knees holds the baby up to wife, wife grabs baby and fat guy collapses. He's carried from the field like the end of Gladiator
Posted on 8/3/19 at 12:32 pm to SummerOfGeorge
this truly is one of my favorite things ever and i dont know why. i think its just a terrific combo of just pure entertainment and intriguing sociological observation
This post was edited on 8/3/19 at 12:33 pm
Posted on 8/3/19 at 12:36 pm to WestCoastAg
What's sad is the grown adults running, doesn't get any sadder.
Posted on 8/3/19 at 12:38 pm to SummerOfGeorge
I’m using 400lb test. Figured that would handle the average Alabama fan. If Myk is running I’m screwed.
Posted on 8/3/19 at 12:39 pm to WilliamTaylor21
I'm riding your momma like a horse. That shite doesn't stand a chance.
Posted on 8/3/19 at 12:50 pm to MykTide
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I'm riding your momma like a horse. That shite doesn't stand a chance.
We know what you’re riding.
Posted on 8/3/19 at 12:52 pm to WilliamTaylor21
She's a bumpy ride.
Posted on 8/3/19 at 12:53 pm to SummerOfGeorge
I’m in line. I was the first one here.
This post was edited on 8/3/19 at 12:54 pm
Posted on 8/3/19 at 1:01 pm to Cobrasize
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It's hot and humid. Fat folks are gonna be dropping like flies. Gonna need a hydration station every 10 yards
Posted on 8/3/19 at 1:05 pm to WilliamTaylor21
Is that a new scooter for Tide?
Posted on 8/3/19 at 1:08 pm to 1BIGTigerFan
Someone's working on a return trip to the waffle house!
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