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Who does Aggy pull for in the yearly Custody Battle: LSU or Texas?

Posted on 8/12/21 at 1:31 pm
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
32479 posts
Posted on 8/12/21 at 1:31 pm
Old Daddy or New Daddy?


BTW: I think this is the name that we should use for the Texas-LSU game. Winner doesn't get a trophy, but we can have a parental rights agreement drafted that is switched hands every year giving the victor the Rights to being called Aggy's Daddy until the next game.



Thoughts?
Posted by dkreller
Laffy
Member since Jan 2009
30262 posts
Posted on 8/12/21 at 1:33 pm to
More than likely will be dual custody.
Posted by wadewilson
Member since Sep 2009
36506 posts
Posted on 8/12/21 at 1:35 pm to
Should have just put the weird little bastard up for adoption at birth.
Posted by KingofTexas
Member since Jun 2021
1740 posts
Posted on 8/12/21 at 1:36 pm to
Texas and LSU will whip that little beotch's arse so bad that they won't know which is which.
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
32479 posts
Posted on 8/12/21 at 1:38 pm to
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Should have just put the weird little bastard up for adoption at birth.



or...



Posted by Windy City
Member since Jun 2019
1708 posts
Posted on 8/12/21 at 1:39 pm to
Hmmm, let's see. . . the inbred, special needs crowd from the most desperate, rotten corner of the continental 48 or the preening, ,irrelevant, mediocre, burnt orange cheesed#$ks who have run their mouths 24/7/365 for decades?.



Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
32479 posts
Posted on 8/12/21 at 1:40 pm to
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from the most desperate, rotten corner of the continental 48




Exactly how do you figure Louisiana to be in the corner of the 48?


Posted by BigSneezy
Member since Nov 2020
1879 posts
Posted on 8/12/21 at 1:41 pm to
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Who does Aggy pull for in the yearly Custody Battle: LSU or Texas?


Great question. Let me try to answer it because LSU keeps wonders why A&M thinks they are so important.

Here’s the truth. In Texas your family is usually either pro-Texas or pro-A&M. Sometimes it’s mixed but there is always a lean one way or the other.

When we recruit against Texas the outcome is many times generationally decided. Not so against LSU.

Geographically LSU and Texas are the closest schools to A&M. Many times students want to only be about 6 hours from home.

So the combination of all this puts LSU as our number one must win. Certainly beating Bama would help, but we might lose to them anyway if even due to geography. And it’s a virtual push with the horns when A&M is good.

So that’s why LSU. We’re coming for you. You’re the biggest bang for our buck.

The more ya know.....
Posted by Bobbum Man
Texas
Member since Jul 2021
943 posts
Posted on 8/12/21 at 1:41 pm to
This is so cringe.
Posted by wadewilson
Member since Sep 2009
36506 posts
Posted on 8/12/21 at 1:41 pm to
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the inbred, special needs crowd from the most desperate, rotten corner of the continental 48


That's rich, coming from a member of a fanbase whose favorite pastime is sodomizing sheep.
Posted by dkreller
Laffy
Member since Jan 2009
30262 posts
Posted on 8/12/21 at 1:42 pm to
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Hmmm, let's see. . . the inbred, special needs crowd from the most desperate, rotten corner of the continental 48 or the preening, ,irrelevant, mediocre, burnt orange cheesed#$ks who have run their mouths 24/7/365 for decades?.

why no insult for LSU? I have the sads. :(
Posted by GalvoAg
Galveston TX
Member since Apr 2012
10835 posts
Posted on 8/12/21 at 1:42 pm to
Sheep > Sister
Posted by larryj41
Republic of Texas
Member since Sep 2012
534 posts
Posted on 8/12/21 at 1:43 pm to
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Thoughts?

Nah
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
32479 posts
Posted on 8/12/21 at 1:44 pm to
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Nah



Sorry, but the child doesn't get a say.
Posted by wadewilson
Member since Sep 2009
36506 posts
Posted on 8/12/21 at 1:46 pm to
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Sheep > Sister


I think we need a little more in depth analysis of the sheepson/nephson rivalry.
Posted by Fuegoqueso
Houston
Member since Oct 2013
675 posts
Posted on 8/12/21 at 1:53 pm to
Louisiana as a state sucks arse.

LSU as a university sucks arse.

The only things you got going for you is the food and casinos.

Meanwhile on the Texas side. Most arrogant people I’ve ever met. Austin sucks now. Basically California lite. It’s very liberal, homeless out of control, 6th St gone to shite.

I’m glad I live in Keller, TX (Ft Worth) now.
Posted by H2O Tiger
Delta Sky Club
Member since May 2021
6614 posts
Posted on 8/12/21 at 1:59 pm to
Cry some more in your cookie cutter suburban cottage.
Posted by XWing atAliciousness
Member since Jan 2018
8623 posts
Posted on 8/12/21 at 2:01 pm to
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Meanwhile on the Texas side. Most arrogant people I’ve ever met. Austin sucks now. Basically California lite. It’s very liberal, homeless out of control, 6th St gone to shite.

I’m glad I live in Keller, TX (Ft Worth) now.
lol we get it: you don’t make enough money to live in austin and you weren’t smart enough to go to Texas
Posted by ShowMeHorns
Member since Jul 2021
624 posts
Posted on 8/12/21 at 2:12 pm to
I think whoever loses between LSU/Texas takes them, that's some shite you don't want to win
This post was edited on 8/12/21 at 5:12 pm
Posted by ColoradoAg
Colorado
Member since Sep 2011
21786 posts
Posted on 8/12/21 at 2:13 pm to
Geaux Tigers!
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