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re: Where have all the Cocks gone?

Posted on 10/31/25 at 6:37 am to
Posted by Blackmagic84
Member since Sep 2024
285 posts
Posted on 10/31/25 at 6:37 am to
We here. Quietly pulling for yall to win it all. All the crap talked about yall all these years and now watching yall stuffing it down everybody’s throats. Fun team to watch and good fans. I mean, I hope we win this weekend but no chance in hell. So, go rebs.
Posted by Jdillard343434
Greenville sc
Member since Dec 2020
2375 posts
Posted on 10/31/25 at 7:11 am to
In my pants
Posted by Jdillard343434
Greenville sc
Member since Dec 2020
2375 posts
Posted on 10/31/25 at 7:11 am to
Your full a shite terrible fan base
Posted by Jdillard343434
Greenville sc
Member since Dec 2020
2375 posts
Posted on 10/31/25 at 7:12 am to
Don't talk about shite you dont know
Posted by Jdillard343434
Greenville sc
Member since Dec 2020
2375 posts
Posted on 10/31/25 at 7:13 am to
Ok Lonnie is a good gamecock fan
Posted by Jorts R Us
Member since Aug 2013
16894 posts
Posted on 10/31/25 at 7:14 am to
Obligatory ask your mom
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
104548 posts
Posted on 10/31/25 at 8:08 am to
Where the hell is 1BIG when you need him?
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Where have all the Cocks gone?

Posted by ChargerDog91
Member since May 2012
4494 posts
Posted on 10/31/25 at 8:24 am to
Does anyone know why Shane Beamer is enamored with bad OC's? All of his OC hires sucked before they got their job with him, yet Shane hires them anyway. It's like Shane is a Make-A-Wish guy for bad OC's.

Extremely bizarre. He'd actually have a good record and be considered a top coach if he would just hire an average OC.
Posted by Nasty_Canasta
Canada
Member since Dec 2024
4523 posts
Posted on 10/31/25 at 8:30 am to
quote:

Extremely bizarre. He'd actually have a good record and be considered a top coach if he would just hire an average OC.


Yeah not a good look for Beamer. To be fair though, a lot of teams have offenses that look like shitt this year
Posted by theballguy
Member since Oct 2011
31529 posts
Posted on 10/31/25 at 8:30 am to
Broken by Bama.

But more than that ...

Broken by Beamer.
Posted by ChargerDog91
Member since May 2012
4494 posts
Posted on 10/31/25 at 8:31 am to
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Yeah not a good look for Beamer. To be fair though, a lot of teams have offenses that look like shitt this year


Maybe, but his have sucked every year he's been there. With good QBs.
Posted by BuckI
Grove City, Ohio
Member since Oct 2020
7116 posts
Posted on 10/31/25 at 8:54 am to
quote:

Where have all the Cocks gone?
Sounds like a gay folk song.
Posted by Hback
Member since Aug 2017
12896 posts
Posted on 10/31/25 at 8:55 am to
quote:

Sounds like a gay folk song.

Obviously something you're familiar with.
Posted by Nasty_Canasta
Canada
Member since Dec 2024
4523 posts
Posted on 10/31/25 at 9:02 am to
The title of the thread does sound a little ghey. But to each his own I guess
Posted by BuckI
Grove City, Ohio
Member since Oct 2020
7116 posts
Posted on 10/31/25 at 9:22 am to
quote:


Obviously something I'm familiar with.
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
25108 posts
Posted on 10/31/25 at 9:26 am to
quote:

Where have all the Cocks gone?


If anyone knows how to hide a cock, it'd be the Aggies
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
25108 posts
Posted on 10/31/25 at 9:26 am to
quote:

Sounds like a gay folk song.


That's unnecessarily redundant. Kinda like saying assless chaps.
This post was edited on 10/31/25 at 9:27 am
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
32620 posts
Posted on 10/31/25 at 9:55 am to
quote:

Ok Lonnie is a good gamecock fan


For better or worse. lol.

But thank you for the kind words.
Posted by RoyalAir
Detroit
Member since Dec 2012
7279 posts
Posted on 10/31/25 at 10:05 am to
quote:

Does anyone know why Shane Beamer is enamored with bad OC's? All of his OC hires sucked before they got their job with him, yet Shane hires them anyway. It's like Shane is a Make-A-Wish guy for bad OC's.

Extremely bizarre. He'd actually have a good record and be considered a top coach if he would just hire an average OC.


It is the question of our time. Muschamp was the same way. Both have had an almost embarrassment of riches when it comes to offensive talent, and neither one could do anything with it, because they kept hiring functional invalids as OC.

Beamer has a lot to like as a coach. Great recruiter, builds solid rosters, is engaging. But the Satterfield and Shula experiments have been abject disasters, and while he's assuredly going to get another year, I hope beyond all that he's given a list of 4 OCs from the AD and told "choose one. All contracts are negotiated and agreed to."

Anyhow, we have no chance this weekend because it's an odd year, and beamer can only win in even years.
Posted by lewis and herschel
Member since Nov 2009
16092 posts
Posted on 10/31/25 at 10:06 am to
Herpes.... They went bare on their trip to Thailand...
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