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Where do Texas fans get their dildos?
Posted on 9/26/24 at 9:20 am
Posted on 9/26/24 at 9:20 am
Big Bra and ParasolToTexas, I'm talking to you. Lookin to get a fat one to bring back to my old lady.
This post was edited on 9/26/24 at 9:35 am
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Posted on 9/26/24 at 9:20 am to Ferriday AF
Their
Posted on 9/26/24 at 9:22 am to Ferriday AF
I like to troll my buddy’s church’s online chat saying that I’m a 14/f/TN who hates her grandmother because she threw away all her vibrating dildos and wants pastor to pray for her to go to hell
Posted on 9/26/24 at 9:22 am to Tuscaloosa
Thank you.
Posted on 9/26/24 at 9:23 am to Ferriday AF
Where do we get our dildos? I would imagine the same place everyone does anymore, Amazon.
Posted on 9/26/24 at 9:24 am to TN Tygah
quote:You sound like a real immature piece of shite.
I like to troll my buddy’s church’s online chat saying that I’m a 14/f/TN who hates her grandmother because she threw away all her vibrating dildos and wants pastor to pray for her to go to hell
You sound like you had parents who would raise something that would call themselves "Tygah" I would bet your parents were also a couple of real winners.
Posted on 9/26/24 at 9:26 am to Ferriday AF
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ParasolToTexas
It’s so bad it’s good
Posted on 9/26/24 at 9:33 am to Ferriday AF
How is Linda? I miss her.
Posted on 9/26/24 at 9:35 am to Ferriday AF
They are school supplied and inserted in every anus during freshmen orientation
Posted on 9/26/24 at 9:39 am to Imber
[quote]How is Linda?[/grinder.
Linda's a commie, but she does take it in the arse.
Linda's a commie, but she does take it in the arse.
Posted on 9/26/24 at 9:41 am to Eldodroptop
Looks like Texas is starting to truck them in from Starkville
This post was edited on 9/26/24 at 9:42 am
Posted on 9/26/24 at 9:45 am to Ferriday AF
I got banned from surlyhorns for asking if anyone knew where do buy a bovine shaped strap on.
Posted on 9/26/24 at 9:51 am to pubes
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I got banned from surlyhorns for asking if anyone knew where do buy a bovine shaped strap on.
If it were still ShaggyBevo your post would have evolved into an MS Paint battle of strap on mascots of every FBS team.
Sadly such cultural wonders are missing on sports forums now…
Posted on 9/26/24 at 9:55 am to Ferriday AF
Out of their dad's nightstand.
Posted on 9/26/24 at 9:59 am to Ferriday AF
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Big Bra and ParasolToTexas, I'm talking to you. Lookin to get a fat one to bring back to my old lady.
sometimes self-ownage just writes itself
Posted on 9/26/24 at 10:03 am to rexorotten
Shaggy was my first sports rag. It was great. To bad it changed and went to hell.
Posted on 9/26/24 at 10:39 am to Ferriday AF
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Lookin to get a fat one to bring back to my old lady.
Makes sense that your own equipment is too small and doesn't work.
Posted on 9/26/24 at 10:41 am to Ferriday AF
Would be funny if State fans would come to the game this weekend with cowbell in one hand and dildo in the other.
Posted on 9/26/24 at 10:46 am to Ferriday AF
Dildopolos
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