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What signature event will occur in this years edition of
Posted on 9/15/08 at 9:29 am
Posted on 9/15/08 at 9:29 am
the LSU/AU game? We've had an earthquake, a fire, cigar smoking by Ears, punter plowing down the band, missed field goals by All-American kicker, cheating referees, chop-blocking! What did I leave out? 
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Posted on 9/15/08 at 10:32 am to Tiger In Dawg Country
Posted on 9/15/08 at 10:55 am to Tiger In Dawg Country
Trinidon Holiday sets the SEC record for most punt returns for touchdowns.
Posted on 9/15/08 at 10:59 am to SECBengal
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Trinidon Holiday sets the SEC record for most punt returns for touchdowns.
sounds good to me.
Posted on 9/15/08 at 11:01 am to Tiger In Dawg Country
Following the win, LSU fans will roll Toomer's Corner. Someone will accidentally knock over a grill and the toilet paper will catch fire and burn Toomers down.
Posted on 9/15/08 at 11:03 am to los angeles tiger
How about a mass LSU fanbase paranoia because they think theyre the only ones who get the bad SEC refs. 
Posted on 9/15/08 at 11:10 am to los angeles tiger
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Following the win, LSU fans will roll Toomer's Corner. Someone will accidentally knock over a grill and the toilet paper will catch fire and burn Toomers down.
Auburn fans would riot. I'm being dead serious
Posted on 9/15/08 at 11:24 am to Tiger In Dawg Country
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What signature event will occur in this years edition of the LSU/AU game?
With the score 21-21 late in the game, Auburn punts, and although told NOT to kick to TH he still punts it to him. TH promptlty returns his 3rd punt for a TD, causing 6,000 LSU fans to register on the seismagraph machine in Auburn's geology building. As Miles meets TT at midfield for the handshake, Les is bumped by some of the crowd, causing some ashes to drop from his cigar, starting a fire on the 50. TT then starts stomping the fire out with his feet. Ramsey is looking on and immediately is prepared to defend his field from ANYONE stomping on the team logo. He then plows into TT's legs, tearing the ACL in his right leg. A flag is thrown on Miles for taunting, thus LSU will be penalized 15 yards to start off the Miss. State game, an unprecedented call made by SEC refs.
Posted on 9/15/08 at 11:44 am to SouthEndzoneTiger
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How about a mass LSU fanbase paranoia because they think theyre the only ones who get the bad SEC refs.
No, its just the LSU/Auburn game. The other 7 are normally fine.
Posted on 9/15/08 at 11:59 am to Tiger In Dawg Country
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What did I leave out?
The craziest 4th quarter in the history of the SEC with 3 pick 6's, and a defense that put up 4 tds in one game.
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Posted on 9/15/08 at 12:00 pm to SouthEndzoneTiger
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With the score 21-21 late in the game, Auburn punts, and although told NOT to kick to TH he still punts it to him. TH promptlty returns his 3rd punt for a TD, causing 6,000 LSU fans to register on the seismagraph machine in Auburn's geology building. As Miles meets TT at midfield for the handshake, Les is bumped by some of the crowd, causing some ashes to drop from his cigar, starting a fire on the 50. TT then starts stomping the fire out with his feet. Ramsey is looking on and immediately is prepared to defend his field from ANYONE stomping on the team logo. He then plows into TT's legs, tearing the ACL in his right leg. A flag is thrown on Miles for taunting, thus LSU will be penalized 15 yards to start off the Miss. State game, an unprecedented call made by SEC refs.
Posted on 9/15/08 at 12:01 pm to Tiger n Miami AU83
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What did I leave out?
Do you remember Troy Twillie?
Posted on 9/15/08 at 12:04 pm to Ross
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burn Toomers down
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Auburn fans would riot.
No doubt. That would probably end the AU/LSU series permanently. 15,000 LSU fans would either die or be seriously injured.
Posted on 9/15/08 at 12:07 pm to Tiger n Miami AU83
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15,000 LSU fans would either die or be seriously injured.
but that valiant group of Tigers will have taken down 70,000 aubbies.
Posted on 9/15/08 at 12:09 pm to los angeles tiger
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but that valiant group of Tigers will have taken down 70,000 aubbies.
Posted on 9/15/08 at 12:16 pm to Tiger n Miami AU83
After I gave my Auburn friend as ration of shite about that blockbuster game this past weekend, I said you know the LSU/AU will probably be another instant classic. LSU always brings out the best in Auburn, and vise versa.
Posted on 9/15/08 at 6:19 pm to Tiger In Dawg Country
The signature event: safeties
Safeties will be the only points scored -- the game will be won by which ever team gets the most safeties. If the game ends, say, 2-2, then it will be nothing but FGs in OT.
Posted on 9/15/08 at 6:30 pm to Tiger In Dawg Country
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What signature event will occur in this years edition of (Posted on 9/15 at 9:29 a.m.)
a ref actually takes his pants off and walks over to tubberville BEFORE the game is over
Chris Spielman gets a boner on the sideline
Posted on 9/15/08 at 6:52 pm to Tiger In Dawg Country
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the LSU/AU game? We've had an earthquake, a fire, cigar smoking by Ears, punter plowing down the band, missed field goals by All-American kicker, cheating referees, chop-blocking! What did I leave out? Auburn
Auburn will win 4-2, after one of the refs rules an LSU player who was clearly down at the 35 yard line was down in the end zone as time ran out. The ref and Tubs will then meet each other at mid field and give each other a high five top gun style. After this shameful display Miles will still try to shake tubs hand only to be mooned and spit on by tubs and the entire referee crew. Before Miles can react to this terrible insult chaz ramsey will emerge out of hiding to chop block miles from behind.
Posted on 9/16/08 at 8:11 am to AuRob
Both LSU and Auburn's QB's will repeatedly shart themselves facing the opposing D-lines....It will henceforth be known as the "Shart Bowl"
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