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re: what is the best quote from an all time great at your school?

Posted on 7/26/25 at 8:05 pm to
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
102806 posts
Posted on 7/26/25 at 8:05 pm to
Skip Bertman to Paul Byrd... The quote "Hey Byrd, this is not your fault, see, it's my fault. I shoulda never have recruited ya" is from Skip Bertman, the legendary LSU baseball coach, during a conversation with pitcher Paul Byrd.
Posted by geauxbrown
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
24649 posts
Posted on 7/26/25 at 9:00 pm to
quote:

You have no affiliation to the school….


Sure he does. He’s the epitome of Bama fans. Never been inside a classroom there but feels some type of kinship with the institution. Plus, can’t seem to get LSU off his mind.
Posted by Decisions
Member since Mar 2015
1585 posts
Posted on 7/26/25 at 9:20 pm to
“Starkville is an old Indian word for trailer park.” “A tornado once went through and did a million dollars worth of improvements.”

-Skip Bertman

Not an LSU guy, but Spurrier had some absolute gems. When the library burned at Auburn he said “the real tragedy was that several of those books still hadn’t been colored, yet.”
Posted by koreandawg
South Korea
Member since Sep 2015
12422 posts
Posted on 7/26/25 at 9:51 pm to
Kirby Smart SEC Media Days 2022: "We will not be hunted at the University of Georgia."

Proceeds to win second consecutive national title.
Posted by DixieFried
Dyersburg, TN
Member since Nov 2022
45 posts
Posted on 7/26/25 at 9:57 pm to
Not my school but "Git ur piss hot" from that interim @Arkansas was a little interesting
Posted by mbogo
Member since Oct 2012
2799 posts
Posted on 7/26/25 at 10:00 pm to
A parent of a recruit once asked Wimp Sanderson how many of his payers had graduated. He said, "every one that wanted to."
This post was edited on 7/30/25 at 7:27 pm
Posted by dawgfacedmutt
God's Country
Member since Oct 2024
580 posts
Posted on 7/26/25 at 10:03 pm to
Anything from Larry Munson.



Posted by Errerrerrwere
Member since Aug 2015
41310 posts
Posted on 7/26/25 at 10:11 pm to
“Starkville is where the toothbrush was invented. Anywhere else it would have been called the teeth brush.”

-also Skip Bertman
This post was edited on 7/26/25 at 10:12 pm
Posted by roobedoo
hall summit
Member since Jun 2008
1273 posts
Posted on 7/26/25 at 10:19 pm to
Story goes, and I paraphrase, while in Greece, Shaq was asked if he went to the Parthenon. He said they went to all the clubs!

Might be urban legend, but sounds like him!
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
34785 posts
Posted on 7/26/25 at 10:46 pm to
"The difference between a day game and a night game at LSU? At night you can smell the bourbon from the field." - Mike Archer
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
26517 posts
Posted on 7/26/25 at 10:54 pm to
Charles Barkley and Shaq should have a thread of statements alone.
Posted by Barstools
Atlanta
Member since Jan 2016
11143 posts
Posted on 7/26/25 at 10:58 pm to
"Where the fools go, the rich don't seem to mind."

-John Farmer Bell
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
26517 posts
Posted on 7/26/25 at 11:02 pm to
Tim Tebow speech was historic
Posted by Auburn80
Backwater, TN
Member since Nov 2017
9580 posts
Posted on 7/26/25 at 11:07 pm to
quote:

but Spurrier had some absolute gems.


If you’re going to quote Spurrier it has to be “you can’t spell Citrus without UT”.
Posted by TigerintheNO
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2004
43934 posts
Posted on 7/26/25 at 11:54 pm to
LSU first president posted-


January 18, 1861. To Governor Moore.

My dear Sir: I take it for granted that you have been expecting for some days the accompanying paper from me (the above official letter). I have repeatedly and again made known to General Graham and Dr. Smith that, in the event of a severance of the relations hitherto existing between the Confederated States of this Union, I would be forced to choose the old Union. It is barely possible all the States may secede, South and North, that new combinations may result, but this process will be one of time and uncertainty, and I cannot with my opinions await the subsequent development.

I have never been a politician, and therefore undervalue the excited feelings and opinions of present rulers, but I do think, if this people cannot execute a form of government like the present, that a worse one will result.

I will keep the cadets as quiet as possible. They are nervous, but I think the interest of the State requires them here, guarding this property, and acquiring a knowledge which will be useful to your State in aftertimes.

When I leave, which I now regard as certain, the present professors can manage well enough, to afford you leisure time to find a suitable successor to me. You might order Major Smith to receipt for the arms, and to exercise military command, while the academic exercises could go on under the board. In time, some gentleman will turn up, better qualified than I am, to carry on the seminary to its ultimate point of success. I entertain the kindest feelings toward all, and would leave the State with much regret; only in great events we must choose, one way or the other.

Truly, your friend,

W. T. Sherman.



then he burned Georgia to the coast[
This post was edited on 7/26/25 at 11:56 pm
Posted by Gunga Din
Oklahoma
Member since Jul 2020
3021 posts
Posted on 7/27/25 at 5:18 am to
From a player...

Greg Pruitt was once asked by a reporter if him being so short caused him problems running with the football...

He responded.... "Not really... I tell my linemen to make the holes wide instead of tall."
Posted by 1801
Charleston
Member since Aug 2012
8352 posts
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Posted by RelentlessTide
Member since Feb 2020
3959 posts
Posted on 7/27/25 at 7:50 am to
Yeah, pizzl whoo-hoo! Let's go, Early, what we do.

I like driving in my truck.

He likes to drive in his truck.

Auburn Sucks.

Auburn Sucks.

I Like driving in my truck.

He likes to drive in his truck.

Uh, Auburn sucks.

Auburn Sucks.

I Like Trucks.

He Likes Trucks.

I don't, uh, I don't care for Auburn.

He doesn't care for Auburn.
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