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What is Mississippi State?
Posted on 10/6/19 at 9:53 pm
Posted on 10/6/19 at 9:53 pm
It's October of 2019. This is the worst season in program history. It's so bad that VOLS are reduced to trash talking some random team called Mississippi State.
But we haven't lost hope yet.
On Saturday, October 12, 2019, Team 123 will get its first FBS win of the season against a humble and hapless organization of confused countryfolk from Starkville, Mississippi (No, I haven't heard of it either. Does it exist?)
I have recently been informed that this Starkville, Mississippi, is an actual SEC college town. I guess I must be living under a rock, because I haven't heard anything about Starksville. Let's take a look at what's going on in Starksville:
I don't know guys. I'm not convinced this is a real town.
In any case, I have also found out that, um... Mississippi State... does have a football team. Let's move past Shartsville and see what this football team is all about.
Below, I have done some digging on Mississippi State's football program.
Via Winsipedia:
All time record: .494 (93rd/130)
FBS National Championships: 0
Conference Championships: 1 (112th/130)
Humph. I'm a little confused. Despite this Mississippi State team from Starksville, Mississippi, showing up on VOLS schedule, I am not convinced they have a football team. Do they exist? It doesn't seem either Starksville or the Mississippi State football team has gotten any action.
But wait! I believe their team has, in fact, played Tennessee in previous years. If I'm not wrong, these teams have actually met; therefore, Mississippi State Football (albeit against all evidence thus far) must exist.
Let's see how those games went:
Tennessee leads series 28-16-1
ouch! That's a pretty big deficit.
I believe VOLS should score their first FBS win on this holy weekend in October, just like they did as against another bad SEC West squadron from a crummy rural town on this very same October weekend in 2018.
Drive safely from Starksville, fans of Mississippi State. Please remember to bring your cornbread and use your turning signals, because VOLS finna EAT.
But we haven't lost hope yet.
On Saturday, October 12, 2019, Team 123 will get its first FBS win of the season against a humble and hapless organization of confused countryfolk from Starkville, Mississippi (No, I haven't heard of it either. Does it exist?)
I have recently been informed that this Starkville, Mississippi, is an actual SEC college town. I guess I must be living under a rock, because I haven't heard anything about Starksville. Let's take a look at what's going on in Starksville:
I don't know guys. I'm not convinced this is a real town.
In any case, I have also found out that, um... Mississippi State... does have a football team. Let's move past Shartsville and see what this football team is all about.
Below, I have done some digging on Mississippi State's football program.
Via Winsipedia:
All time record: .494 (93rd/130)
FBS National Championships: 0
Conference Championships: 1 (112th/130)
Humph. I'm a little confused. Despite this Mississippi State team from Starksville, Mississippi, showing up on VOLS schedule, I am not convinced they have a football team. Do they exist? It doesn't seem either Starksville or the Mississippi State football team has gotten any action.
But wait! I believe their team has, in fact, played Tennessee in previous years. If I'm not wrong, these teams have actually met; therefore, Mississippi State Football (albeit against all evidence thus far) must exist.
Let's see how those games went:
Tennessee leads series 28-16-1
ouch! That's a pretty big deficit.
I believe VOLS should score their first FBS win on this holy weekend in October, just like they did as against another bad SEC West squadron from a crummy rural town on this very same October weekend in 2018.
Drive safely from Starksville, fans of Mississippi State. Please remember to bring your cornbread and use your turning signals, because VOLS finna EAT.
This post was edited on 10/6/19 at 9:56 pm
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Posted on 10/6/19 at 9:56 pm to Tau Neutrino
Posted on 10/6/19 at 9:58 pm to Tigerbait357
Her outfit needs to be shorter
Posted on 10/6/19 at 10:00 pm to Tau Neutrino
quote:
All time record: .494
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It's crazy how just a tiny bit of hair on top makes your head look normal sized
Posted on 10/6/19 at 10:00 pm to momentoftruth87
I'd be a liar if I said I wouldn't take that Mississippi Queen home
Posted on 10/6/19 at 10:01 pm to Tau Neutrino
Posted on 10/6/19 at 10:13 pm to Tau Neutrino
I upvoted NGL. solid post
Posted on 10/6/19 at 10:17 pm to Tau Neutrino
Would smash
Posted on 10/6/19 at 11:00 pm to Tau Neutrino
Imagine being reduced to this.
Tennessee, please accept this offer of help today. We will get you on a plane today and into recovery to be the program we know you can be. If you do not accept this help and go to treatment today, we will no longer enable you or allow you to remain with the conference.
Tennessee, please accept this offer of help today. We will get you on a plane today and into recovery to be the program we know you can be. If you do not accept this help and go to treatment today, we will no longer enable you or allow you to remain with the conference.
Posted on 10/6/19 at 11:09 pm to Tau Neutrino
You’re trolling MSU? Man the Vols have fallen way down the shitter
Posted on 10/6/19 at 11:11 pm to Tau Neutrino
It’s a shitty little town
Posted on 10/6/19 at 11:12 pm to Tau Neutrino
Posted on 10/6/19 at 11:27 pm to Tau Neutrino
Didn’t want to spend time reading all that worthless dribble, but no fan of Tenner should even be allowed on this forum, much less be able to ask questions about another team.
Posted on 10/7/19 at 12:07 am to Cobb Dawg
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Didn’t want to spend time reading all that worthless dribble
Translation from geriatric Deep South Hickspeak to English:
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I, beta poster Cobb Dawg, am incapable of reading more than one paragraph.
Posted on 10/7/19 at 12:09 am to Tau Neutrino
Smh, you didn't even try
Posted on 10/7/19 at 1:43 am to Tau Neutrino
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What is Mississippi State?
Just another team that will humiliate the Vols this season.
Posted on 10/7/19 at 3:02 am to Tigerbait357
Dude there's no way that is a real cheerleader for a university. That wouldn't even fly in high school...well, wouldn't fly anywhere, but you know what I mean. She would need the state powerlifting team under her to perform a basket toss. How did they Photoshop such a massive woman and how much more data did she add to the original picture? No way that she was really a state cheerleader. Lol.
This post was edited on 10/7/19 at 3:04 am
Posted on 10/7/19 at 7:17 am to Tau Neutrino
It's been 11 years since the Smokey and the Bandits have beaten Mississippi State. I'm impressed
Posted on 10/7/19 at 7:22 am to Tau Neutrino
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What is Mississippi State?
An average team that will beat y’all by 2 TDS
Posted on 10/7/19 at 7:46 am to Tau Neutrino
In case you missed it, SEC Shorts: How to survive as a UT fan. There are some good coping strategies throughout. Best of luck going forward...
Just kidding...
Just kidding...
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