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What do Fat Chicks and Moped's have in common?
Posted on 10/11/18 at 2:01 pm
Posted on 10/11/18 at 2:01 pm
Both are fun to ride, but you don't want your friends to see you on them. 
Oh, and Georgia can't lose!!!
Oh, and Georgia can't lose!!!
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Posted on 10/11/18 at 2:03 pm to 1BIGTigerFan
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1BIGTigerFan
Obviously not that big
Posted on 10/11/18 at 2:09 pm to 1BIGTigerFan
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Oh, and Georgia can’t lose
You already did today.
South Carolina produces more peaches than Georgia.
Posted on 10/11/18 at 2:10 pm to 1BIGTigerFan
Im disappointed there's no Cam Newton punch line considering the moped mention
Posted on 10/11/18 at 2:44 pm to 1BIGTigerFan
I thought it would be a Cam Newton joke. 
Posted on 10/11/18 at 2:48 pm to 1BIGTigerFan
Some toxic masculinity here.
Posted on 10/11/18 at 2:48 pm to 1BIGTigerFan
That's an old line. When I was in college, I wrote a song derived about it called the "Kick-n-go girl". Basically...because moped didn't work with the music. The chorus went something like this:
Get a kick-n-go girl on her backside
I guarantee that you'll have a real fun ride
Kick-n-go girls are lots of fun
Till your friends see you on one
Get a kick-n-go girl on her backside
I guarantee that you'll have a real fun ride
Kick-n-go girls are lots of fun
Till your friends see you on one
Posted on 10/11/18 at 3:50 pm to TheUSC
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South Carolina produces more peaches than Georgia.
And Chilton County, Alabama peaches are better than either.
Posted on 10/11/18 at 3:52 pm to TheUSC
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Oh, and Georgia can’t lose
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You already did today.
South Carolina produces more peaches than Georgia.
Every day 1BigTigerFan starts 3-4 threads portraying himself as a Georgia fan, and every day somebody falls for it. Amazing.
Posted on 10/11/18 at 4:15 pm to 1BIGTigerFan
I admit.
I’ve had lots of fun ridin both
I’ve had lots of fun ridin both
Posted on 10/11/18 at 4:41 pm to 1BIGTigerFan
A: Great mileage
Next question?
Next question?
Posted on 10/11/18 at 5:12 pm to 1BIGTigerFan
Bama fans lead the league in riding both?
Posted on 10/11/18 at 5:15 pm to 1BIGTigerFan
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Both are fun to ride, but you don't want your friends to see you on them.
Holy shite! That's so clever.
I bet you have a few knock knock and chicken crossing the road jokes that will really blow our socks off.
And fat chicks aren't necessarily any more fun to ride. It's kinda awkward when they're not flexible. But those blow jobs are usually 5 star.
This post was edited on 10/11/18 at 5:17 pm
Posted on 10/11/18 at 5:18 pm to Hugh McElroy
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Bama fans lead the league in riding both?
I'll bang a fat chick any day over a milkman.
Posted on 10/11/18 at 5:41 pm to 1BIGTigerFan
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Moped's
Posted on 10/11/18 at 5:48 pm to Korin
Funny that a gator fan chimes in...
Posted on 10/11/18 at 5:50 pm to CCTider
Football players here love those damn things. Nothing like seeing a 350 pounds lineman riding around on one with a helmet.
Posted on 10/11/18 at 5:51 pm to Korin
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Football players here love those damn things. Nothing like seeing a 350 pounds lineman riding around on one with a helmet.
Yep, it's hilarious. ButI always thought it was all about parking.
Posted on 10/11/18 at 6:19 pm to CCTider
Yup...Gainesville is Moped heaven.
Posted on 10/11/18 at 6:23 pm to 1BIGTigerFan
I got one girl, I got two wheels
She a big girl, but ain't a big deal
I like a big girl, I like 'em sassy
Going down the backstreet listening to Blackstreet
She a big girl, but ain't a big deal
I like a big girl, I like 'em sassy
Going down the backstreet listening to Blackstreet
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