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What are some good SEC player nicknames?

Posted on 6/24/20 at 1:36 pm
Posted by paperwasp
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Posted on 6/24/20 at 1:36 pm
I'm sure I'm forgetting some from Alabama, but here's a few that come to mind:

Kenny "The Snake" Stabler
"Broadway Joe" Namath
"The Wizard of Oz" Ozzie Newsome
Ha'Sean "HaHa" Clinton-Dix
"El Tractorcito" Derrick Henry
"Highway 46" Michael Nysewander
John "Hog" Hannah
Alphonse "Shank" Taylor
Deonte “Cornbread” Brown
Cornelius "Biscuit" Bennett
"The Dothan Antelope" Johnny Mack Brown
"The Italian Stallion" Johnny Musso
Terrence "Mount" Cody
Jalston "Nudie" Fowler

"Big Shot Bob" Robert Horry
"The Mule" Reggie King
Gerald "Crash" Wallace
Derrick "Heavy D" McKey
"The Law Firm" Lawson Schaffer
"E-double double" Erwin Dudley
James "Hollywood" Robinson


inb4 "Tuna"
Tuanigamanuolepola "Tua" Tagovailoa
This post was edited on 6/24/20 at 1:57 pm
Posted by BluegrassBelle
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Posted on 6/24/20 at 1:37 pm to
List without list of Jared Lorenzen nicknames is shite.
Posted by rockiee
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Posted on 6/24/20 at 1:39 pm to
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"HaHa" Clinton-Dix


Is there a need for quotations if that is his actually name?

I'll throw Bumper Pool in there but he needs to do more to earn a nickname
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
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Posted on 6/24/20 at 1:40 pm to
Kellen "Moon Moon" Mond.
Posted by Crimsontide1713
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Posted on 6/24/20 at 1:41 pm to
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Is there a need for quotations if that is his actually name?


His name is Ha’Sean. “Ha Ha” is a nickname
Posted by Todd Greene
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Posted on 6/24/20 at 1:42 pm to
Derrick the sack monster Thomas
Shaun the A-Train Alexander
The bookends Curry & Copeland
Posted by Leto II
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Posted on 6/24/20 at 1:42 pm to
Carnell Cadillac Williams

Big Kat Bryant, although I couldn't tell you if that's his real name or a nickname, but that's how he's listed on the roster.


Edit: His real name is Markaviest
This post was edited on 6/24/20 at 1:44 pm
Posted by paperwasp
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Posted on 6/24/20 at 1:43 pm to
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List without list of Jared Lorenzen nicknames is shite.

Agreed.

"The Pillsbury Throwboy"
"He Ate Me"
"Quarter (Got) Back"
"Battleship Lorenzen"
"Hefty Lefty"
"The Round Mound of Touchdown"
"BBQ" (Big Beautiful Quarterback)
Posted by Mason Dixon Swine
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Posted on 6/24/20 at 1:46 pm to
DMAC
Run DMC
Posted by mizslu314
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Posted on 6/24/20 at 1:46 pm to
We had a "pig" brown a few years back
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
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Posted on 6/24/20 at 1:46 pm to
Everyone on the Mississippi State teams of the late 90s

Pig
Pork Chop
Smoot Smack
Posted by madmaxvol
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Posted on 6/24/20 at 1:48 pm to
Eddie "Meat Cleaver" Weaver
Posted by paperwasp
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Posted on 6/24/20 at 1:48 pm to
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Pork Chop

I don't know why, but I love the food-related nicknames.

Like "Butterbean."
Posted by madmaxvol
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Posted on 6/24/20 at 1:50 pm to
Reggie White - "The Minister of Defense"
Posted by jcolding41
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Posted on 6/24/20 at 1:50 pm to
Zamir "Zeus" White
Posted by patawan
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Posted on 6/24/20 at 1:51 pm to
Honey Badger
Jugular Joe
Joe "Full Moon" Burreaux
Ika Polynesian Polar Bear
The Brotherhood aka the Chinese Bandits
The Hat
The Mad Hatter
Ole Saint Nick back in the day

Posted by SummerOfGeorge
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Posted on 6/24/20 at 1:53 pm to
The best Alabama nicknames are

- Rory "The Assasin" Turner who famously stopped Brent Fullwood on 4th down at the 1 to help Alabama upset Auburn 17-15 in 1984 and said "I waxed the dude"

- Charlie "The Thief" Peprah

- Kenny "Snake" Stabler

- David Palmer (The Deuce)

- Cornelius "Biscuit" Bennett

- Paul "Bear" Bryant


Last but not least, JAMIE "MONEY" CHRISTIENSEN

This post was edited on 6/24/20 at 1:59 pm
Posted by Glorious
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Posted on 6/24/20 at 1:55 pm to
El Tractorcito


Posted by sand mountainDvalues
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Posted on 6/24/20 at 1:58 pm to
Reggie White, the Minister of Defense
Posted by MizzouTrue
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Posted on 6/24/20 at 1:58 pm to
James “Tank” Franklin

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