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re: Week 3 SECr Haiku Thread
Posted on 9/18/15 at 3:34 pm to TheSandman
Posted on 9/18/15 at 3:34 pm to TheSandman
auburn haz the ghey
texas a and m is worse
suck that tiger dick
texas a and m is worse
suck that tiger dick
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Posted on 9/18/15 at 3:37 pm to TheSandman
Ole Miss and the Tide
If Bryant Denny caves in
everybody wins
If Bryant Denny caves in
everybody wins
Posted on 9/18/15 at 3:39 pm to HempHead
quote:
Ain't no wins on good
Ol Rocky Top, frick Phat Phil
Nine in a row, bitch
Meet me at Sonic
You scumbag motherfricker
I will shite, IN YOU
Posted on 9/18/15 at 3:41 pm to Vols&Shaft83
Choke on orange dick
With a side of tater tots
Nine in a row, bitch
With a side of tater tots
Nine in a row, bitch
Posted on 9/18/15 at 3:41 pm to Vols&Shaft83
Sucking Bama dick
Ole Miss does it with a smile.
1-36-1
Ole Miss does it with a smile.
1-36-1
Posted on 9/18/15 at 3:42 pm to TheSandman
Powder Blue is gay
Ole Miss fans look like Klan queers
Roll Damn Tide all day
Ole Miss fans look like Klan queers
Roll Damn Tide all day
Posted on 9/18/15 at 3:44 pm to HempHead
I want to talk shite
To the poop stabbin Bammer
But I got nothin
To the poop stabbin Bammer
But I got nothin
Posted on 9/18/15 at 3:46 pm to Vols&Shaft83
I declare football
Jihad on the buttchuggers
Orange is ugly
Jihad on the buttchuggers
Orange is ugly
Posted on 9/18/15 at 3:48 pm to Vols&Shaft83
That is gay as hell
Vols suck big roll tide dick
And UGA's too
Vols suck big roll tide dick
And UGA's too
Posted on 9/18/15 at 3:49 pm to CCTider
Posted on 9/18/15 at 3:49 pm to HempHead
"You declare football"
What a horrible Haiku
You're an idiot
What a horrible Haiku
You're an idiot
Posted on 9/18/15 at 3:50 pm to Carolina Tide
Tennessee fanbase
on suicide watch. Their team
still irrelevant.
on suicide watch. Their team
still irrelevant.
Posted on 9/18/15 at 3:51 pm to HempHead
The hipster clerk said
"I'd rather be butt chuggin'"
"Screw this shitty job."
"I'd rather be butt chuggin'"
"Screw this shitty job."
Posted on 9/18/15 at 3:51 pm to madmaxvol
I am disabled
You insensitive countface
frick a billy goat
You insensitive countface
frick a billy goat
Posted on 9/18/15 at 3:53 pm to HempHead
Eat a bowl of dicks
The entire fricking bowl
You gump buttfricker
The entire fricking bowl
You gump buttfricker
Posted on 9/18/15 at 3:53 pm to madmaxvol
Y'all suck at football
Lost to big boob Bob last week.
And still Saban's bitch
Lost to big boob Bob last week.
And still Saban's bitch
Posted on 9/18/15 at 3:53 pm to HempHead
We are coming soon
An unstoppable onslaught
We are a&m
An unstoppable onslaught
We are a&m
Posted on 9/18/15 at 3:55 pm to Vols&Shaft83
You are an Arab
Who loves the last messenger
And copious cock
Who loves the last messenger
And copious cock
Posted on 9/18/15 at 3:57 pm to Carolina Tide
quote:
Y'all suck at football
Lost to big boob Bob last week.
And still Saban's bitch
If you weren't black
I'd kick your gump candy arse
fricking hate crime laws
Posted on 9/18/15 at 3:59 pm to HempHead
quote:
You are an Arab
Take it back, a-hole
That is over the damn line
Apologize now
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