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re: We should all wish nothing but the worst for Chip Kelly and LSU
Posted on 10/3/24 at 9:34 am to Smokey Okie
Posted on 10/3/24 at 9:34 am to Smokey Okie
Drink up, Shriners.
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Posted on 10/3/24 at 10:15 am to Smokey Okie
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We should all wish nothing but the worst for Chip Kelly and LSU
Kelly seems quite capable of maintaining a level of "elevated mediocrity" at LSU regardless of my feelings, prayers, or wishes.
He seems incapable of putting all the right tools together at the same time.
Elite offense with a Heisman winner and 2 additional first round picks at WR?
... Sprinkle in a defense giving up 45 points per game in conference play.
Defense is showing steady improvement?
... Have an offense that has only broken the 40-point mark against South Alabama and Nicholls St.
Has Kelly ever fielded a team that was all around good, or elite on one side and at least solid on another?
Even his 2012 Notre Dame squad, while undefeated during the regular season, was deeply flawed (3 point win over Purdue, 3 point win over BYU, 3 point triple OT win over Pitt) only for that entire season to be wiped from his W/L record thanks to playing ineligible
Posted on 10/3/24 at 11:14 am to tigerfoot
quote:A great Catholic family doing the righteous thing by not pointing fingers.
His parents refused to find fault.
But the Indiana Occupational Health and Safety Administration found fault.
Posted on 10/3/24 at 12:17 pm to Smokey Okie
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Like, what you said doesn't matter. A child's life was sacrificed for fuuutbol and LSU fans feel it can't be mentioned because it may be detrimental to their football program.
It's that same type of disgusting hubris that led to the child's death in the first place.
Ma'am, your pussy is leaking.
Posted on 10/3/24 at 12:19 pm to Smokey Okie
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Just a little while later, Kelly was grinding on teenagers in Baton Rouge, so life went on for him.
Cool
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Not for Declan Sullivan.
He'd still be alive if he had just, I dunno, read the fricking owners manual on the lift and realized it couldn't handle the wind.
Posted on 10/3/24 at 12:21 pm to Murph4HOF
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issor lift, or the children that could be alive today if LSU wouldn't have robbed their hospital?
How about the Athens prostitutes thar would still be alive if Kirby wasn't running a drag racing ring.
Posted on 10/3/24 at 12:36 pm to That LSU Guy
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ANOTHER riveting LSU post by banned user Altie/Owl.
I've posted this before, but I really don't see the difference between altie and willie other than one is an Alabama fan and one is an LSU fan. If it's okay for Willie to shite the board up with his nonsense then I really don't see why altie is not allowed to do the same. It's a troll board, if we're going to be allowed to dish it out then we have to be willing to take it.
Posted on 10/3/24 at 12:42 pm to Smokey Okie
Smokey Okie is fast overtaking WilliamTaylor21 as the most prolific poster on SEC Rant.
Glad to have someone with his skilzset on our team... because he is killing it.
Absolutely correct.
Glad to have someone with his skilzset on our team... because he is killing it.
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I've posted this before, but I really don't see the difference between altie and willie other than one is an Alabama fan and one is an LSU fan. If it's okay for Willie to shite the board up with his nonsense then I really don't see why altie is not allowed to do the same. It's a troll board, if we're going to be allowed to dish it out then we have to be willing to take it.
Absolutely correct.
This post was edited on 10/3/24 at 12:53 pm
Posted on 10/3/24 at 12:46 pm to Nitro Express
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I've posted this before, but I really don't see the difference between altie and willie other than one is an Alabama fan and one is an LSU fan. If it's okay for Willie to shite the board up with his nonsense then I really don't see why altie is not allowed to do the same. It's a troll board, if we're going to be allowed to dish it out then we have to be willing to take it.
William picks his punches. You might not hear from him at all for weeks at a time. Altie seems determined to start at least one thread a day in the early morning hours between stocking shelves at Target.
Posted on 10/3/24 at 12:55 pm to captainFid
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Smokey Okie is fast overtaking WilliamTaylor21 as the most prolific poster on SEC Rant.
Always has been. The difference is that one gets preferential treatment due to his team affiliation, and the other doesn’t.
Posted on 10/3/24 at 1:43 pm to Smokey Okie
Shouldn't you be watching your wife (cousin) bang your dad ya worthless cuck.
Posted on 10/3/24 at 1:48 pm to Smokey Okie
Smokey Okie makes his debut on Message Board Geniuses! Always a momentous day for tRant. 
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You should do the world a favor and get on a lift during a CAT 5 hurricane
Posted on 10/3/24 at 1:52 pm to Smokey Okie
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Chip Kelly
Honestly he got done dirty by UCLA and now they are piss awful
Posted on 10/3/24 at 2:26 pm to Nitro Express
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I've posted this before, but I really don't see the difference between altie and willie other than one is an Alabama fan and one is an LSU fan. If it's okay for Willie to shite the board up with his nonsense then I really don't see why altie is not allowed to do the same. It's a troll board, if we're going to be allowed to dish it out then we have to be willing to take it.
I don't know who Willie is that everyone seems so enamored of but, don't do me any favors with your flawed assessment.
That you find someone pointing out the fact that LSU fans worship a table pounding, teen grinding, blame shifting, below average, walking oxymoron of a coach as their savior who shall not be insulted for being responsible for the death of a child to be shitting up the board, that's just like your opinion, man.
Posted on 10/3/24 at 2:37 pm to Tuscaloosa
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Always has been. The difference is that one gets preferential treatment due to his team affiliation, and the other doesn’t
I've found as long as I don't go too strong on Georgia, there really is not a problem. But, recently, I had a glorious thread highlighting the ineptitude of Georgia, illustrated with several questionable .jpg's removed from the board just as it was heating up.
At that point, I knew to slack off Georgia because a dung sucking Georgia moderator was around and his titties were likely raw and he was close to getting his ban hammer out that makes him feel like he has an adequate penis.
Posted on 10/3/24 at 2:41 pm to lunchbox0479
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You should do the world a favor and get on a lift during a CAT 5 hurricane
I'm not a young, impressionable kid that feels enormous peer pressure to do his job "right", no matter the dangerous circumstances so as to not be ridiculed by staff and players that he looks up to.
Therefore, I would have told this Irish, midget bastard to shove his scissor lift right up his potato famine.
Posted on 10/3/24 at 2:46 pm to Hback
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Smokey Okie makes his debut on Message Board Geniuses! Always a momentous day for tRant.
Posted on 10/3/24 at 2:50 pm to Hback
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Smokey Okie makes his debut on Message Board Geniuses! Always a momentous day for tRant.
Thanks for the heads up, Hback. I feel like I've finally made it. I'm somebody now and everything I have ever done on a message board is somehow worth it.
I'd like to thank all the fellow Alabama fans here, like you, who aren't enormous queefs that pander to other fan-bases with constant negativity towards Bama and her fans.
Those are the worst kinds of hypocrites desperate for approval from what they consider to be "better" people than most Alabama fans, desperately wanting everyone to know that they are not like "other" Bama fans.
This post was edited on 10/3/24 at 2:53 pm
Posted on 10/3/24 at 3:02 pm to Glorious
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Honestly he got done dirty by UCLA and now they are piss awful
That's true. But he did Notre Dame wrong by just leaving them high and dry during the middle of the night to head off to a literal swamp where all the shite in 90% of America flows to on a daily basis.
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