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re: UT Student almost dies after butt funneling alcohol
Posted on 9/24/12 at 3:04 pm to Supravol22
Posted on 9/24/12 at 3:04 pm to Supravol22
I don't care how fast it gets into your system, or how euphoric a buzz you might get. At some point you come to the realization that you've got to insert a tube up your own butt, and you just say, "Nah." 
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Posted on 9/24/12 at 3:04 pm to Supravol22
so the cop has to stick a breathlyzer up his arse to get an accurate reading?
Posted on 9/24/12 at 3:05 pm to holic
dear lord...smh
Posted on 9/24/12 at 3:05 pm to holic
Still I don't think that tops the frat at UGA where the brothers got totally blotto and decided a wild raccoon would make a good meal. 
Posted on 9/24/12 at 3:06 pm to Burt Reynolds
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i enjoy a good butt chug from time to time. nothing wrong with that.
And what horn fan doesn't?
This post was edited on 9/24/12 at 3:08 pm
Posted on 9/24/12 at 3:06 pm to Supravol22
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After conducting several interviews, investigators determined the fraternity members had been using rubber tubing to give each other alcohol enemas
Yuck.
I wonder if they shared the same tube.
Posted on 9/24/12 at 3:06 pm to Crompdaddy8
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so the cop has to stick a breathlyzer up his arse to get an accurate reading?
I try not to think about that type of thing
Posted on 9/24/12 at 3:07 pm to Darth Slive
Honestly Im kind of pissed off he wasted all that beer.
Posted on 9/24/12 at 3:07 pm to Supravol22
Maybe if he wasn't so anal.
Posted on 9/24/12 at 3:07 pm to Slippery Slope
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I wonder if they shared the same tube.
You ain't a bro unless you share the same butt funnel
Posted on 9/24/12 at 3:09 pm to genro
Posted on 9/24/12 at 3:10 pm to Supravol22
Post on Rant as CPA ?
Posted on 9/24/12 at 3:10 pm to Supravol22
Cop "Excuse me son, do you mind farting in this?"
Sad and nasty
Sad and nasty
Posted on 9/24/12 at 3:10 pm to Supravol22
Yeah I just don't get it. It isn't like to get drunk you have to shoot up heroin. Just drink it. How lazy are you that you can't wait the 10-15 minutes it would take to feel the buzz of firing off a few shots.
Posted on 9/24/12 at 3:11 pm to Herman Frisco
you know they were sharing the funnel too 
His father must be so proud
His father must be so proud
Posted on 9/24/12 at 3:14 pm to Riseupfromtherubble
That's one way to get the beer shits.
Posted on 9/24/12 at 3:14 pm to We_Need_Cam
I really wonder what the thought process was leading up to this.
"Man, I really wanna get drunk, but drinking is too slow, I wonder if there's another way"
"Let's try a butt funnel."
"Yeah! Alright!"
"Man, I really wanna get drunk, but drinking is too slow, I wonder if there's another way"
"Let's try a butt funnel."
"Yeah! Alright!"
Posted on 9/24/12 at 3:16 pm to LBC
and there's the "Who wants to go second?" Awkward moment
Posted on 9/24/12 at 3:16 pm to Supravol22
It was the Pikes. Shocker.
Posted on 9/24/12 at 3:16 pm to Supravol22
I like the taste of beer. Seems kinda wasteful.
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