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Ramblin Wreck
Georgia Tech Fan
Member since Aug 2011
3773 posts

Unlike Missouri, Oklahoma passes the southern culture test

Man kills fishing buddy and claims Bigfoot made him do it

I post this as a proud southerner.

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Larry Sanders, 53, stands charged with first-degree murder after allegedly admitting first to a family member and later to police to killing his noodling fishing partner Jimmy Knighten, who Sanders claimed wanted him dead by the hand of the mythical monster Bigfoot. Noodling is a popular fishing technique used in the southern United States to catch a fish by sticking one’s hand in its mouth.

The local sheriff, John Christian, told local media that Sanders “appeared to be under the influence of something” when he told police he had struck, strangled, and then drowned Knighten.


CharlotteSooner
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Member since Mar 2016
9190 posts

It's even better if you watch the embedded news report.


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Drydock
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ucbearcats
Member since Oct 2021
351 posts

quote:

passes the southern culture test



Is that the test that confirms both parents are related?


armytide373
Alabama Fan
Member since May 2009
13240 posts

That actually sounds meth related and brings the Mizzou right back to the fore.


Drydock
Missouri Fan
Osage County
Member since Oct 2013
4737 posts

Oh no, y'all want to claim this, then it's all yours.

This post was edited on 7/14 at 7:01 pm


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aTm boy
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That actually sounds meth related and brings the Mizzou right back to the fore.


Or LSU.


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SteelerBravesDawg
Georgia Fan
Member since Sep 2020
15574 posts

Eastern Oklahoma is as Southern as Mississippi, Alabama, and the rest of the deep south.


Hailstate15
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Eastern Oklahoma is as Southern as Mississippi, Alabama, and the rest of the deep south.


No. No it’s not.


Yukons Worst
Oklahoma Fan
Member since Jun 2022
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It's not Little Rock and Memphis enough right?


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JetDawg
Georgia Fan
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Member since Oct 2020
3877 posts

Story doesn't sound so "southern" to me....geez, with all the quacks out here on the West Coast we could definitely top this story on the weirdness scale.

Facts are facts: although Missouri was a border state, Missouri declared her secession from the Union on the grounds of hostile acts by the Union against the state and the people, Missouri was then admitted into the Confederacy by the Confederate States Congress as the 12th Confederate state on the 28th of November, 1861.

I say give Missouri the benefit of the doubt. They be Southerners, albeit, a bit more yankeefied than the rest of the South.
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BamaWins15
Alabama Fan
Member since Sep 2015
4605 posts

There is nothing southern about missouri


DownSouthJukin
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There is nothing southern about missouri


I take it that you've never been to Southeast MO?


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