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Posted on 12/20/11 at 12:06 pm to bona fide
Posted on 12/20/11 at 12:06 pm to bona fide
Hey, look, I had to put them somewhere. I love asian women, but when I was making this particular list, I weighted it heavily in regards to boob size.
In reality, my list is more as follows:
1a. Hispanic women
1b. Eastern european women
1c. Black women
1d. Plain ole white women
1e. Asian women
In reality, my list is more as follows:
1a. Hispanic women
1b. Eastern european women
1c. Black women
1d. Plain ole white women
1e. Asian women
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Posted on 12/20/11 at 12:12 pm to TheJones
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Not going to lie, I'm not attracted to Asian women
I remember being around 7 or 8 and my stepdad, who served in Vietnam, telling my that Vietnamese women would sometime shove bamboo shoots down the urethra of a soldier during sex and he would have to have his dick amputated. Any attraction I ever would have had for Asian women was nipped in the bud that day.
Posted on 12/20/11 at 12:20 pm to Tiger n Miami AU83
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quote:
Is Dee Hart going to have to cut a mother fricker to get some love up in this thread?
He could stab his own mother and every gump would praise him and call his mom a bitch that deserved it if Hart was needed on the Tadd team. Fact.
I stopped reading this pissing contest of a thread on page three. To whoever the frick this poster is, they just need to know that adding the word "fact" to the end of a post does not make it true.
Posted on 12/20/11 at 12:21 pm to FleshEatingSalsa
Fortunately that has never been my experience.
Posted on 12/20/11 at 12:22 pm to Aman
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Aman
That was me dumbfrick. And you should have kept up with the thread if you wanted to make a comment. Now STFU. We have moved on.
Posted on 12/20/11 at 12:26 pm to allin2010
Man we are doomed..
Oh nevermind..
Bowman & Carswell..GTFOH
Oh nevermind..
Bowman & Carswell..GTFOH
Posted on 12/20/11 at 12:26 pm to FleshEatingSalsa
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Vietnamese women would sometime shove bamboo shoots down the urethra of a soldier during sex
Without their knowledge?
I drink . . ., a lot, . . ., yet I have no fear whatsoever about this happening.
This post was edited on 12/20/11 at 12:35 pm
Posted on 12/20/11 at 12:27 pm to FleshEatingSalsa
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shove bamboo shoots down the urethra of a soldier during sex and he would have to have his dick amputated
Posted on 12/20/11 at 12:28 pm to FleshEatingSalsa
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Vietnamese women would sometime shove
ahhh, brings back the memories
Posted on 12/20/11 at 12:30 pm to taylormade
Imagine hearing that in first grade. I kept hoping we'd talk about Bamboo in science so I could share what I had learned. 
Posted on 12/20/11 at 12:34 pm to Tiger n Miami AU83
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hat was me dumbfrick. And you should have kept up with the thread if you wanted to make a comment. Now STFU. We have moved on.
My god you are a piece of shite!!!!
Posted on 12/20/11 at 12:35 pm to FleshEatingSalsa
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I remember being around 7 or 8 and my stepdad, who served in Vietnam, telling my that Vietnamese women would sometime shove bamboo shoots down the urethra of a soldier during sex and he would have to have his dick amputated. Any attraction I ever would have had for Asian women was nipped in the bud that day.
I find it hard to believe that the very second that bamboo touched a guys wang that they wouldn't be like OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH shite in a matter of a millisecond to save their damn manhood.
Posted on 12/20/11 at 12:41 pm to beatbammer
For my own peace of mind, I'm choosing to believe that this was just a story told to GI's to keep them from bringing the clap back to base.
Posted on 12/20/11 at 1:02 pm to Teague
Really though, he's at the forefront of the disciplinarian movement. Fact.
Posted on 12/20/11 at 1:04 pm to Teague
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For my own peace of mind, I'm choosing to believe that this was just a story told to GI's to keep them from bringing the clap back to base.
I bet FleshEatingSalsa has a phobia about chopsticks to this day.
Posted on 12/20/11 at 1:04 pm to TideSatchel
The results speak for themselves, guys. I don't recall these guys getting arrested for anything, yet he's kicking them off the team on principle. He's holding the accountable like a good leader should. It has literally nothing to do with the epic - I repeat, epic - recuriting class we're about to pull in.
Do you really believe what you just said?....Saban's been catching hell all summer about oversigning, this is just one way to make room...tell that supid shite to somebody else, nobody but Bammers believe this... 
Do you really believe what you just said?..
..Saban's been catching hell all summer about oversigning, this is just one way to make room...tell that supid shite to somebody else, nobody but Bammers believe this... Posted on 12/20/11 at 1:06 pm to beatbammer
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I bet FleshEatingSalsa has a phobia about chopsticks to this day.
Just had a seizure reading your post.
Posted on 12/20/11 at 1:27 pm to allin2010
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all2010
What happened to 2011?
This post was edited on 12/20/11 at 1:28 pm
Posted on 12/20/11 at 2:33 pm to TideSatchel
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TideSatchel
gtfo
Posted on 12/20/11 at 2:36 pm to FleshEatingSalsa
quote:Hahahaha he said nipped.
nipped
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