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Trooper Taylor-isms

Posted on 4/2/09 at 8:39 am
Posted by CreoleAubie
NC
Member since Sep 2008
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Posted on 4/2/09 at 8:39 am
Trooper has been apparently using some fun expressions in interviews:

"You can't make the club in the tub"

When asked about the 2008 receiving woes: "That's all BTT - Before Troop Time - I don't care about any of it."

But WHAT the hell is he saying below about Carr??? I need someone smarter than me to translate. He needs to get tougher?? He needs to be faster?? What does "I can't ride him" mean??

**Taylor also said Quindarius Carr looks good when he comes out for practice. ``I'm really trying to get Q to understand his body because he is a pretty receiver,'' Taylor said. ``He looks the part but I told him right now he's like a limo without gas. He looks good and I can't ride him. So I need him to go ahead and get some gas in his tank and go.''
Posted by Elleshoe
Wade’s World
Member since Jun 2004
143616 posts
Posted on 4/2/09 at 8:43 am to
getting pumped about your WR coach huh?
Posted by CreoleAubie
NC
Member since Sep 2008
2909 posts
Posted on 4/2/09 at 8:45 am to
Just trying to learn everyone's style......

Elleshoe - per your bio, are you really an LSU alum despite the fact that you profess loyalty to Bama??
Posted by Elleshoe
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Posted on 4/2/09 at 8:47 am to
quote:

Elleshoe - per your bio, are you really an LSU alum despite the fact that you profess loyalty to Bama??


yes I'm an LSU alum. Bama is just the shite though. I changed my loyalty when they got CNS
Posted by AuburnCPA
Member since May 2008
18821 posts
Posted on 4/2/09 at 8:57 am to
quote:

I changed my loyalty when they got CNS



Posted by aaronmj22
Member since Mar 2009
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Posted on 4/2/09 at 9:01 am to
you're pathetic
Posted by Elleshoe
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Posted on 4/2/09 at 9:02 am to
quote:

you're pathetic



I'm pathetic? call me when you're a fan of a school with 14.5 football national champions you fricking corndog
Posted by spslayto
Member since Feb 2004
19679 posts
Posted on 4/2/09 at 9:06 am to
quote:

call me when you're a fan of a school with 14.5 football national champions you fricking corndog


And call me when you find a school that really has that many.
Posted by AuburnCPA
Member since May 2008
18821 posts
Posted on 4/2/09 at 9:10 am to
quote:

call me when you're a fan of a school with 14.5 football national champions you fricking corndog


bandwagon, fair-weathered fan. He also is a Yankees/Red Sox fan, a Patriots fan, A Celtics Fan, and UNC fan, and a Jimmie Johnson fan.
Posted by JEAUXBLEAUX
Bayonne, NJ
Member since May 2006
55358 posts
Posted on 4/2/09 at 9:14 am to
who?
Posted by Elleshoe
Wade’s World
Member since Jun 2004
143616 posts
Posted on 4/2/09 at 9:17 am to
quote:

And call me when you find a school that really has that many.


those are just the ones we claim. We don't even claim the Mobile Times title of 2008
Posted by LSUDav7
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2006
1551 posts
Posted on 4/2/09 at 9:18 am to
quote:

14.5 football national champions


According to the SEC, Bama has 7 national championships.
Posted by Elleshoe
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Member since Jun 2004
143616 posts
Posted on 4/2/09 at 9:21 am to
quote:

According to the SEC, Bama has 7 national championships.


you're telling me the SEC knows more about football than the University of Alabama?!
Posted by PJinAtl
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2007
12737 posts
Posted on 4/2/09 at 9:25 am to
Getting back to the original post (sorry to interrupt the Bama bashing), my guess is Carr needs to work on his conditioning.

I think Taylor is saying Carr runs the routes good (looks good) but doesn't have the conditioning to go the whole game (doesn't have the gas). If he was a limo, he would look good sitting out front, but without the gas in it, you can't go anywhere - the looks are all for show.
Posted by tuck
Member since Oct 2007
12653 posts
Posted on 4/2/09 at 10:19 am to
First, Elleshoe I guess you are really amusing yourself aren't you? at people thinking you're a bama fan.

Second, as to the trooperisms...

quote:

He looks good and I can't ride him.
Sounds like sexual innuendo. He wants to 'ride him,' but Carr is just not willing yet. I think the 'gas in the tank' comment is definitely referring to some form of lube...Or...



it could just mean he's soft or not tough enough to compete like Troop wants him to be.
This post was edited on 4/2/09 at 10:19 am
Posted by Alabama Slim
2009,2011 BCS National Champions
Member since Jul 2007
9919 posts
Posted on 4/2/09 at 11:12 am to
quote:

you're pathetic


and you are terrible at detecting sarcasm
Posted by Alahunter
Member since Jan 2008
90738 posts
Posted on 4/2/09 at 12:40 pm to
Here's my interpretation:

quote:

Taylor also said Quindarius Carr looks good when he comes out for practice.
as he bats his eyes.

quote:

I'm really trying to get Q to understand his body because he is a pretty receiver,'' Taylor said.
He's going to be doing more "personal" training with that body of his.

quote:

``He looks the part but I told him right now he's like a limo without gas."

He needs a feel up.

quote:

He looks good and I can't ride him

But he will "feel him up" soon.

quote:

So I need him to go ahead and get some gas in his tank and go.''

See last explanation.
Posted by tuck
Member since Oct 2007
12653 posts
Posted on 4/2/09 at 12:43 pm to
Trooper definitely needs to quit listening to gay phone sex before he conducts interviews. It's clouding his ability to make non-homosexual metaphors.
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Tittleman's Crest
Member since Feb 2009
52597 posts
Posted on 4/2/09 at 2:41 pm to
Looks like he is just saying that he has potential
Posted by tennessee391
Member since Dec 2008
4885 posts
Posted on 4/2/09 at 2:54 pm to
Trooper is a clown.

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