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Posted on 4/30/15 at 7:52 am to Vols&Shaft83
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Uga is a white pile of diabetic inbred shite.
Sounds more like gator princess. HEYO
Posted on 4/30/15 at 7:53 am to CockInYourEar
Uga is better than any of you.
Posted on 4/30/15 at 7:55 am to Crowknowsbest
It's cool that LSU has a Tiger, but it's such a shame that they keep an animal like that locked in a cage all day long.
fricking swamp rats.
fricking swamp rats.
Posted on 4/30/15 at 7:55 am to Crowknowsbest
nuh uh
Posted on 4/30/15 at 8:03 am to CockInYourEar
Right now, Uga is posted up in his Savannah mansion eating a steak and eggs breakfast while drinking water out of his crystal goblet. His weight and conditioning is merely a symptom of his social standing and life of luxury.
Posted on 4/30/15 at 8:03 am to CockInYourEar
Notice the fan next to Uga's kennel there. If he didn't have that he would have a heat stroke.
Best live: Mike (got to work with him a little while I visited the LSU vet school)
Best suit: no question that it's Aubie
Best live: Mike (got to work with him a little while I visited the LSU vet school)
Best suit: no question that it's Aubie
Posted on 4/30/15 at 8:04 am to SouthMSReb
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It's cool that LSU has a Tiger, but it's such a shame that they keep an animal like that locked in a cage all day long.
fricking swamp rats.
His cage is nicer than your house.
Posted on 4/30/15 at 8:07 am to Crowknowsbest
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Right now, Uga is hyperventilating after trying, and failing, to lick his own balls
Posted on 4/30/15 at 8:09 am to Crowknowsbest
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Right now, Uga is posted up in his Savannah mansion eating a steak and eggs breakfast while drinking water out of his crystal goblet. His weight and conditioning is merely a symptom of his social standing and life of luxury.
Posted on 4/30/15 at 8:11 am to Crowknowsbest
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Right now, Uga is posted up in his Savannah mansion eating a steak and eggs breakfast while drinking water out of his crystal goblet. His weight and conditioning is merely a symptom of his social standing and life of luxury.
That's what it is. It has to be. People are jealous. Why? Well, for one, their university isn't represented by the world's best mascot. Secondly, the mascot lives better than them and their families. I'd be embarrassed. I understand. I don't fault these fools for doubting Uga's greatness. It's actually a compliment because these people are jealous of a dog.
Really it is a pity, though, because if they would just accept Uga into their hearts I think many would realize their lives would improve dramatically.
Plus, with all the noise about Uga dying I am pretty sure most Bulldog schools, including MSU and Yale, have had more Bulldogs die under their watch. shite, I think Russ is like 8 or something. Idk. Anyway, back to everyone vying for who's #2 to Uga.
Posted on 4/30/15 at 8:13 am to Damn Good Dawg
I believe Russ is actually 11, but all your points stand.
Posted on 4/30/15 at 8:14 am to AubieALUMdvm
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Best suit: no question that it's Aubie
Why?
Posted on 4/30/15 at 8:17 am to SouthMSReb
U Mad
Posted on 4/30/15 at 8:42 am to Vols&Shaft83
Well I'm a renter so I'm poor but technically yes, his cage is nicer than my house.
Posted on 4/30/15 at 8:42 am to GeorgeReymond
I lold
Posted on 4/30/15 at 8:56 am to tb27688
Mike's lack of visibility and participation in gameday moves him down to three below Rev and Smokey. Do the eagles even have names? Eagles aren't cute, you can't dress them up and do anything special with them. Uga is 
, that's all I have to say about that.
Aubie is best suit hands down without question. When I'm watching a SC game, I don't look to see what cocky is doing. When Auburn is on, I'm always looking to see what Aubie is wearing and what other funny shite he's getting in to.
, that's all I have to say about that. Aubie is best suit hands down without question. When I'm watching a SC game, I don't look to see what cocky is doing. When Auburn is on, I'm always looking to see what Aubie is wearing and what other funny shite he's getting in to.
Posted on 4/30/15 at 9:08 am to Masterag
And why is Uga in Savannah and not Athens? Some mascot.
Posted on 4/30/15 at 9:15 am to Korin
Well, as a Bulldog of privilege he has a vacation home.
Posted on 4/30/15 at 9:19 am to I Ham That I Ham
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I get it. Bert is fat
This is the best post you have ever made.
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