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Top 10 douches players / coaches in modern SEC history (Sorry, no tu or OK posts. Yet)
Posted on 11/1/21 at 2:15 am
Posted on 11/1/21 at 2:15 am
Have at it and rank 'em up. Marshall Henderson is way up there for me. Not triggered, but just "what tha frick" that that moment and he will forever be a God here for directing the GIF that will forever give. Amen
I'd have to put Johnny Football in the douche category as well, unfortunately. All the potential in the world and the best times of his life in front of him and unfortunately didn't handle it. And he became a much bigger douche.
Please don't confuse "douche" with "play to the whistle, and this is SEC football, BITCH." Like.... Nick Fairley, for example. He is not a douche.
Aaron Murray might be viewed as a douche. Or bitch. And his Mother? What do we call her? Douche and bitch won't work. Overprotective? Hot? Well touched-up?
BTW, I love George Carlin, RIP. He mastered words, our language and mixed it with his humor and it is as classic as Mr. James Brown and what he did with his music. Things that had never been done before. Pioneers, some might say. If you know anything of people like this...give us ONE WORD to let us know how you describe or feel about anyone in recent SEC history.
Petrino? Will Wade / Calipari....?? Lane (UT)?
I'd have to put Johnny Football in the douche category as well, unfortunately. All the potential in the world and the best times of his life in front of him and unfortunately didn't handle it. And he became a much bigger douche.
Please don't confuse "douche" with "play to the whistle, and this is SEC football, BITCH." Like.... Nick Fairley, for example. He is not a douche.
Aaron Murray might be viewed as a douche. Or bitch. And his Mother? What do we call her? Douche and bitch won't work. Overprotective? Hot? Well touched-up?
BTW, I love George Carlin, RIP. He mastered words, our language and mixed it with his humor and it is as classic as Mr. James Brown and what he did with his music. Things that had never been done before. Pioneers, some might say. If you know anything of people like this...give us ONE WORD to let us know how you describe or feel about anyone in recent SEC history.
Petrino? Will Wade / Calipari....?? Lane (UT)?
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Posted on 11/1/21 at 2:21 am to freemanjiro
Will Wade.
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Posted on 11/1/21 at 2:23 am to freemanjiro
1. Jeremy Pruitt
And I can testify to that from first hand experience.
And I can testify to that from first hand experience.
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Posted on 11/1/21 at 2:26 am to freemanjiro
I agree, Fairley is not a douche. He's a piece of shite.
But Cam was a douche.
Manzeil was probably a douche.
Hell, most QB's probably are really. AJ McCarron was probably a douche, JPW was probably a douche.
Chad Kelly another that comes to mind.
You said no OK posts, but I'm going to include one anyway. Because #1 he could be the poster boy for the topic.
And #2, who didn't love watching Bo Jackson(not a douche or piece of shite) put him in his place, so that's kind of SEC.
But Cam was a douche.
Manzeil was probably a douche.
Hell, most QB's probably are really. AJ McCarron was probably a douche, JPW was probably a douche.
Chad Kelly another that comes to mind.
You said no OK posts, but I'm going to include one anyway. Because #1 he could be the poster boy for the topic.
And #2, who didn't love watching Bo Jackson(not a douche or piece of shite) put him in his place, so that's kind of SEC.
Posted on 11/1/21 at 3:34 am to freemanjiro
Dale Brown… biggest azz hat to coach basketball ever, and most technically incompetent.
Posted on 11/1/21 at 5:38 am to BowlJackson
Pat Dye
Posted on 11/1/21 at 5:46 am to SadUCFKnight
Steve Spurrier. Biggest douce for quitting on his team like he did.
Posted on 11/1/21 at 6:17 am to freemanjiro
I don’t know how “modern” you would consider him but Terry Bowden is the douche of all bitches.
Anyone who quits on his team mid season and then still demand a buyout can lick lick lick my balls
Anyone who quits on his team mid season and then still demand a buyout can lick lick lick my balls
Posted on 11/1/21 at 6:39 am to freemanjiro
Petrino wins in a landslide 
Posted on 11/1/21 at 6:47 am to freemanjiro
Bo Nix is the current head douche of the SEC
Posted on 11/1/21 at 7:25 am to auburn2eugene
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I don’t know how “modern” you would consider him but Terry Bowden is the douche of all bitches.
Anyone who quits on his team mid season and then still demand a buyout can lick lick lick my balls
Shouldn't have let him find out that y'all were still cheating after assuring him that you would stop.
Posted on 11/1/21 at 7:34 am to Jacknola
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Jacknola
What’s your story? Did LSU deny your enrollment and you were forced to go to Delgado?
Posted on 11/1/21 at 7:36 am to Dawgholio
quote:Have you seen your HC? Kirby is the quintessential douchebag
Bo Nix is the current head douche of the SEC
Posted on 11/1/21 at 7:38 am to ChexMix
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Have you seen your HC? Kirby is the quintessential douchebag
Lol. Have you seen your head coach? Looks like a Rascal Flatts roadie.
Posted on 11/1/21 at 7:50 am to ChexMix
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Kirby is the quintessential douchebag
I mean I'd say he is on par with other coaches in the league.
Nix is king douche imo
Posted on 11/1/21 at 7:52 am to freemanjiro
Urban Meyer.
Posted on 11/1/21 at 7:55 am to skrayper
I feel like an 8 year old.
"What is a douche?" Lol
Some of the names listed dont make sense to me.
"What is a douche?" Lol
Some of the names listed dont make sense to me.
Posted on 11/1/21 at 7:58 am to freemanjiro
Nick Fairley.
Posted on 11/1/21 at 8:05 am to freemanjiro
Reading through the thread, I wouldn't confuse "douche" with "player/coach who was really good, cocky and I loved to hate".
Your boy Kiffin on the other hand...has never really won anything, is cocky as hell, pops off his popcorn mouth and is a total f'ing Chad.
That's douche material there.
Your boy Kiffin on the other hand...has never really won anything, is cocky as hell, pops off his popcorn mouth and is a total f'ing Chad.
That's douche material there.
Posted on 11/1/21 at 8:34 am to freemanjiro
LANE KIFFIN
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