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Tomorrow I’ll be drunk and on the way to the UCFiesta bowl:

Posted on 12/27/18 at 12:40 pm
Posted by SadUCFKnight
Member since Jun 2008
2620 posts
Posted on 12/27/18 at 12:40 pm
Packing bags r now and starting to sip whiskey. I’ll be gambling and playing golf Saturday while the rest of America is at home either mowing the grass or shoveling snow futiley waiting for the fighting Danny Whites to finally lose. 25-0 See everyone inside the winners circle.
Posted by MeatPants
Member since Nov 2015
8853 posts
Posted on 12/27/18 at 12:41 pm to
As long as you aren't driving
Posted by AU4real35
Member since Jan 2014
16065 posts
Posted on 12/27/18 at 12:42 pm to
Y’all will lose 9-0, just because LSU’s offense sucks.
Posted by MSHawg1
Bad-assistan
Member since Jun 2018
5046 posts
Posted on 12/27/18 at 12:43 pm to
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America is at home either mowing the grass

It's December 27th.
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starting to sip whiskey.

Well, it makes sense now.
Posted by Sanfordhog
Tennessee
Member since Jan 2016
479 posts
Posted on 12/27/18 at 12:43 pm to
Is there a non P5 board where you can post?
This post was edited on 12/27/18 at 12:44 pm
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 12/27/18 at 12:43 pm to
Sounds like you're drunk now, tbh.
Posted by StarsFan21
Galveston, Texas
Member since Mar 2014
718 posts
Posted on 12/27/18 at 12:48 pm to
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and on the way to the UCFiesta bowl


:I don’t believe you: gif
Posted by uga471434
Woodstock
Member since May 2018
452 posts
Posted on 12/27/18 at 12:49 pm to
Sounds like you don't have any friends

You can always make one up

Kinda like a national championship :)
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
98918 posts
Posted on 12/27/18 at 12:52 pm to
Weird first time I've ever been drunk flex.
Posted by MeatCleaverWeaver
Member since Oct 2013
22175 posts
Posted on 12/27/18 at 12:52 pm to
Hope you’ve enjoyed your brief stay here.
Posted by momentoftruth87
Member since Oct 2013
71200 posts
Posted on 12/27/18 at 12:56 pm to
I'm just surprised it will take him so long to get drunk
Posted by lsufball19
Franklin, TN
Member since Sep 2008
64475 posts
Posted on 12/27/18 at 1:00 pm to
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while the rest of America is at home either mowing the grass or shoveling snow futiley

I don't think anyone in the southeastern United States will be doing either one of those things. Grass stopped growing a long time ago, and in case you hadn't noticed, snow shoveling isn't typically a very common chore for us.
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Tomorrow I’ll be drunk and on the way to the UCFiesta bowl

Congrats on the alcohol

BTW, are you taking your LSU wife with you or did she leave you since you started posting on this board a few years ago?

ETA: Why do you continually start troll threads, then downvote everyone who responds to you? And what switch flipped to make you go from a generally cordial poster when you first joined this site to discuss baseball to becoming an insufferable douchebag? My guess is my intuition about your LSU wife (possibly former) has a lot to do with it.
This post was edited on 12/27/18 at 1:09 pm
Posted by five_fivesix
Y’all
Member since Aug 2012
13834 posts
Posted on 12/27/18 at 1:07 pm to
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As long as you aren't driving


Not all of us share this sentiment. A DUI arrest followed by a night of prison rape might just be the medicine he needs.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
118928 posts
Posted on 12/27/18 at 1:14 pm to
I hope you aren't driving then. When LSU drops the hammer, I'm sure you will go away.
Posted by MrMojoRisin
Udûn
Member since May 2014
6971 posts
Posted on 12/27/18 at 1:18 pm to
Posted by Drebin
Member since Aug 2017
4446 posts
Posted on 12/27/18 at 1:19 pm to
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futiley




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SadUCFKnight



Posted by namvet6566
Member since Oct 2012
6696 posts
Posted on 12/27/18 at 1:19 pm to
Drunk??? are you a 16 yo??
This post was edited on 12/27/18 at 1:21 pm
Posted by burdhead
WOMP WOMP!!
Member since Apr 2017
6008 posts
Posted on 12/27/18 at 1:23 pm to
LSU will stomp a mudhole in your arse....last year, we didn't take you seriously, and figured you were like a UAB, akron or new mexico....turns out you were slightly above average...LSU is not going to do that....hell, we didn't even want to be in that bowl with you....it was beneath us and everybody knew it....you want to be considered a legit program?....beat LSU and then we'll talk about it
Posted by Wolfhound45
Hanging with Chicken in Lurkistan
Member since Nov 2009
120000 posts
Posted on 12/27/18 at 1:24 pm to
Enjoy your whiskey. You are going to need it.
Posted by Roll Tide Ravens
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2015
42130 posts
Posted on 12/27/18 at 1:26 pm to
Unless you’re in Hawaii, Arizona, or South Florida, you aren’t cutting grass this time of the year.

Very little of the country is actually snow covered right now, so most Americans aren’t doing that either.

Y’all are making me have to pull for the Corndogs.
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