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re: tOfficial Gump Meltdown Thread

Posted on 9/13/23 at 8:37 pm to
Posted by imjustafatkid
Alabama
Member since Dec 2011
58551 posts
Posted on 9/13/23 at 8:37 pm to
Those are the best you could find?

Pretty tame tbh.
Posted by Aguga
Member since Aug 2021
3203 posts
Posted on 9/13/23 at 8:50 pm to
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Bama has won 2 NCs since Kirby left


So has UGA
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
4035 Vanderbilt Lane
Member since Dec 2013
37037 posts
Posted on 9/13/23 at 9:34 pm to
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Pretty tame tbh.

Losing has become the norm - and with that - the fire and passion is fading.

You, fat tits, are part of tDecline
Posted by The_Ultimate_Warrior
Member since Mar 2019
5786 posts
Posted on 9/13/23 at 11:49 pm to
Wow!

Color me shocked that in the middle of tGREAT TAHD MELT, SideTaint goes on some weird tangent about getting railed.
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
4035 Vanderbilt Lane
Member since Dec 2013
37037 posts
Posted on 9/14/23 at 7:45 am to
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Color me shocked that in the middle of tGREAT TAHD MELT, SideTaint goes on some weird tangent about getting railed.


He claimed he could see my butthole last night…. I heard someone rustling around in the bushes, must’ve been him

LINK
Posted by GoDeepCoach
Bossier
Member since Sep 2010
851 posts
Posted on 9/14/23 at 9:50 am to
Bama fans are the most spoiled rotten fans of all time. They had Bear Bryant and Saban. Probably the two greatest college coaches ever. If I were a Bama fan, one loss in 10 years would equal severe trauma. It’s not a game to them, it’s a religion
Posted by TigerScorpion
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2018
1215 posts
Posted on 9/14/23 at 11:15 am to
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What talent has Alabama lost? Anybody that has went to the portal for the most part were players not seeing the field.


That's the point dumbshit. You pussies are crying about losing to Georgia because of "muh injuries". Back in the day, next man up was just as talented and there was little to no drop off. Now, Bama is stuck playing by the same rules as errrbody else.
Posted by MOJO_ERASER
Tulsa Oklahoma
Member since Jun 2017
5839 posts
Posted on 9/14/23 at 11:49 am to
fricking love that little bitch RollTide1987 he jumps off the ship faster than any Bama fan I have ever seen … The last time they lost he said he was done as a fan of Bama lol spoiled little bitch .
Posted by i am dan
NC
Member since Aug 2011
28477 posts
Posted on 9/14/23 at 11:52 am to
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RIP to tGOAT, my hero.


Yep, that pyscho is worm food now.
This post was edited on 9/14/23 at 11:53 am
Posted by antibarner
Member since Oct 2009
24993 posts
Posted on 9/14/23 at 12:00 pm to
Manpussy21 and the Vagettes...soon to disappear again at the next LSU loss.
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
4035 Vanderbilt Lane
Member since Dec 2013
37037 posts
Posted on 9/14/23 at 2:09 pm to
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antibrain

You should start another thread
Posted by captainFid
Vestavia, AL
Member since Dec 2014
7874 posts
Posted on 9/14/23 at 2:17 pm to
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Some pretty weak melts in there, but decent work

Because none melt better than LSU fans. Look at Professor Willi Taylor. Retreated like a child for a week, disappeared from all sight.
Posted by SaturdayNAthens
Georgia
Member since Dec 2017
11766 posts
Posted on 9/14/23 at 2:17 pm to
One of Bamas titles was in 2020. The Covid year. Only 10 in conference games played that season. That year’s natty should have an asterisk beside it.
But I’m sure Bama would disagree. After all they count Fat Bubbas Bait and Tackle and BBQ Palace as a credible source of national title rankings. They are claiming at least 4-5 titles that aren’t legit
This post was edited on 9/14/23 at 2:18 pm
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Member since Dec 2011
49297 posts
Posted on 9/14/23 at 2:50 pm to
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Yep, that pyscho is worm food now.


So are those trees.
Posted by coldbeerfan
Orange Beach RTR Alabama
Member since Oct 2015
1322 posts
Posted on 9/14/23 at 2:59 pm to
Rent free 24/7/365 in the Assclowns head.
Posted by i am dan
NC
Member since Aug 2011
28477 posts
Posted on 9/14/23 at 3:20 pm to
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So are those trees.


We got new ones. Your guy still dead.
Posted by Tuscaloosa
12x Award Winning SECRant user
Member since Dec 2011
49297 posts
Posted on 9/14/23 at 3:28 pm to
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We got new ones.


You suuurrrreee did.



Long Live Harvey the Great!
Posted by Hobnailboot
Minneapolis
Member since Sep 2012
6094 posts
Posted on 9/14/23 at 3:49 pm to
Hey Font Boy, can we talk about the reason for tDecline?

Pssst, his name is Kirby.
Posted by Drydock
Osage County
Member since Oct 2013
7460 posts
Posted on 9/14/23 at 4:03 pm to
LSU and Tenn have much higher intensity melting than these.
Posted by i am dan
NC
Member since Aug 2011
28477 posts
Posted on 9/14/23 at 4:07 pm to
Yep, easy to replace trees. They're trees.
This post was edited on 9/14/23 at 4:11 pm
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