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Posted by MNW
Starkville, MS
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Posted on 11/25/25 at 5:45 pm to
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Do y’all remove the red wrapper first or is it all in the game?


If you’re careful you can scoop the cheese out and you’re left with a fine serving bowl or a fashionable hat
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 11/25/25 at 5:49 pm to
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Then they move back to their redneck hometown and boss black people around on their rice plantation.


You sound jealous
Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
28441 posts
Posted on 11/25/25 at 5:51 pm to
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you’re careful you can scoop the cheese out and you’re left with a fine serving bowl or a fashionable hat


Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Posted on 11/25/25 at 5:58 pm to
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How long do y’all microwave it for before it reaches that “just right” temperature like “warm apple pie?” Do y’all remove the red wrapper first or is it all in the game? This info wasn’t included in the brochure.


Dam sun. Just cut a hole in your boyfriend's couch cushions. Much less chance of catching a disease and you might find some pocket change.
Posted by SquarePizzaRebel
Atlanta, GA
Member since Nov 2013
3007 posts
Posted on 11/25/25 at 6:00 pm to
“Alabama? We beat Alabama in the 2nd half, next question.” - Dan Mullen melting down after 2014 Egg Bowl loss
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
100128 posts
Posted on 11/25/25 at 6:09 pm to
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But we can do a direct comparison between the median income of Oxford and Starkville.


This has nothing to do with the wealth of either schools alumni

State grads on average earn more than OM grads


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The median salary for University of Mississippi (Ole Miss) graduates is $45,336 six years after graduation


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The average starting salary for Mississippi State University graduates is $59,691, based on a recent survey.



lol poors
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Posted on 11/25/25 at 6:12 pm to
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State grads on average earn more than OM grads


They have to.

It's tough for State homely womernz to find a man so they go to work.

Ole Miss graduate ladies marry into money.
Posted by ManBearSharkReb
Member since Dec 2018
5183 posts
Posted on 11/25/25 at 6:15 pm to
Now that I’ve clearly struck a nerve with the uncultured uneducated redneck cousin frickers living below the national poverty line in bumfrick nowhere let’s get back on topic.

Ole Miss football’s superiority over Mississhitty State’s poverty program in one image.



Over the last 100 years Mississippi state has won the egg bowl 29% of the time. Which is statistically in line with the current run of Ole Miss winning 5 of the last 6 Egg Bowls.

Your dawgs suck
Your daddy’s dawgs sucked
And your grandpappy’s dawgs sucked


Make sure to tune in for Ole Miss playoff game ya fricking losers ;)
Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
28441 posts
Posted on 11/25/25 at 6:16 pm to
These sorts of salary rankings value engineering degrees, but the cut off at six years. We make more money than y’all after that. Ask me how I know.
Posted by MNW
Starkville, MS
Member since Mar 2015
2107 posts
Posted on 11/25/25 at 6:21 pm to
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It's tough for State homely womernz to find a man so they go to work.


What’s funny is I know two State wife/OM husband couples off the top of my head and the state wife is the bread winner in both
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Posted on 11/25/25 at 6:22 pm to
How you know?
Posted by YieldDawg
Bluff City
Member since Oct 2025
311 posts
Posted on 11/25/25 at 6:23 pm to
Here’s the issue I have with these bullshite salary statistics. I hit a 4 leg parlay that paid $365 last night. How is that factored into these stats?
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Posted on 11/25/25 at 6:23 pm to
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What’s funny is I know two State wife/OM husband couples off the top of my head and the state wife is the bread winner in both


Ole Miss trophy men ain't stoopid.
Posted by MNW
Starkville, MS
Member since Mar 2015
2107 posts
Posted on 11/25/25 at 6:26 pm to
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Ole Miss trophy men ain't stoopid.


A little jealous, not gonna lie
Posted by boot
Member since Oct 2014
3227 posts
Posted on 11/25/25 at 6:27 pm to
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Posted on 11/25/25 at 6:27 pm to
That's all it takes to swoon State womenrnz.
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Posted on 11/25/25 at 6:28 pm to
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A little jealous, not gonna lie


Me, too.

You can marry more in a minute than you can make in a lifetime.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
100128 posts
Posted on 11/25/25 at 6:36 pm to
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The biggest redneck idiots I know went to school at Schtate too. They never graduated and moved back home and boss black people around on their catfish plantation


Make fun. My wife and I have a 5 bedroom home valued at 400k that’s paid for. Two new vehicles paid for. Two boats paid for. No student loan debt. 7 figures in investments and annual income well in the 6 figure range. My farm operation looks to profit between 5-800k this year. Not bad at 35 years old


Oh and biggie size those fries for me please.
Posted by DMagic
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Member since Aug 2010
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Posted on 11/25/25 at 6:38 pm to
I hope you stayed true to your down home roots and kept the bowl cut
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
100128 posts
Posted on 11/25/25 at 6:40 pm to
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What time does your boss send you home during the holidays?


You know he works the fryer on the holidays to get that good OT pay
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