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Posted on 11/24/25 at 9:42 pm to reggierayreb
Posted on 11/24/25 at 9:42 pm to reggierayreb
Or maybe they make a business decision. It would be a pity if they got their knee imploded on an after the whistle cheap-shot. They have so much to look forward to. Maybe they will be in contention for NFL MVP one day…
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Posted on 11/24/25 at 9:44 pm to DownSouthJukin
Yeah I’ll take the bait.
frick Ole Miss and your fake tailgate shite with your shitty food, wanna be car dealership kids, and your loose STD infested hotdog down a hallway whores. Also fricking bring Colonel Reb back and stop being pussies about it. It’s a shite ton better than the landshark black bears or whatever the hell you are now. I mean if you are going to WOOP our asses this week at least give me a legit mascot to use as a name. For frick sakes just maker Lane’s dog the mascot and keep him as part of a deal when he leaves.
Good luck, hope it’s a clean game, and if we win know I’m going to laugh my arse off for 6 months.
Hail State
frick Ole Miss and your fake tailgate shite with your shitty food, wanna be car dealership kids, and your loose STD infested hotdog down a hallway whores. Also fricking bring Colonel Reb back and stop being pussies about it. It’s a shite ton better than the landshark black bears or whatever the hell you are now. I mean if you are going to WOOP our asses this week at least give me a legit mascot to use as a name. For frick sakes just maker Lane’s dog the mascot and keep him as part of a deal when he leaves.
Good luck, hope it’s a clean game, and if we win know I’m going to laugh my arse off for 6 months.
Hail State
Posted on 11/24/25 at 9:45 pm to Shamoan
That’s when Dak pooped himself.
Posted on 11/24/25 at 9:56 pm to pankReb
I’ve read the original Reddit accusation. Seems speculative at-best.
I will give credit and cut you Rebs more slack and lower the burden of proof.
I freely admit that y’all are second only to aTm to the excretions of male buttholes. If you say it happened, I gotta trust your expertise and experience, I just ask for a bit of proof, just so that I know. Again, I’m not questioning your superior knowledge of the male anus. I believe you, I just need evidence.
I will give credit and cut you Rebs more slack and lower the burden of proof.
I freely admit that y’all are second only to aTm to the excretions of male buttholes. If you say it happened, I gotta trust your expertise and experience, I just ask for a bit of proof, just so that I know. Again, I’m not questioning your superior knowledge of the male anus. I believe you, I just need evidence.
This post was edited on 11/24/25 at 10:01 pm
Posted on 11/24/25 at 10:58 pm to Shamoan
He ran to the locker room with a gigantic brown poop stain on his pants in the middle of the game. Doesn’t take a degree in animal husbandry to solve that mystery.
This post was edited on 11/24/25 at 11:07 pm
Posted on 11/24/25 at 10:59 pm to STATEofMIND
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frick Ole Miss… kids
Jeffry Epstein has entered the chat
Posted on 11/24/25 at 11:06 pm to ManBearSharkReb
I’m sure you can provide a picture of this gigantic shite stain.
Let’s see it.
Let’s see it.
This post was edited on 11/24/25 at 11:08 pm
Posted on 11/24/25 at 11:08 pm to Shamoan
If you look closely enough while it happens it looks like Fred Smoot doing the dawg pound rock
Posted on 11/24/25 at 11:10 pm to Shamoan
It’s so incriminating that Roger Goodell has blocked the video evidence of the said poop stain in question.
Posted on 11/24/25 at 11:11 pm to ManBearSharkReb
For reference, here is a real pants shitting:
A Vietnamese catfish would eat all that up.
A Vietnamese catfish would eat all that up.
This post was edited on 11/24/25 at 11:13 pm
Posted on 11/24/25 at 11:16 pm to Shamoan
Reddit retard:
Faulkner, kiffin’s love for Oxford, daks poop stains…ole Miss Anals of modern fiction..
Posted on 11/24/25 at 11:19 pm to Shamoan
Y’all won the game though right
Posted on 11/24/25 at 11:21 pm to DMagic
Sometimes, shite gets real. Sometimes it’s a fantasy.
Posted on 11/25/25 at 7:10 am to DownSouthJukin
Good morning!
Mississippi State has won 13 SEC football games since the dawn of this new decade.
Something to think about.
Mississippi State has won 13 SEC football games since the dawn of this new decade.
Something to think about.
Posted on 11/25/25 at 8:37 am to Tornado Alley
TA wipes his arse with pinecones
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Something to think about.
Posted on 11/25/25 at 9:16 am to STATEofMIND
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frick Ole Miss and your fake tailgate shite with your shitty food, wanna be car dealership kids, and your loose STD infested hotdog down a hallway whores. Also fricking bring Colonel Reb back and stop being pussies about it. It’s a shite ton better than the landshark black bears or whatever the hell you are now. I mean if you are going to WOOP our asses this week at least give me a legit mascot to use as a name. For frick sakes just maker Lane’s dog the mascot and keep him as part of a deal when he leaves.
Posted on 11/25/25 at 9:18 am to BobLeeDagger
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TA wipes his arse with pinecones
Napoleon had hemorrhoids too.
Posted on 11/25/25 at 9:24 am to Shamoan
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Maybe they will be in contention for NFL MVP one day…
Dak's NFL MVP Awards:
- nothing
Dak's In Contention for NFL MVP Awards:
- nothing
Posted on 11/25/25 at 9:25 am to No Colors
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That's an antiquated term. It means you go for it on your own 25 with a direct snap to a defensive lineman. The new term is "analytics". Which is coach speak for "autism".
Posted on 11/25/25 at 9:25 am to REBEL5 AC
Dak was also in contention for the Heisman and a national title at one point. Wonder what happened?
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