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re: This Weekend is Texas’ “Proud Father” Bowl

Posted on 9/23/22 at 1:30 pm to
Posted by PerrillouxToTexas
Member since Sep 2022
5245 posts
Posted on 9/23/22 at 1:30 pm to
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Do you think those stats will help you win the Big 12 this season? I mean, it's only been 13 years.


Hiring shitty coaches will do that to a program. But I like how Sark has us playing.
Posted by swinetime
Member since Apr 2013
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Posted on 9/23/22 at 1:30 pm to
Attention whorn alert!!!
Posted by bamameister
Right here, right now
Member since May 2016
14154 posts
Posted on 9/23/22 at 1:38 pm to
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Hiring shitty coaches will do that to a program. But I like how Sark has us playing.



You should. He was built by BAMA. It's really kinda ironic when you think about it. BAMA breaks Mack Brown's soul and the shorthorn football program in 2009, and for the next 13 years, they are still dreaming of Colt and what if. Now it's a BAMA product that gives you shorthorns a glimmer of hope as you opine on an SEC forum. I Gotta go, I think I hear an Alanis Morissette song coming on.
Posted by Golfer1
Naples, FL
Member since Jan 2021
4659 posts
Posted on 9/23/22 at 1:38 pm to
I just look at records in my lifetime. Born in 1986.

We are 7-5 against Dildo U in my life.

Last year was an @$$ whooping. It made you leave the board the rest of the year until baseball season

Congrats on all those wins your great grandpa got to see when TVs were black and white or he listened on the radio
This post was edited on 9/23/22 at 1:41 pm
Posted by NEZ238
Key Biscayne (Miami)
Member since Jun 2022
354 posts
Posted on 9/23/22 at 1:47 pm to
Hey Taco Bell, tell us about that swim across the Rio Grande.
Posted by BamaGradinTn
Murfreesboro
Member since Dec 2008
26962 posts
Posted on 9/23/22 at 1:59 pm to
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Texas records against the pigs and aggy:


They can try to run away to another conference, but Daddy has found you.


Just to be clear...you're admitting that you're the sperm donor that created these perverts.




Posted by XWing atAliciousness
Member since Jan 2018
8623 posts
Posted on 9/23/22 at 2:00 pm to
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and for the next 13 years, they are still dreaming of Colt and what if.
Literally nobody has thought about that in over a decade. For some reason, Alabama fans are incredibly insecure about it though
Posted by XWing atAliciousness
Member since Jan 2018
8623 posts
Posted on 9/23/22 at 2:04 pm to
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I just look at records in my lifetime. Born in 1986.
Lol so now it only matters "in Golfer1's lifetime"? That's the period?

These are becoming more and more embarrassing.
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It made you leave the board the rest of the year until baseball season
Lol what? Last year I stopped posting like a month before the season even started and then came back like week 5
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Congrats on all those wins your great grandpa got to see when TVs were black and white or he listened on the radio
Congrats on all of those conference championships and national championships Arkansas got to witness since 1986... oh wait...

Well, at least Texas is your national championship. That in no way is pathetic for a school filled with Dallas-area students that wanted to go to Texas and weren't smart enough

And holy shite: aren't you the same guy that threw a humungous tantrum after Scottie Scheffler won the masters? Lol you are!!

God that was so funny. It never gets old picking on you pathetic wannabes
Posted by MackDaddyBrown
Member since Jul 2021
3740 posts
Posted on 9/23/22 at 2:04 pm to
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They have fought (and some died) in every conflict from the French & Indian War right up to the current conflict in the Middle East. I am pretty damn sure NOT A DAMN ON OF THEM WERE COMMUNISTS! Especially as there is a least 1 Medal of Honor winner among the lot as well as a few Silver and Bronze Stars as well. They also fought and died in the fight so the State of Texas could even exist (their remains are still in TX soil) so please don't tell me that "not playing fair" is American and that playing fair is Communist because if you believe this, you are an arse.


More stolen valor from an aggie wannabe (can't believe people like this actually exist)
Posted by weremoose
Member since Nov 2015
4170 posts
Posted on 9/23/22 at 2:11 pm to
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So which one is it??


Both. Because we're responding to different claims.

Texas fans talk a lot of shite based on their dads' and granddads' achievements. So we have to remind yall that no matter your history, your generation has squandered every advantage for nearly twenty years.

Aggie claims they're some sort of historical power on par with Texas and they claim that Arkansas has always been irrelevant. So we remind them that we've always owned they arse.
This post was edited on 9/23/22 at 2:12 pm
Posted by XWing atAliciousness
Member since Jan 2018
8623 posts
Posted on 9/23/22 at 2:15 pm to
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Texas fans talk a lot of shite based on their dads' and granddads' achievements. So we have to remind yall that no matter your history, your generation has squandered every advantage for nearly twenty years.
Being named the single greatest athletic department in the nation 2 years running is "squandering every advantage"? Interesting.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54687 posts
Posted on 9/23/22 at 2:15 pm to
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That's exactly what the director's cup is awarded for, dumbass.


1st year = UNC
1994 to C19 = Stanford (roughly 30 years)
2 years past C19 = Utx


It has favored quantity over quality and the schools that could field all kinds of sports, namely the PAC and B1G schools. It is sort of like the difference between grand masters in chess (constantly changing) and grand masters in bridge (the longer you play the more points you accumulate) so some bridge grand master can be a crappy player and still a winner.

In this years Top 10 you have Arkansas, Oklahoma, and Kentucky which means pound for pound they are doing more with less. Utx, Stanford, Michigan, Ohio State, Florida, UNC, Notre Dame is just a collection of the usual suspects of the wealthy kids at the table.
Posted by Buster83
Member since Aug 2021
3452 posts
Posted on 9/23/22 at 2:19 pm to
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They can try to run away to another conference, but Daddy has found you


Settle down little sister. As I recall, Daddy A&M wanted to continue the rivalry but teasip AD DeLoss "Butthurt" Dodds said no way in hell. The rest of the Big 11 am conference was so butthurt that one of them tried to sue us, the rest refused to schedule OOC games with us. The only one who couldn't avoid us was Chokelahoma. Johnny Football pretty much made your big brother look like a high school team in the Cotton Bowl that year. My blowU friends were embarrassed badly by that game.



Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54687 posts
Posted on 9/23/22 at 2:29 pm to
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Being named the single greatest athletic department in the nation 2 years running is "squandering every advantage"?


Did you win the Capitol One cup the past 2 years? I thought Stanford won in 20-21, and Notre Dame won it in 21-22.

Also, what sports did you get championships in that matter to the SEC?

This is when I show your last Natty
CFB - 2005
Volleyball - 2012
MCBB - NONE
WCBB - 1986
Baseball - 2005
Softball - NONE
Gymnastics - NONE

So in the sports that matter to your new conference, you have not gotten any Natty hardware in a generation? Look you can laugh all day at TAMU not getting any hardware in that time (they did get the WCBB in 2011 but had not moved yet) but what is you excuse for such a long time winning any good stuff?

Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54687 posts
Posted on 9/23/22 at 2:37 pm to
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More stolen valor


What valor was stolen?

I have not tried to profit from the blood of my family, just happy to live in a country where such sacrifice created what we have today. Clearly you are too young and too disrespectful to understand what others gave to allow you to have what you have today.

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aggie wannabe


You are foolish to believe this. I find issue with they way TAMU does some things but that is their bag, not mine. I do respect their roots in agriculture and working class folks, just as I respect other SEC schools with similar backgrounds.



I know you are more comfortable projecting on others as you are more hollow in yourself, sadly I am fully aware people like you actually exist.
Posted by weremoose
Member since Nov 2015
4170 posts
Posted on 9/23/22 at 2:40 pm to
Don't dodge. You're talking football, not athletics in general and you know it.
This post was edited on 9/23/22 at 2:41 pm
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55305 posts
Posted on 9/23/22 at 2:41 pm to

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all the Katrina jokes you made the other day???


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Nothing I said was a joke. I only speak the truth.



That comment just makes you an ever worse human being
Posted by XWing atAliciousness
Member since Jan 2018
8623 posts
Posted on 9/23/22 at 2:55 pm to
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This is when I show your last Natty
CFB - 2005
Volleyball - 2012
MCBB - NONE
WCBB - 1986
Baseball - 2005
Softball - NONE
Gymnastics - NONE

So in the sports that matter to your new conference, you have not gotten any Natty hardware in a generation? Look you can laugh all day at TAMU not getting any hardware in that time (they did get the WCBB in 2011 but had not moved yet) but what is you excuse for such a long time winning any good stuff?
So unless a team wins the national championship, they were worthless? You either have a national championship or the year was shite?

I thought for being as ancient as you are, you'd at least understand this a little better.

Also, extremely cute how you a.) omitted several sports that are just as important as some of the ones you listed (gymnastics, seriously? ) and b.) you're still a raging pussy that is taking shots at Texas when you're too ashamed to pick an allegiance yourself
Posted by XWing atAliciousness
Member since Jan 2018
8623 posts
Posted on 9/23/22 at 2:57 pm to
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Don't dodge. You're talking football, not athletics in general and you know it.
So, be honest, would you rather:

A.) Have a 4-2 record against against the other in this "rivalry" between Texas and Arkansas over the past 20 years in football, or

B.) Have the past 20 years of football that Texas has had instead of the past 20 years of football that Arkansas has had...

There's an easy answer there, and you know it.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54687 posts
Posted on 9/23/22 at 3:10 pm to
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So unless a team wins the national championship, they were worthless?


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You either have a national championship or the year was shite?



Thats the way it works in the SEC, right now tLandmass > austin as they have won the last 2 CWS

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omitted several sports that are just as important as some of the ones you listed


Then tell me about them, just telling you this is the SEC and nobody here gives a crap about Men's Gymnastic's


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gymnastics, seriously?


They tailgate for Gymnastics in Tuscalooasa, so yes it is serious in thew SEC. Pretty sure all the competing SEC teams are in the Top 25 every year. Not like that pussy SWC where you have lots of fair weather fans. I think they did a 30 for 30 film about the gymnastic's rivalries in the SEC.

It is why Oklahoma will be the better fit because they have the broader spectrum.
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