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re: This place needs to be more mature and intelligent.

Posted on 2/15/20 at 9:31 pm to
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
19233 posts
Posted on 2/15/20 at 9:31 pm to
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People from Missouri are probably laughing at us all the time because they are so much smarter than us

Who gives a flying frick about Missouri? frick you and your high horse.
This post was edited on 2/15/20 at 9:31 pm
Posted by TigerUnlimited
Houston Texas
Member since Dec 2019
145 posts
Posted on 2/15/20 at 9:31 pm to
Let’s take a lesson from a Alabama fan that is hilarious
Posted by Clark14
L.A.Hog
Member since Dec 2014
19352 posts
Posted on 2/15/20 at 9:34 pm to
This board is the SEC Rant.

It's not a pretty little tea party where you sip with your pinky finger up.

Grow a pair or find another place.
Posted by Eternal Elephant
Vestavia Hills
Member since Feb 2020
309 posts
Posted on 2/15/20 at 9:34 pm to
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Did I miss when Missouri became some national treasure? It’s a shite state just like the rest of the others represented in the SEC.


It just is a little embarrassing the way some fans that post here are obsessed with lurid thoughts of fricking sisters and things like that.

What do other people think of us when seven out of every ten posts by LSU fans include sexualized fantasies about sister fricking?

Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
19233 posts
Posted on 2/15/20 at 9:34 pm to
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They may best us at college sports, but damn it is the incest, lack of education, and poverty fun to laugh at 

quote:

KCM0Tiger

Yeah, because KC is a fricking center of cultural excellence and higher learning right? Y'all like to act like the Midwest isn't full of obese,poor, depressed people.
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
100,000 posts
Member since Jan 2007
49164 posts
Posted on 2/15/20 at 9:36 pm to
Hi Altie.
Posted by GaryGator
The Swamp
Member since Jun 2017
6355 posts
Posted on 2/15/20 at 9:37 pm to
To show my sympathetic caring side, I present a touching photo of a coach consoling one of his beloved players.

This post was edited on 2/15/20 at 9:41 pm
Posted by Mizzou4ever
Kansas City, Mo
Member since Nov 2011
15232 posts
Posted on 2/15/20 at 9:38 pm to
It's not, because, ya know, it just means more.
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
93696 posts
Posted on 2/15/20 at 9:38 pm to
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What do other people think of us when seven out of every ten posts by LSU fans include sexualized fantasies about sister fricking?

It's only LSU fans.

Posted by PlateJohnsonIII
Member since Feb 2020
6159 posts
Posted on 2/15/20 at 9:39 pm to
You do know that Missouri being a little further north than you doesn’t make them smarter, right? They are just as much dumb mouthbreathers as the rest of us. That’s why we let them join our great conference. They are as dumb as the dumbest LSU fans and as methed up as the druggiest of Vandy fans.
Don’t listen to this arse-sharter, Mizzou fans. Y’all (or should I say ‘You guy’) are good folks by me.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
52630 posts
Posted on 2/15/20 at 9:43 pm to
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Being introduced to these hicks since 2012 has been truly a humorous experience. They may best us at college sports, but damn it is the incest, lack of education, and poverty fun to laugh at 


Missouri is just as bad as most of the South and in some ways, worse.
Posted by OldSchoolHorn
Aspen CO
Member since Nov 2014
3999 posts
Posted on 2/15/20 at 9:44 pm to
OP must not realize Missouri is a bottom third state for education. This is college football Lassie, swim at your own risk.
Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
37655 posts
Posted on 2/15/20 at 9:45 pm to
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To show my sympathetic caring side, I present a touching photo of a coach consoling one of his beloved players.





Had to be after the SC loss .... great photo.

Posted by Eternal Elephant
Vestavia Hills
Member since Feb 2020
309 posts
Posted on 2/15/20 at 9:47 pm to
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You do know that Missouri being a little further north than you doesn’t make them smarter, right? They are just as much dumb mouthbreathers as the rest of us. That’s why we let them join our great conference. They are as dumb as the dumbest LSU fans and as methed up as the druggiest of Vandy fans.
Don’t listen to this arse-sharter, Mizzou fans. Y’all (or should I say ‘You guy’) are good folks by me.


I hardly think any Vandy fans would ever do methamphetamine. They are very intelligent also.

And I do think Missouri fans and the people of Missouri are smarter than people from Auburn or Starkville just by virtue of living in light and not darkness.

I'm just saying let us all try to impress them and show them that we are as good as they are. Is that so wrong?

Would it really be so horrible to raise the level of discourse in this bulletin board chat group above the level of idgitry?
This post was edited on 2/15/20 at 9:49 pm
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
52630 posts
Posted on 2/15/20 at 9:49 pm to
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And I do think Missouri fans and the people of Missouri are smarter than people from Auburn or Starkville just by virtue of living in light and not darkness. 


I know you're trolling but this is inherently false.
Posted by Jrv2damac
Kanorado
Member since Mar 2004
65116 posts
Posted on 2/15/20 at 9:49 pm to
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You're welcome, it's been a burden for sure, but we've managed.


It’s that kookburger quip

Like a Trump card
Posted by Eternal Elephant
Vestavia Hills
Member since Feb 2020
309 posts
Posted on 2/15/20 at 9:51 pm to
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I know you're trolling but this is inherently false.


I'm not rolling, bro. I just here to help us all elevate ourselves and to try to help us impress people that are better than us.
This post was edited on 2/15/20 at 9:53 pm
Posted by redeye
Member since Aug 2013
8598 posts
Posted on 2/15/20 at 9:52 pm to
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Don't be a stereotypical dumb Southerner. People from Missouri are probably laughing at us all the time because they are so much smarter than us. And I'm not talking about only LSU fans. This is directed at everyone.


Are you sure?

Don't we constantly hear that this is a LSU board?
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
100,000 posts
Member since Jan 2007
49164 posts
Posted on 2/15/20 at 9:52 pm to
Do StunnaTide again. I liked that one if you can get it unbanned.
This post was edited on 2/15/20 at 9:53 pm
Posted by Mizzou4ever
Kansas City, Mo
Member since Nov 2011
15232 posts
Posted on 2/15/20 at 9:53 pm to
You like that one, eh?
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