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Posted on 12/26/20 at 1:21 pm to BFANLC
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Things required to be a Bama fan
Support the Chinese communist party.
Posted on 12/26/20 at 1:22 pm to A Menace to Sobriety
Upvote for attempting to keep it in numerical order.
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14. Mandatory sex with siblings
Posted on 12/26/20 at 1:23 pm to BFANLC
11. No problem with incest.
12. Burner phone for death threats to players if they lose 1 game
12. Burner phone for death threats to players if they lose 1 game
Posted on 12/26/20 at 1:24 pm to BFANLC
This is terrible. The only thing that could have made it worse was if you hadn't forgotten #4.
Posted on 12/26/20 at 1:29 pm to BFANLC
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Things required to be a Bama fan.
11. Make shitty posts.
Posted on 12/26/20 at 1:36 pm to BFANLC
11. Picking up a date at the family reunion.
Posted on 12/26/20 at 1:51 pm to Solo Cam
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11. No problem with incest.
12. Burner phone for death threats to players if they lose 1 game
Damn it Solo we are already past 11 and 12! Menace is the only one attempting to keep you eggnogged drunk bastards on track.
Posted on 12/26/20 at 1:54 pm to 3down10
skrayper
3. Bleed Crimson
5. Have strong mathematical skills for counting ships.
Okay, this got a chuckle out of me
Skyraper gets me...come on 3d do better.
3. Bleed Crimson
5. Have strong mathematical skills for counting ships.
Okay, this got a chuckle out of me
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3down10
This is terrible. The only thing that could have made it worse was if you hadn't forgotten #4.
Skyraper gets me...come on 3d do better.
Posted on 12/26/20 at 1:56 pm to BFANLC
You left a few out:
1) An attraction and desire to sleep with your own relatives.
2) A willingness to claim fake national championships
3) An inmate ability to be a spoiled, insufferable jackass.
1) An attraction and desire to sleep with your own relatives.
2) A willingness to claim fake national championships
3) An inmate ability to be a spoiled, insufferable jackass.
Posted on 12/26/20 at 1:56 pm to BFANLC
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Skyraper gets me...come on 3d do better.
Ok I see now. That is much more humorous than I thought.
Posted on 12/26/20 at 1:57 pm to Domeskeller
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3) An inmate ability
That's right, gonna shank your arse.
Posted on 12/26/20 at 1:59 pm to Hill Country
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I’m sorry, did you forget the very important distinction that these are SCHOOLS?
Muh amateurism.
Posted on 12/26/20 at 2:00 pm to BFANLC
Married to 1st cousin or sister
Mullet hair
Min wage or below job. or no job
Single wide..Double wide if made it in life
Never been to Tuscaloosa
at least 60 lbs overweight (wife) 80 for man
Mullet hair
Min wage or below job. or no job
Single wide..Double wide if made it in life
Never been to Tuscaloosa
at least 60 lbs overweight (wife) 80 for man
Posted on 12/26/20 at 2:06 pm to csgau
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Married to 1st cousin or sister
Mullet hair
Min wage or below job. or no job
Single wide..Double wide if made it in life
Never been to Tuscaloosa
at least 60 lbs overweight (wife) 80 for man
Pots calling kettles black.
Its the SEC, all of our fanbases have the same stereotypes.
Posted on 12/26/20 at 2:11 pm to Che Boludo
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Its the SEC, all of our fanbases have the same stereotypes.
Posted on 12/26/20 at 2:25 pm to BFANLC
1. Sidewalk - 9.5 out of 10 jumped on the bandwagon
2. Walmart - Where else are they going to get their gear
2. Walmart - Where else are they going to get their gear
Posted on 12/26/20 at 2:36 pm to Drooley
quote:the majority of those sidewalk fans are 4-5 generations deep on that bandwagon. Comes with the territory of being consistently relevant over 100+ years. Not every team waits 40+ years to punch a NC tkt just to build the suspense and separate the faithful from the fair weather bunch
Sidewalk - 9.5 out of 10 jumped on the bandwagon
This post was edited on 12/26/20 at 2:42 pm
Posted on 12/26/20 at 3:00 pm to BFANLC
Know the way to pronounce it is tahd! Get it right losers
Posted on 12/26/20 at 3:19 pm to BFANLC
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3. Bleed Crimson
Surely your brothers don't mind. But it'll stop when you get into latter years.
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