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Things required to be a Bama fan.
Posted on 12/26/20 at 12:47 pm
Posted on 12/26/20 at 12:47 pm
1. Strong dislike for trees.
2. Named a kid or pet after a Bama coach.
3. Bleed Crimson
5. Have strong mathematical skills for counting ships.
6. Make sure your woman has a Bama tattoo on her boobs.
7. Know that the color orange is ugly.
8. Be humble, like most Bama fans I know, for being the greatest University ever.
9. Understand that we have to allow the lowly teams of the sec to win a ship every now and then. But to make sure they are destroyed inside and out the next year.
10. Realize that Dodge Chargers and deer antler spray are the reason Bama keeps winning.
2. Named a kid or pet after a Bama coach.
3. Bleed Crimson
5. Have strong mathematical skills for counting ships.
6. Make sure your woman has a Bama tattoo on her boobs.
7. Know that the color orange is ugly.
8. Be humble, like most Bama fans I know, for being the greatest University ever.
9. Understand that we have to allow the lowly teams of the sec to win a ship every now and then. But to make sure they are destroyed inside and out the next year.
10. Realize that Dodge Chargers and deer antler spray are the reason Bama keeps winning.
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Posted on 12/26/20 at 12:48 pm to BFANLC
fricked up teeth
Posted on 12/26/20 at 12:48 pm to BFANLC
11. 3 teeth
Posted on 12/26/20 at 12:49 pm to BFANLC
11. Requirement to read Tiger Rant.
12. Start LSU threads on SEC Rant.
12. Start LSU threads on SEC Rant.
Posted on 12/26/20 at 12:49 pm to BFANLC
This is sad.
Posted on 12/26/20 at 12:49 pm to BFANLC
11. Keep Christmas lights on double-wide year round.
Posted on 12/26/20 at 12:50 pm to East Coast Band
My contribution isn’t much better. But I tried.
Posted on 12/26/20 at 12:51 pm to East Coast Band
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This is sad
Im beginning to think that ranters dont know what numbers comes after 10 and 12.
Posted on 12/26/20 at 12:51 pm to TTsTowel
yours was trite, but at least in line with what I expected 
Posted on 12/26/20 at 12:53 pm to BFANLC
7 is the only universal truth on the list.
Posted on 12/26/20 at 12:53 pm to BFANLC
What is...
Posted on 12/26/20 at 12:54 pm to momentoftruth87
Lol Ive actually seen worse places.
Posted on 12/26/20 at 12:55 pm to BFANLC
I hate the word “fan”. I’m not an Aggie “fan”. I attended the University. Of course “fan” is a pretty good word for most of the bama fanbase.
Posted on 12/26/20 at 12:56 pm to Hill Country
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Things required to be a Bama fan. by Hill Country
I hate the word “fan”. I’m not an Aggie “fan”. I attended the University. Of course “fan” is a pretty good word for most of the bama fanbase.
Well never get this....so I guess to be a "fan" of an nfl team you had to work for that team???
Posted on 12/26/20 at 12:57 pm to BFANLC
11. An understanding that fashion exists not to make you look good, but to make you a billboard for trumpeting your chosen team's logo and historical achievements.
This post was edited on 12/26/20 at 12:57 pm
Posted on 12/26/20 at 1:00 pm to BFANLC
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Well never get this....so I guess to be a "fan" of an nfl team you had to work for that team???
I’m sorry, did you forget the very important distinction that these are SCHOOLS? My word...
Posted on 12/26/20 at 1:00 pm to Hill Country
Oh god, one of these idiots.
Posted on 12/26/20 at 1:05 pm to momentoftruth87
Stay the frick away from m,,,, I mean this is wrong dog... Somebody lives here..
Posted on 12/26/20 at 1:06 pm to Hill Country
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My word...
I was discussing fandom.
Cant a person make a slightly self deprecating thread without having small minded people in it. Geesh
Posted on 12/26/20 at 1:11 pm to BFANLC
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3. Bleed Crimson
5. Have strong mathematical skills for counting ships.
Okay, this got a chuckle out of me
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