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re: There once was a lady named Curie, who hailed from the state of Missouri
Posted on 11/2/23 at 8:34 am to mouse_cop
Posted on 11/2/23 at 8:34 am to mouse_cop
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OP needs to be not only banned, but arrested and placed in a high security mental facility. Anyone posting whatever the frick this is at 6 AM is clearly a menace to society
To be fair...if he's in Georgia, he's likely on Eastern Time...so it's 7 AM for him. Still...a totally valid point.
Posted on 11/2/23 at 8:53 am to JetDawg
AI will get better with time but this should serve as notice to those freaked out about it taking over that it ain't happening anytime soon...
Posted on 11/2/23 at 8:53 am to madmaxvol
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To be fair...if he's in Georgia, he's likely on Eastern Time.
Buncha frickin yankee libruhls
Posted on 11/2/23 at 9:09 am to RECConspiracy
Fortunately, Georgia is better at playing football than writing limericks.
Posted on 11/2/23 at 9:18 am to olddawginCa
There once was a man from San Fran
Who was a long time Georgia fan
When his team was crowned 1
He had so much fun
Being the top dawg in the land
Who was a long time Georgia fan
When his team was crowned 1
He had so much fun
Being the top dawg in the land
This post was edited on 11/3/23 at 8:48 am
Posted on 11/2/23 at 9:19 am to JetDawg
Alabama fans are terrible but I wish they had stayed on top so we didn't have to deal with this level of dipshittery.
Posted on 11/2/23 at 9:31 am to JetDawg
This is what happens when a slow 12 year old eats all of his Halloween candy at once.
Posted on 11/2/23 at 9:47 am to JetDawg
I had no idea you were a chick!



Posted on 11/2/23 at 10:03 am to JetDawg
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Hurrah! Hurrah! We bring the jubilee! Hurrah! Hurrah! The flag that makes you free! So we sang the chorus from Atlanta to the sea! While we were marching through Georgia!

Posted on 11/2/23 at 10:23 am to JetDawg
You should probably sign up for private tutoring from Fr33manator if you wish to continue in this line of posting. He can teach you a lot about proper rhyme and meter.
Posted on 11/2/23 at 10:32 am to JetDawg
In Georgia, peaches bloom so sweet,
A southern charm you cannot beat.
With magnolias tall,
And sweet tea for all,
This state holds a warm, inviting treat.
But on the gridiron, a different story,
Georgia Bulldogs fight for glory.
Their helmets, red and black,
They attack, never slack,
Their football prowess shines so brilliantly.
But alas, there's a twist in this tale,
Where victories seem to always fail.
The ball slips from their hands,
And defeat fills the stands,
Georgia's luck, lost like a ship's sail.
A southern charm you cannot beat.
With magnolias tall,
And sweet tea for all,
This state holds a warm, inviting treat.
But on the gridiron, a different story,
Georgia Bulldogs fight for glory.
Their helmets, red and black,
They attack, never slack,
Their football prowess shines so brilliantly.
But alas, there's a twist in this tale,
Where victories seem to always fail.
The ball slips from their hands,
And defeat fills the stands,
Georgia's luck, lost like a ship's sail.
Posted on 11/2/23 at 4:16 pm to GalacticaCannon
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And they say Missouri is the meth capital.
What fricking drugs they pushing in Georgia?
Dunno, but I be in Californ-i-a.

Looky ebbybody...some cute rhymes in this thread...no one would've guessed you all were capable of such slick stuff. I'm impressed (and a tad encouraged).
This post was edited on 11/2/23 at 4:19 pm
Posted on 11/2/23 at 4:19 pm to mouse_cop
quote:
OP needs to be not only banned, but arrested and placed in a high security mental facility. Anyone posting whatever the frick this is at 6 AM is clearly a menace to society
He's in California. So it was actually 4AM his time.
Posted on 11/2/23 at 4:22 pm to JetDawg
Little Miss Muffet
Sat on her tuffet
Eating her curds and whey
Along came a spider
and sat down beside her
and said "Hey, what's in the bowl bitch?"
Sat on her tuffet
Eating her curds and whey
Along came a spider
and sat down beside her
and said "Hey, what's in the bowl bitch?"
Posted on 11/2/23 at 4:23 pm to olddawginCa
quote:
There once was a man from San Fran
Who was a long time Georgia fan
When his team was crowned #1
He had so much fun
Being the top dawg in the land
Change that to.........
There once was a man from the Southland (that's another term used for Los Angeles, my home)
Who was a long time Georgia fan
When his team was crowned #1
He had so much fun
Being the top dawg in the land
Excellente, oddawg!
Posted on 11/2/23 at 4:23 pm to JetDawg
Mary Mary
Quite Contrary
I fricked her.
Quite Contrary
I fricked her.
Posted on 11/2/23 at 4:24 pm to JetDawg
Little Boy Blue
.... he needed the money.
.... he needed the money.
Posted on 11/2/23 at 4:26 pm to deeprig9
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He's in California. So it was actually 4AM his time.
Had to be at a studio early this morning to meet a friend for breakfast.
Posted on 11/2/23 at 4:38 pm to JetDawg
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Had to be at a studio early this morning to meet a friend for breakfast.

Admin please force this onto Jet's avatar.
Posted on 11/2/23 at 4:48 pm to auggie
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This is what happens when a slow 12 year old eats all of his Halloween candy at once.
I did overdose on my candy corn as I wrote this in just 5 minutes. I guess it shows.

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