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re: There once was a lady named Curie, who hailed from the state of Missouri

Posted on 11/2/23 at 8:34 am to
Posted by madmaxvol
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Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 11/2/23 at 8:34 am to
quote:

OP needs to be not only banned, but arrested and placed in a high security mental facility. Anyone posting whatever the frick this is at 6 AM is clearly a menace to society




To be fair...if he's in Georgia, he's likely on Eastern Time...so it's 7 AM for him. Still...a totally valid point.
Posted by AwgustaDawg
CSRA
Member since Jan 2023
11483 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 8:53 am to
AI will get better with time but this should serve as notice to those freaked out about it taking over that it ain't happening anytime soon...
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
49935 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 8:53 am to
quote:

To be fair...if he's in Georgia, he's likely on Eastern Time.


Buncha frickin yankee libruhls
Posted by olddawginCa
Member since Aug 2023
811 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 9:09 am to
Fortunately, Georgia is better at playing football than writing limericks.
Posted by olddawginCa
Member since Aug 2023
811 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 9:18 am to
There once was a man from San Fran
Who was a long time Georgia fan
When his team was crowned 1
He had so much fun
Being the top dawg in the land
This post was edited on 11/3/23 at 8:48 am
Posted by TiggerWoods
Auburn
Member since Nov 2010
4175 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 9:19 am to
Alabama fans are terrible but I wish they had stayed on top so we didn't have to deal with this level of dipshittery.
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
29802 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 9:31 am to
This is what happens when a slow 12 year old eats all of his Halloween candy at once.
Posted by bigDgator
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2008
46677 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 9:47 am to
I had no idea you were a chick!
Posted by McMillan
Member since Jul 2018
6937 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 10:03 am to
quote:

Hurrah! Hurrah! We bring the jubilee! Hurrah! Hurrah! The flag that makes you free! So we sang the chorus from Atlanta to the sea! While we were marching through Georgia!


Posted by Swamp Angel
Somewhere on a river
Member since Jul 2004
8894 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 10:23 am to
You should probably sign up for private tutoring from Fr33manator if you wish to continue in this line of posting. He can teach you a lot about proper rhyme and meter.
Posted by YankeeHandle
St. Louis
Member since Nov 2014
1618 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 10:32 am to
In Georgia, peaches bloom so sweet,
A southern charm you cannot beat.
With magnolias tall,
And sweet tea for all,
This state holds a warm, inviting treat.

But on the gridiron, a different story,
Georgia Bulldogs fight for glory.
Their helmets, red and black,
They attack, never slack,
Their football prowess shines so brilliantly.

But alas, there's a twist in this tale,
Where victories seem to always fail.
The ball slips from their hands,
And defeat fills the stands,
Georgia's luck, lost like a ship's sail.
Posted by JetDawg
Los Angeles/USC Trojans fan/alum
Member since Oct 2020
8863 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 4:16 pm to
quote:

And they say Missouri is the meth capital.

What fricking drugs they pushing in Georgia?

Dunno, but I be in Californ-i-a.

Looky ebbybody...some cute rhymes in this thread...no one would've guessed you all were capable of such slick stuff. I'm impressed (and a tad encouraged).
This post was edited on 11/2/23 at 4:19 pm
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
70592 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 4:19 pm to
quote:

OP needs to be not only banned, but arrested and placed in a high security mental facility. Anyone posting whatever the frick this is at 6 AM is clearly a menace to society


He's in California. So it was actually 4AM his time.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
70592 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 4:22 pm to
Little Miss Muffet
Sat on her tuffet
Eating her curds and whey

Along came a spider
and sat down beside her
and said "Hey, what's in the bowl bitch?"
Posted by JetDawg
Los Angeles/USC Trojans fan/alum
Member since Oct 2020
8863 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 4:23 pm to
quote:

There once was a man from San Fran
Who was a long time Georgia fan
When his team was crowned #1
He had so much fun
Being the top dawg in the land


Change that to.........

There once was a man from the Southland (that's another term used for Los Angeles, my home)
Who was a long time Georgia fan
When his team was crowned #1
He had so much fun
Being the top dawg in the land

Excellente, oddawg!

Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
70592 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 4:23 pm to
Mary Mary
Quite Contrary


I fricked her.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
70592 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 4:24 pm to
Little Boy Blue



.... he needed the money.
Posted by JetDawg
Los Angeles/USC Trojans fan/alum
Member since Oct 2020
8863 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 4:26 pm to
quote:

He's in California. So it was actually 4AM his time.

Had to be at a studio early this morning to meet a friend for breakfast.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
70592 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 4:38 pm to
quote:

Had to be at a studio early this morning to meet a friend for breakfast.





Admin please force this onto Jet's avatar.
Posted by JetDawg
Los Angeles/USC Trojans fan/alum
Member since Oct 2020
8863 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 4:48 pm to
quote:

This is what happens when a slow 12 year old eats all of his Halloween candy at once.

I did overdose on my candy corn as I wrote this in just 5 minutes. I guess it shows.
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