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Posted on 12/24/21 at 9:18 am to
Posted by GamecockUltimate
Columbia,SC
Member since Feb 2019
6924 posts
Posted on 12/24/21 at 9:18 am to
really cute seeing a few of you here. very adorable.

Texas and Michigan fans. Texas fans talking shite is especially funny, you have zero place to come onto another site and call these teams trash. you lost to kansas....thats a new level of funny.

Michigan fans are happy, they finally are competitive again. So the first thing they do is go run and tell the SEC
Posted by massilsu
Oz
Member since Sep 2020
1947 posts
Posted on 12/24/21 at 9:24 am to
me ,MASSiLSU, willeven take this a step further ..how is it that all 3 (Florida,FSU,and Miami ) all suck now? all 3 have won NC s since 2000 . this is why i will always say --- only 2 teams will always be elite --BAMA and THE O$U . Only 2 teams that every year will be in the hunt . FACTS
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
96011 posts
Posted on 12/24/21 at 9:31 am to
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clemson plays their little brother Iowa State.


He was responding to a Kentucky fan
Posted by 0x2102
Southeastern Texas
Member since Dec 2020
1700 posts
Posted on 12/24/21 at 9:31 am to
So does your sister/mother. Inbred cretin.
Posted by ScoggDog
SE Indiana
Member since Aug 2020
3623 posts
Posted on 12/24/21 at 9:35 am to
quote:

Michigan fans are happy, they finally are competitive again. So the first thing they do is go run and tell the SEC


Apparently they're handing out "The Idiots Guide to Slang" to certain Michigan fans. It's kinda' cute, really - yet kinda' sad. We all know today's influx of Big Ten fans are just filling some time - because they don't do a Champaign Brunch up there - before they fill up the station wagon to head to the family gathering before gracefully bowing out early to catch Two for Ones at the local Applebee's. And that's OK.

But really, pick your dignity up off the floor, Midwestern Yankees all across the Rust Belt, and stop with the sorry attempt at sounding "hip" - because that's not even a word that's used anymore. And for the love of Baby Jesus - don't even think about dropping a "For shizzle my nizzle". That's also outdated, and totally inappropriate for anyone wearing an ugly Christmas sweater and just killing time - since it's too damn awful to walk outside where you live anyway.

Pro Tip and Spoiler Alert - the Big 10 STILL won't be holding a championship trophy at the end of this year, either.
Posted by Blue and True
Member since Dec 2021
596 posts
Posted on 12/24/21 at 9:39 am to
quote:

Michigan fans are happy, they finally are competitive again. So the first thing they do is go run and tell the SEC


WTF? We got a Roostercock talking smack?

Love your bowl game, though! What is it, the Duck Mayonnaise??? bowl in nasty @ss Charlotte, playing the NC High Heels?

Pillow fight of the year!
Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
83560 posts
Posted on 12/24/21 at 9:39 am to
quote:

Blue and True
This is 100% WillyT
Posted by Che Boludo
Member since May 2009
18223 posts
Posted on 12/24/21 at 9:41 am to
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Don’t you have a children's zoo to perform at about now?

0% chance a Clemson fan that likes to go by "Sweet" is legally allowed near children.

Also, why so these guys think any of this would really trigger anyone. It's bowl season...
Posted by massilsu
Oz
Member since Sep 2020
1947 posts
Posted on 12/24/21 at 9:42 am to
weak. i lived in NW Indiana and SE Indiana is an armpit . Im a crown point kid. the jewel of the state of Indiana and u UK fan ,YOU live in the midwest too . GO VALPO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Che Boludo
Member since May 2009
18223 posts
Posted on 12/24/21 at 9:43 am to
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Willy

Not sure, but he is 100% an alter of someone here.

Posted by Che Boludo
Member since May 2009
18223 posts
Posted on 12/24/21 at 9:46 am to
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Indiana is an armpit

This.

I used to work in and around Indianapolis quite a bit. Nothing but cereal and grain fields, small towns filled with meth heads and wal-mart women you can take home by spoiling them with a Natty Light.
Posted by Blue and True
Member since Dec 2021
596 posts
Posted on 12/24/21 at 9:47 am to
quote:

weak. i lived in NW Indiana and SE Indiana is an armpit . Im a crown point kid. the jewel of the state of Indiana and u UK fan ,YOU live in the midwest too .


massilsu is correct here, there are just as many trailer parks in SE Indiana as there are in KY, and they're all attracted to their relatives, too, just like in the Commonwealth!
Posted by RT58
Alabama
Member since Oct 2007
3674 posts
Posted on 12/24/21 at 9:48 am to
Georgia?
Posted by MrMojoRisin
Udûn
Member since May 2014
7008 posts
Posted on 12/24/21 at 9:53 am to
SEC national championships in football since Texas last won lead by Vince Young (wonderlic score of 6).

Alabama - 6
Florida - 2
LSU - 2
Auburn - 1

4 different teams. And Georgia would have won it a couple of times but for Alabama.

Posted by HTF4U
Livonia
Member since Apr 2019
2619 posts
Posted on 12/24/21 at 9:55 am to
Jim Sweet. I'm sure you know alot about what it takes to suck. Raised by your mama..Taught by your lil sis. And now putting your skills to work as a side hustle
Posted by ScoggDog
SE Indiana
Member since Aug 2020
3623 posts
Posted on 12/24/21 at 9:56 am to
I see we've entered the "who can paste the most emojis" portion of the discussion. That's always indicative of substantive debate.

Big Ten folks - in most places - Applebee's opens at 11. You don't have to hang around here. Pop a couple mints before you walk in - and grams won't even know you drank the afternoon away when you show up at two for the early dinner.

You could be surrounded by your Big Ten brethren - in America's favorite neighborhood bar and grille - and talk about the good ol' days of Woody vs. Bo to people that would actually give a shite. Now wouldn't that be nice ?
Posted by Blue and True
Member since Dec 2021
596 posts
Posted on 12/24/21 at 10:10 am to
quote:

You could be surrounded by your Big Ten brethren - in America's favorite neighborhood bar and grille - and talk about the good ol' days of Woody vs. Bo to people that would actually give a shite. Now wouldn't that be nice ?


LOL @ ScoggyDoggy here! For the record, Bo won the Ten Year War...5-4-1.
Posted by MaximusVolumus
Memphis Tn
Member since Nov 2021
55 posts
Posted on 12/24/21 at 10:22 am to
I guarantee you this Texican, if it wasnt for Tennessee, your sorry arse wouldnt be here. We are the ONLY UT, put respect on our name and know that you are a has been that is going to get skull drug whenever you come in to the SEC..
Posted by siliconvalleytiger
Bay Area, CA
Member since Apr 2004
31159 posts
Posted on 12/24/21 at 10:24 am to
The only dog shite in this equation is Texas football.
Posted by TMRebel
Oxford, MS
Member since Feb 2013
5430 posts
Posted on 12/24/21 at 10:28 am to
Clemson lost a game to Georgia in which neither team scored an offensive touchdown.
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