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Posted on 12/16/21 at 6:31 pm to ForeverGator
Posted on 12/16/21 at 6:31 pm to ForeverGator
I wouldn’t want any of you pussies on my jury
Baws gotta have Baws backs
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Posted on 12/16/21 at 6:32 pm to Bamachief
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I personally cannot stand Urban Meyer as a person, but that is not what is at issue here today
Posted on 12/16/21 at 7:02 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
If Urban is guilty then you’re all guilty…
And we’re not going to sit here while y’all run down the UnitedStates of America
And we’re not going to sit here while y’all run down the UnitedStates of America
Posted on 12/16/21 at 7:07 pm to Vecchio Cane
That is beautiful Cane
Brought tears to my eyes
Posted on 12/16/21 at 7:30 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Posted on 12/16/21 at 9:36 pm to Shamoan
Rohan, good to hear from you. And Harry you too.
The two best posters on tRant.
You should know I had heart surgery 2 weeks ago Friday. I may have to have one more. I’ll let you know.
The two best posters on tRant.
You should know I had heart surgery 2 weeks ago Friday. I may have to have one more. I’ll let you know.
Posted on 12/16/21 at 9:39 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Bro what kinda trailer trash bars do you visit? Have some self respect.
Posted on 12/16/21 at 9:44 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
quote:
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I personally cannot stand Urban Meyer as a person, but that is not what is at issue here today
Correct
In my opinion
It’s all about the definition of “is”
More importantly
We have gained ground many years ago
That blowjobs don’t count as sex
That was a huge victory for mankind
Posted on 12/16/21 at 9:50 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
quote:
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I personally cannot stand Urban Meyer as a person, but that is not what is at issue here today
Posted on 12/16/21 at 10:22 pm to bigDgator
We all need to cut Urban some slack, he is just a coach at heart. He was just explaining to the young coed at the bar the proper technique for having your upback penetrate the two gap. 
Posted on 12/17/21 at 7:37 am to Harry Rex Vonner
quote:It amazes me that on SEC Rant we are so quick to throw a former NC winning SEC coach under the bus.
Murph I don't get it
I'm
blessed that you're on my side on this thing
This type of dog eat dog criticism on Meyer is something I'd expect from fans of lesser conferences, but not the SEC.
It.
Just.
Means.
More.
Posted on 12/17/21 at 8:29 am to Herman Frisco
quote:
Rohan, good to hear from you. And Harry you too.
The two best posters on tRant.
You should know I had heart surgery 2 weeks ago Friday. I may have to have one more. I’ll let you know.
Herman, thank God you're good my friend. Hopefully the next one does not have to happen.
God bless you sir!
Posted on 12/17/21 at 8:38 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Ah yes, the classic Lincoln Sternn defense.
Well played, Counselor.
Well played, Counselor.
Posted on 12/17/21 at 8:44 am to Harry Rex Vonner
quote:
this forum is a collection of pussies
Maybe, but we're gonna die of cold if we can't get them rubbing on each other. Friction, man. It's science or something.
Posted on 12/17/21 at 8:52 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Counselor, if I may...
I think you should petition Judge Noose for a change of venue...
Meyer will never get a fair trial in this part of the country
Maybe the refreshing vistas of Oregon or Washington State.
I hear it's lovely out there this time of year.
I think you should petition Judge Noose for a change of venue...
Meyer will never get a fair trial in this part of the country
Maybe the refreshing vistas of Oregon or Washington State.
I hear it's lovely out there this time of year.
Posted on 12/17/21 at 9:01 am to Literalist
quote:
I find him not guilty.
Thank you sir
I will not forget this
Posted on 12/17/21 at 9:11 am to GooseCreekGamecock
After all our work getting Biden voters off the jury?
Posted on 12/17/21 at 9:23 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Noted.
Then consider moving things back to Ford County. I'm sure most potential jurors in Clanton have never heard of "Urban Myers."
After all, they don't have cable and the reception from the closest TV outlet is poor.
It's so remote that they don't even get the 6 o'clock news until well after midnight
Then consider moving things back to Ford County. I'm sure most potential jurors in Clanton have never heard of "Urban Myers."
After all, they don't have cable and the reception from the closest TV outlet is poor.
It's so remote that they don't even get the 6 o'clock news until well after midnight
This post was edited on 12/17/21 at 9:24 am
Posted on 12/17/21 at 9:25 am to Harry Rex Vonner
quote:
Urban is innocent!
He did not have sexual relations with Monica
Posted on 12/17/21 at 9:43 am to Harry Rex Vonner
I'm sure Meyer is a jerk but i think people are just piling on because it's the "in" thing to do because everybody is doing it. Agree with a lot of what OP said. He's an old fashioned hard nosed football coach. And his marriage is nobody's business but him and his wife. Like I said he's a jerk but guess what? Most football coaches are.
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