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Posted on 12/16/21 at 5:22 pm
Posted on 12/16/21 at 5:22 pm
by Harry Rex Vonner
Fictional Defense Attorney
so none of you have ever had a horny chick rubbing her pussy up against you at a bar? Okay, Aggy hasn't, I get that. What about the rest of you?
So a bunch of spoiled NFL players at the Jags don't want to put in work?
ETA: frick those lazy arse mother frickers
Assistant coaches got held accountable? Boo-fricking-who
Urban is innocent!
Fictional Defense Attorney
so none of you have ever had a horny chick rubbing her pussy up against you at a bar? Okay, Aggy hasn't, I get that. What about the rest of you?
So a bunch of spoiled NFL players at the Jags don't want to put in work?
ETA: frick those lazy arse mother frickers
Assistant coaches got held accountable? Boo-fricking-who
Urban is innocent!
This post was edited on 12/16/21 at 5:50 pm
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Posted on 12/16/21 at 5:24 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Urban is not to be harmed.
Posted on 12/16/21 at 5:26 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Posted on 12/16/21 at 5:27 pm to Murph4HOF
Murph I don't get it
I'm
blessed that you're on my side on this thing
I'm
blessed that you're on my side on this thing
Posted on 12/16/21 at 5:28 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
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Harry Rex Vonner
Posted on 12/16/21 at 5:28 pm to viceman
He finger fricked around and found out.
Posted on 12/16/21 at 5:29 pm to viceman
viceman, I trust that you're on Urban's side here
he diddu nuffin and that's our story got dang
he diddu nuffin and that's our story got dang
This post was edited on 12/16/21 at 6:44 pm
Posted on 12/16/21 at 5:31 pm to Houag80
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Texas A&M Fan
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He finger fricked around
of course
an Aggy would be opposed to a man getting rubbed up on by a woman at a bar
wow
wow
Posted on 12/16/21 at 5:32 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
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viceman, I trust that you're on Urban's side here
Urban is mutha frickin innocent
Posted on 12/16/21 at 5:33 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
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so none of you have ever had a horny chick rubbing her pussy up against you at a bar?
One of the best experiences in life.
Another good one is a horny chick grabbing your hand and “forcing” it on her pussy.
He is guilty of the first law of life.
Never take pictures or let others take pictures of you.
Tell Herman I said hello.
This post was edited on 12/16/21 at 5:38 pm
Posted on 12/16/21 at 5:34 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Persecuted is the word you're looking for.
Posted on 12/16/21 at 5:34 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Not at all. Where was his wife?
Posted on 12/16/21 at 5:34 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
He's never killed anyone either unlike other coaches.
Posted on 12/16/21 at 5:37 pm to Houag80
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Not at all. Where was his wife?
I'm not hired to defend adultery baw
Posted on 12/16/21 at 5:47 pm to Rohan Gravy
Rohan, this forum is a collection of pussies
that's part of my closing argument
Posted on 12/16/21 at 5:52 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Married man out having pussy grind on him in public at his own restaurant. Not a good look, even if him and his wife have some sort of swinger arrangement.
Physically hitting a player? Not a good look. It was not a “love” tap or playful. Even though the kicker looks like a pussy, still not ok for a boss to hit a subordinate no matter the setting.
Yelling at coaches and holding them “accountable?” Not a good look since he’s the one that hired said coaches.
Urban is a liar with zero redeeming qualities. Keep him far away from UF. OSU can have him all they want. Good riddance dude.
Physically hitting a player? Not a good look. It was not a “love” tap or playful. Even though the kicker looks like a pussy, still not ok for a boss to hit a subordinate no matter the setting.
Yelling at coaches and holding them “accountable?” Not a good look since he’s the one that hired said coaches.
Urban is a liar with zero redeeming qualities. Keep him far away from UF. OSU can have him all they want. Good riddance dude.
Posted on 12/16/21 at 5:55 pm to ForeverGator
terrible post
just lost all respect for you
just lost all respect for you
Posted on 12/16/21 at 5:57 pm to ForeverGator
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Physically hitting a player?
physically hitting a player who has pads on?
Posted on 12/16/21 at 6:04 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
I find him not guilty.
Posted on 12/16/21 at 6:08 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
I would like to submit for consideration the following theory.
Urban‘s wife is now banging his boss and convinced him into firing said husband and she plans to go after his money and the bar
Bitches being vengeful when humiliated in public.
Urban‘s wife is now banging his boss and convinced him into firing said husband and she plans to go after his money and the bar
Bitches being vengeful when humiliated in public.
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