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High Tide!!!

High Tide!!!

Alabama

Well, reading probably isn't your strong suit anyway...

Am I right?

The actual transcripts of the Texas/SEC negotiations for entering the conference have been found and released to the public

Harzell: Glad I was able to squeeze some time in to see ya' Greg.
Sankey: Uh, that's "Commisioner Sankey". And you asked for this meeting after you saw your proposed schedule
Harell: Uh, yeah, OK... Anyway, look, we're Texas. We're prestigious. And looking at this schedule, it's, well, let's just say "unrealistic". I mean, Tennessee? Alabama? LSU? Georgia? That's not feasible. We demand a change.
Sankey: Jay, let me remind you of something. This isn't the Big 12. You don't demand in the SEC. Remember, Texas petitioned us to join this conference, not the other way around.
Harell: C'mon, man. We need to kind of "dilute" this schedule a little bit. I mean, have you ever been to Austin? Those wokesters will never be interested in the Longhorns if we get our asses handed to us right at the git-go! I mean the LGBTQrstuv community is only behind us because we assured them that Bevo was trans and that "their" name is pronounced "Bev-Oh, like Beverly, instead of BEE-vo and that when "they" were castrated it was actually gender affirming care
Sankey: OK. Look. We'll drop Bama and LSU if you get rid of that dam Longhorn Network.
Harell: Commissioner, you're kidding. No, we don't get a ton of revenue from that but our fans absolutely LOVE the Bevo Christmas specials where you can tune in any time of day on Christmas and watch Bevo crap and pee and chew his cud all day long
Sankey: Okay. I'll take off Tennessee, too.
Harell: Deal! YEEE-HAWWW!!!! We're gonna run this conference
Sankey: Get the hell out of here, Jay

Boys! Boys!

No fighting

Let's play nice together!!!

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Texas is not playing for a SoS trophy.

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Well, you've definitely succeeded in that endeavor!!!

This is what you do when you're ego won't let you concede that your team is an also ran this year. It's sad, really.

"Well, we're no better than anybody else but we won a bunch of games and national championships (real and imaginary)....

Ahhhhhh, how the mighty have fallen.

Hell, Bama is no better than my Gamecocks!!!
:rotflmao: :lol: :dude:

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What has sc ever done?

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We haven't done a whole lot. But you know what we haven't done? Whined, and pissed, and moaned about what people say about us.

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Btw ou is going to a bowl so get your facts straight. And those other teams you listed are too.

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Wow. That's impressive. Last I heard, all you need is (checking rule book)...
6 wins to get to a bowl.

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I responded to a discussion with facts and opinions

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And I respoonded with facts, not opinions. In fact, it is a FACT that you're a whiner.

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no alum or fan I know

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You know, you're as pompous as they come. I'll bet you live in some woke part of Austin, and you sit around with your wine and cheese loving fellow alums contemplating how us commoners "just don't understand" and appreciate your self aggrandized and prestigious university.

Yes, you got me. It's an opinion. But I'll bet it's not far off the mark.

SPURS UP, BABY!!!

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Texas SoS is not nearly as bad as team SEC likes to whine about.

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Dude...

It's the Texas people who are crying and whining. I mean come on. You played 4 ranked teams this year. And the only team that is still ranked is the one that beat you! Michigan, Oklahoma, & Vandy? gone

So, as I'm sure your mommy would say, enjoy the overrated ranking and don't worry about what those other people are saying. Just play nice and don't run with scissors!

That's mighty big talk from a one-eyed fat man!