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Posted on 10/15/21 at 7:23 pm
Posted on 10/15/21 at 7:23 pm
This is week 6 or 7 or 10 I guess, something, and I'm here to tell you I don't know shite about Mormonism except I've known some very friendly ones down through the years and we got a table dance from a Utah Mormon girl at the Cheetah back some years ago, excited to be away from her daddy
I've looked at Mormonism before, and I can't tell what tricks they're trying to pull. I've had them knocking on my door at 11am on Sundays trying to get me to join up, and they smelled the beer and etc on my breath during the very hours I should have been arriving back from church myself, but that didn't stop them, they continued to come back.
Very well mannered people.
I guess there are a few extra Mormons in town this weekend. Welcome Auburn. We are delighted to have you.
I think Missouri is the official SEC authority on what Mormonism is, and now Auburn and State have joined in. Strange that Mizzou hired a Tony Alamo type guy to consider in that mix...or is it really strange? Is there a frickton of Tony Alamo mixed in with Mormonism?
Anyway, let's be cordial to each other in this thread. I'd personally love to hear an anecdotal from Slackvelli and Mormons knocking on his door in the past. We know they have, and I'd love to hear what Slackevili told them
I've looked at Mormonism before, and I can't tell what tricks they're trying to pull. I've had them knocking on my door at 11am on Sundays trying to get me to join up, and they smelled the beer and etc on my breath during the very hours I should have been arriving back from church myself, but that didn't stop them, they continued to come back.
Very well mannered people.
I guess there are a few extra Mormons in town this weekend. Welcome Auburn. We are delighted to have you.
I think Missouri is the official SEC authority on what Mormonism is, and now Auburn and State have joined in. Strange that Mizzou hired a Tony Alamo type guy to consider in that mix...or is it really strange? Is there a frickton of Tony Alamo mixed in with Mormonism?
Anyway, let's be cordial to each other in this thread. I'd personally love to hear an anecdotal from Slackvelli and Mormons knocking on his door in the past. We know they have, and I'd love to hear what Slackevili told them
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Posted on 10/15/21 at 7:26 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
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guess there are a few extra Mormons in town this weekend. Welcome Auburn. We are delighted to have you.
ah, you had me puzzled until I realized you’ve misspelt MORONs…..
Posted on 10/15/21 at 7:27 pm to five_fivesix
love the brunette bro 
Posted on 10/15/21 at 7:28 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Posted on 10/15/21 at 7:31 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
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we got a table dance from a Utah Mormon girl at the Cheetah back some years ago, excited to be away from her daddy
Harry, you’re a modern-day William Faulkner.
Posted on 10/15/21 at 7:32 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
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Anyway, let's be cordial to each other in this thread. I'd personally love to hear an anecdotal from Slackvelli and Mormons knocking on his door in the past. We know they have, and I'd love to hear what Slackevili told them
There are famous actors, actresses, and musicians and others. Donny and Marie Osmond and one of their brother is deaf. Also Steve Young.
This post was edited on 10/15/21 at 7:34 pm
Posted on 10/15/21 at 7:33 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
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Utah Mormon
Posted on 10/15/21 at 7:33 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Isn't it still legal to kill a Mormon in Missouri if he's trespassing onto your property?
Posted on 10/15/21 at 7:33 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Auburn mormons are a warm up for the Mormon Saints from Provo next year.
Posted on 10/15/21 at 7:46 pm to Slackaveli
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Auburn mormons are a warm up for the Mormon Saints from Provo next year.
what about Miss State?
Posted on 10/15/21 at 7:59 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
After all is said and done, the SEC is going to have half the old SWC and a quarter of the old Big 8 as members. Might as well go whole hog and get the tract distributors from ByU too. Frick it.
Posted on 10/15/21 at 8:04 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Mormon?
I thought they were Quakers, because it rhymes with "Fakers"?
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I thought they were Quakers, because it rhymes with "Fakers"?
Posted on 10/15/21 at 8:06 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Oh, yeah, forgot about Leach.
These Mormons seem like a invasive species.
Maybe them Missouri Bawz were onto somethin' with all that tar'n-n-featherin'.
These Mormons seem like a invasive species.
Maybe them Missouri Bawz were onto somethin' with all that tar'n-n-featherin'.
This post was edited on 10/15/21 at 8:07 pm
Posted on 10/15/21 at 8:14 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Fantasy Board
Posted on 10/15/21 at 8:19 pm to kywildcatfanone
I got nothin' against them marmots.
Posted on 10/15/21 at 8:28 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Jim McMahon is a poster boy of good behavior.
Posted on 10/15/21 at 8:33 pm to TrueLefty
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There are famous actors, actresses, and musicians and others. Donny and Marie Osmond and one of their brother is deaf. Also Steve Young.
I was down in Salt Lake Utah years ago and was an active member back then. I was with a deaf group and one said one of the Osmond brothers is deaf. I also heard that one of the casino owner is a Mormon. It is more about the person. The spirit that matters. Do you know I am deaf?
Posted on 10/15/21 at 8:34 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Soaking. That’s all I got.
Posted on 10/15/21 at 8:39 pm to footswitch
There are no auburn morons except half the coaching staff. You guess which half.
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