The Harry Rex Vonner Sports Figures Who Trigger SECRANT Posters Power Ratings

10. Anthony Black – Arkansas basketball player – Anthony mostly triggers tRanters who hate first round draft picks who probably go out on dates with five girls at once. Also hated by bald ranters who have still refused to shave the sides of their head and accept their baldness.

9. Billy Napier – Florida football coach - Billy sadly triggers LSU fan ranters who are pretty sure they screwed up by not hiring Billy, and so then coined the phrase "Sun Belt Billy" to make themselves feel better. Rohan Gravy is not to be harmed.

8. Shane Beamer – South Carolina football coach – Shane triggers the shite out of Kentucky posters…but even better…Shane triggers the absolute fricking shite out of Tennessee posters. I fully expect Shane to take in some Steve Spurrier UT zingers from the past during this offseason and do some 2023 edits to bring them current.

7. Brian Kelly dancing – LSU football coach - 4&8 TfAgs posters who like it too much. They love seeing Brian move like that, they want to scream it from the treeless flatlands, and they imagine Brian doing that in some overalls or milk man unis.

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6. Stetson Bennett – Georgia quarterback - The triggered: Bammer posters. The tGumps are so triggered they just crowdsource SECRANT with random sky screams about how they hate Stetson. It’s the small town dipshit version of emotive Rules for Radicals ridicule, and a testament to how Bammers recently elected a Democrat to the US Senate. Herman Frisco is not to be harmed.

tGump posters need therapy to come to grips with knowing Stetson was at Georgia, then drove through Alabama to get to the Mississippi junior college, then drove back through Alabama again to get back to Georgia, while probably never stopping in Bama for gas, or even a potato log or a pecan log.

5. Kirby Smart – head coach at Georgia – Also a trigger of tGumps, as well as All Barners, but mostly tGumps. And All Barners. And tGumps. And All Barners. Kirby Born in Montgomery Something Something.

4. Eric Musselman – head basketball coach at Arkansas – Eric is 5’6 ½ and is thus hated by tGump football posters, LSU baseball fan posters, Bruce Pearl fanboy posters, Jimbo fanboys, UK Stoops posters, etc., because Muss is taller than their boy.

3. Joe Burrow – former LSU quarterback – This is getting tiresome, but yes, another sports figure who also triggers the shite out of tGump posters.

2. SEC West baseball coaches – triggerees of course being Tennessee baseball posters like that guy Serraneux/KellerChristy and the Cocke County mafia wannabe Smokeyone

1. Jalen Hurts – former OU quarterback – Once again... ... tGump loser posters are the triggerees.