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re: The Florida Girl from yesterday has been identified…

Posted on 9/27/26 at 5:46 pm to
Posted by Imber
Member since Sep 2017
18481 posts
Posted on 9/27/26 at 5:46 pm to
There isn't a heterosexual man alive who would turn that down.
Posted by Victor R Franko
Member since Dec 2021
4833 posts
Posted on 9/27/26 at 6:24 pm to
I'm pushing 66. I can't recall ever not drooling over tits, as I'm confident most of this board is the same. So I ask, who is the weirdo?

You sure you're not aggy?
This post was edited on 9/27/26 at 6:53 pm
Posted by Victor R Franko
Member since Dec 2021
4833 posts
Posted on 9/27/26 at 6:26 pm to
quote:

There isn't a heterosexual man alive who would turn that down.

Does "face down" count?

Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
30560 posts
Posted on 9/27/26 at 6:28 pm to
Umm..holy frick that maybe the gayest shite ever said on here...
Posted by GreenieTiger
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2014
983 posts
Posted on 9/27/26 at 6:46 pm to
quote:

Thank God we've still got smokin' hot blondes instead of a horde of engineers and doctors from Mumbai. We could lose all of our games and I'd be happy that UF still looks like it's supposed to.
Amen, Gator
Posted by UKWildcats
Lexington, KY
Member since Mar 2015
20875 posts
Posted on 9/27/26 at 6:48 pm to
quote:

Sl0thstronautEsq
I'm not saying you're a cocksucker, but you'd hold one in your mouth until someone came along who would.
Posted by TU Rob
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2008
13607 posts
Posted on 9/27/26 at 7:20 pm to
quote:

I'm pushing 66. I can't recall ever not drooling over tits, as I'm confident most of this board is the same. So I ask, who is the weirdo? You sure you're not aggy?


The day I don’t at least pause to take a glance at a leggy blonde with a great pair and a flat toned stomach like that just put me out of my misery.
Posted by Tailwind
Member since Sep 2026
86 posts
Posted on 9/27/26 at 7:37 pm to
quote:

I'm in my 30s, I'm not interested in teenagers, even if they're "adults."

When I was in my 30s I would have railed your 18 year old daughter tonight, your 60 year old mama tomorrow, and your 39 year old wife when you leave for work on Tuesday.
This post was edited on 9/27/26 at 7:38 pm
Posted by TimTheTiger
Recently back to the EBR :)
Member since Jan 2009
1262 posts
Posted on 9/27/26 at 7:37 pm to
quote:

Very strange that a bunch of old weirdos on a message board are drooling over a Freshman in college. ?


Welcome to MAGA country.
Posted by Shocco
Member since Nov 2015
2972 posts
Posted on 9/27/26 at 7:45 pm to
Doubt she has any wife skills
Posted by Bulldogblitz
In my house
Member since Dec 2018
28223 posts
Posted on 9/27/26 at 7:48 pm to
quote:

Very strange that a bunch of old weirdos on a message board are drooling over a Freshman in college.


You might have gotten somewhere by saying "thats someone's sister!"

Nah...nevermind. continue pearl clinching
Posted by Brotorious
NOLA
Member since May 2013
872 posts
Posted on 9/27/26 at 7:51 pm to
quote:

Very strange that a bunch of old weirdos on a message board are drooling over a Freshman in college.


Bet if she was your cousin it wouldn’t be weird to you.
Posted by stitchop
12,872 great posts
Member since Oct 2020
1814 posts
Posted on 9/27/26 at 7:52 pm to
Webster Dictionary

GAY (gaa) n. Def. Sorry, I'm not attracted to 18 year olds (or their tits). That's fricking creepy as hell.
Posted by weremoose
Member since Nov 2015
5460 posts
Posted on 9/27/26 at 7:55 pm to
Another one for the "not hot - just young and in shape" club.
Posted by dcbl
Good guys wear white hats.
Member since Sep 2013
32591 posts
Posted on 9/27/26 at 7:58 pm to
quote:

Thank God we've still got smokin' hot blondes instead of a horde of engineers and doctors from Mumbai. We could lose all of our games and I'd be happy that UF still looks like it's supposed to.


Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
76369 posts
Posted on 9/27/26 at 8:03 pm to
quote:

Sorry, I'm not attracted to 18 year olds (or their tits). That's fricking creepy as hell.


It's not like I want to cut her tits off and frick them individually after sucking out the middle like a sliced orange and spitting out the cysts like seeds. That would be creepy.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
76369 posts
Posted on 9/27/26 at 8:07 pm to
quote:


There isn't a heterosexual man alive who would turn that down.


Even a homosexual man would still find a hole worth fricking.

She looks like she keeps her a-hole clean.
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