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The branding of Alabama football BY NICK SABAN

Posted on 1/3/16 at 12:18 pm
Posted by gerard07
mandeville
Member since Sep 2008
1000 posts
Posted on 1/3/16 at 12:18 pm
Each time I drive to Seaside Florida on I10 for a family weekend I am amazed to see the branding by Alabama football on everything from trucks driving live chickens in portable coups, to BMW's. Yesterday I stopped at a gas station in Mississippi and inside the building right infront of the cashier was a cord board 5'7" statue of the little prick Saban. In the bathroom there was a large A on the wall above the urinal. I want you to know football fans of the south. Every last A stuck or tatooed on hats ,trucks ,bumpers, obese gumps has Nick Saban's imprint on it. Nothing gets by ALabama football without Saban's approval. Listen, I enjoy great precision football. Alabama plays this type of football, so I have an appreciation for this hard work. But the in your face God awful bragging of Alabama football disgust me and most of the nation. The playing of Rammer Jammer after a win would make Bear Bryant puke. You would not believe what happens at Bryant Denny. Noise and screaming from that complete a-hole Scott Cochran is blared through the amazingly loud PA system from the opponents huddle until just before the lineman take their stance. Bear Bryant would never allow such chicken shite sportsmanship. That's Alabama !!! They'll do anything to win.
Posted by dudeabides
Pensacola, FL
Member since Sep 2012
3806 posts
Posted on 1/3/16 at 12:19 pm to
jimmy melt
Posted by Crimson Legend
Mount St Gumpus
Member since Nov 2004
15478 posts
Posted on 1/3/16 at 12:19 pm to
Thank you for your interest in Alabama.
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
14792 posts
Posted on 1/3/16 at 12:19 pm to
What,are your thoughts on McDonalds?
Posted by Gradual_Stroke
Bee Cave, TX
Member since Oct 2012
20917 posts
Posted on 1/3/16 at 12:20 pm to
LSU fans are fricking ignorant.
Posted by John Gotti
Vestavia HIlls, AL
Member since Jul 2013
3370 posts
Posted on 1/3/16 at 12:20 pm to
It's Sunday. Go to church. Maybe they're preaching on letting the hate out of your heart.
Posted by narddogg81
Vancouver
Member since Jan 2012
19675 posts
Posted on 1/3/16 at 12:20 pm to
Are you mad, perchance?
Posted by Iron Lion
North of the river
Member since Nov 2014
11801 posts
Posted on 1/3/16 at 12:21 pm to
Zip your pants. Your tiny dick is showing.
Posted by RandySavage
Member since May 2012
30825 posts
Posted on 1/3/16 at 12:22 pm to
Funny what winning does. Before saban you never saw anything bama around the metro ATL area. Now they have probably passed AU as the second most visibly supported school in Atlanta.

If you want LSU to be more marketable and visible, win more.
This post was edited on 1/3/16 at 12:23 pm
Posted by GIbson05
Member since Feb 2009
4292 posts
Posted on 1/3/16 at 12:22 pm to
Damn you're a little bitch.
Posted by Tuscaloosa
11x Award Winning SECRant user
Member since Dec 2011
46574 posts
Posted on 1/3/16 at 12:22 pm to
quote:

You would not believe what happens at Bryant Denny. Noise and screaming from that complete a-hole Scott Cochran is blared through the amazingly loud PA system


OH THE HORROR!!!!!11!!!!!!1!
Posted by cajunbama
Metairie
Member since Jan 2007
30949 posts
Posted on 1/3/16 at 12:22 pm to
Take your bleeding pussy elsewhere.
Posted by The Quiet One
Former United States
Member since Oct 2013
11599 posts
Posted on 1/3/16 at 12:23 pm to
Posted by MeatPants
Member since Nov 2015
8853 posts
Posted on 1/3/16 at 12:24 pm to
Someone just screamed BY NICK SABAN at me
Posted by BamaScoop
Panama City Beach, Florida
Member since May 2007
53812 posts
Posted on 1/3/16 at 12:25 pm to
yes, because you never saw any alabama stickers or hats or shirts or any of that before Saban arrived. LOL
Posted by Finch
Member since Jun 2015
3150 posts
Posted on 1/3/16 at 12:25 pm to
quote:

enjoy great precision football



If only you employed this level of precision with the English language........


Please stop, you're embarrassing yourself and our fansbase.
Posted by bbeck
Member since Dec 2011
14557 posts
Posted on 1/3/16 at 12:30 pm to
Solid melt.

Everything you've mentioned is what the "good" Bama fans despise about the "bad" Bama fans. The memorabilia literally everywhere, whether it be a vehicle or human flesh, can be a bit overkill.
Posted by DrGarth
br
Member since Jan 2012
1176 posts
Posted on 1/3/16 at 12:34 pm to
To me, it sounds like youre just sick of seeing Alabama everywhere you go.

And to that, id say mission accomplished.
Posted by 14&Counting
Eugene, OR
Member since Jul 2012
37598 posts
Posted on 1/3/16 at 12:35 pm to
LSU fans are really taking this season hard.
Posted by lsusteve1
Member since Dec 2004
41866 posts
Posted on 1/3/16 at 12:37 pm to
Cults cult bro
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