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re: The Bama Basketball Search - In Haikus

Posted on 4/2/15 at 8:26 am to
Posted by madmaxvol
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Posted on 4/2/15 at 8:26 am to
Marshall to Bama
Joins Battle on his airplane
Sorry, April Fool's
Posted by bamafan1001
Member since Jun 2011
15783 posts
Posted on 4/2/15 at 8:45 am to
Battle punked this time
Bama bball sucks again
really sucks again

(fixed after googling haikus)
This post was edited on 4/2/15 at 8:59 am
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 4/2/15 at 8:48 am to
quote:

Battle fell for backdoor slider
Bama basketball sucking continues
Sucks again




^^^
Is not a Haiku
Damn Bama education
I blame Obama


Posted by LegendOfCobb
Athens of the West
Member since Jun 2014
2368 posts
Posted on 4/2/15 at 8:49 am to
Kentucky search thread
Will be using limericks
It will be fun, lots!
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 4/2/15 at 8:52 am to
quote:

Kentucky search thread
Will be using limericks
It will be fun, lots!




Calipari cheats
Everyone fricking knows it
probation coming
Posted by WG_Dawg
Member since Jun 2004
88705 posts
Posted on 4/2/15 at 8:54 am to
Hey we got marshall!
At least, I think that we do
scratch that LOL
Posted by LegendOfCobb
Athens of the West
Member since Jun 2014
2368 posts
Posted on 4/2/15 at 8:58 am to
V-S and catfan
Hungry eyes, dicks abound, love!
Shut up, Just do it
Posted by madmaxvol
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Posted on 4/2/15 at 9:55 am to
Battle to Marshall
"You to want come to Bama"
Nope, just want a raise
This post was edited on 4/2/15 at 1:11 pm
Posted by madmaxvol
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Posted on 4/2/15 at 9:58 am to
I first liked this thread
Till the Gumps started posting
They're too dumb to count
Posted by madmaxvol
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Member since Oct 2011
20938 posts
Posted on 4/2/15 at 10:01 am to
quote:

I saw young A Kamara
Play football for two years in Norcross
He will never be good


Kamara will rock
You must be an idiot
Can you count to five












edit to add ~ If you are simply submitting one of Dorothy Britton or Earl Miner's translations of one of the 50 Oku No Hosomichi by Basho, then you will have a 7-9-6 pattern...but I'm pretty sure that Kamara wasn't in either of those.
This post was edited on 4/2/15 at 10:11 am
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 4/2/15 at 10:37 am to
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V-S and catfan
Hungry eyes, dicks abound, love!
Shut up, Just do it



I chuckled, I did
But would never frick Catfan
Even with YOUR dick
Posted by GeauxToBed
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Member since Mar 2015
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Posted on 4/2/15 at 12:38 pm to
This is a good thread
Said rant poster GeauxToBed
The Tide is falling
Posted by jso0003
Member since Jun 2009
5170 posts
Posted on 4/2/15 at 12:45 pm to
quote:

Richard pitino
You can call him little dick
Aggies ears perk up


End the thread right here.
Posted by Open Dore Policy
The Commodore State
Member since Oct 2012
4701 posts
Posted on 4/2/15 at 12:59 pm to
Sorry Bama, Shady's not back
Tennessee's oyster no longer has a pearl
Both shall suck at basketball
Posted by BreakawayZou83
Kansas City, Missouri
Member since Oct 2011
9890 posts
Posted on 4/2/15 at 1:01 pm to
Alabama fans
befuddled by rejection,
solace in sister.
Posted by madmaxvol
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Member since Oct 2011
20938 posts
Posted on 4/2/15 at 1:07 pm to
quote:

Sorry Bama, Shady's not back
Tennessee's oyster no longer has a pearl
Both shall suck at basketball


Come on Vandy fan
You are supposed to be smart
Stereotype fail
Posted by rockytop627
Member since Jan 2014
10041 posts
Posted on 4/2/15 at 1:09 pm to
Marshall sees bammer
Rapists, druggies, trailer trash
Hell naw frick that shite
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Member since Dec 2012
70096 posts
Posted on 4/2/15 at 1:09 pm to
quote:

Sorry Bama, Shady's not back
Tennessee's oyster no longer has a pearl
Both shall suck at basketball




This is not Haiku
Thought Vandy fans were smarter
Than the average Gump
Posted by Rig
BHM
Member since Aug 2011
41869 posts
Posted on 4/2/15 at 1:10 pm to
Orange peach pineapple
Chevrolet Toyota Ford
Get rekt Bama fans
Posted by madmaxvol
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Member since Oct 2011
20938 posts
Posted on 4/2/15 at 1:16 pm to
Judy chop, Kung Fu
Karate chop, Judy chop
Diemon Dave Ninjer

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