Started By
Message

re: “That Guy is a certified dumbass” Heard a funny story about Golding over the holidays

Posted on 1/4/26 at 10:31 am to
Posted by BigBinBR
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2023
9867 posts
Posted on 1/4/26 at 10:31 am to
quote:

so they guy went over there and drank some beers.

Next thing he knows Pete is like “Hey I have a shite ton of trash that I need to dump at the dumpster, can you please give me a ride to this random office building so I can put in their dumpster


How is this a story? That’s pretty much just a normal Saturday night in Ponchy/Hammond.
This post was edited on 1/4/26 at 10:33 am
Posted by samson73103
Krypton
Member since Nov 2008
9228 posts
Posted on 1/4/26 at 10:57 am to
quote:

His Defense gave up 34

Kirby/Schumann defense gave up 39. Math is hard but 34 < 39.
Posted by reggierayreb
Member since Nov 2012
19472 posts
Posted on 1/4/26 at 11:00 am to
In a world full of online try hards this might be the try hardiest shite I’ve ever read. It’s going to force me to create a new word for it. Try hardation.


Posted by NorthGwinnettTiger
Member since Jun 2006
53225 posts
Posted on 1/4/26 at 11:15 am to
I want that minute of my life back I spent reading this.
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
33682 posts
Posted on 1/4/26 at 12:00 pm to
He’s a frat boy that lucked into a job and the whole fan base thinks is the next saving because he just won a game with all of Lanes guys.

What would Ole Miss fans be saying if they hired Golding instead of Kiffin years ago?
Posted by justjoe906
Member since Oct 2013
2368 posts
Posted on 1/4/26 at 12:23 pm to
Who hasn't done that on certain occasions. Also, I thought if a dumpster isn't locked it's open season.
Posted by NickPapageorgio
Yuma, AZ
Member since Oct 2014
1377 posts
Posted on 1/4/26 at 12:36 pm to
quote:

He’s a frat boy that lucked into a job and the whole fan base thinks is the next saving because he just won a game with all of Lanes guys.


You dont like frat boy types? Lane Kiffin will annoy the hell out of you I suppose.

Maybe that has something to do with his success at Ole Miss. Lane found himself in frat boy heaven where the school gives off that good times vibe.

What happens when he us back inside a pressure cooker knives out situation ? Will it match Lanes energy?

I mean I can see douchy baby blue Ole Miss frat loving fans accepting Lane in his yoga classes trolling like a drunk 19 year old on Twitter.

LSU fans? Longterm?

I guess maybe.
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
17460 posts
Posted on 1/4/26 at 12:48 pm to
Sounds like he almost got another DUI. Guess he doesn’t learn very well.
Posted by cajunbama
Metairie
Member since Jan 2007
35135 posts
Posted on 1/4/26 at 1:17 pm to
things that never happened.


But you did come on the Tiger Rant the day after the Ole Miss loss and cry and cry and tell the board that you were so depressed over the loss that you couldn't even attend your own sons game over it.
Posted by cajunbama
Metairie
Member since Jan 2007
35135 posts
Posted on 1/4/26 at 1:20 pm to
quote:

His offense is led and called by LSU coaches we are lending you.



You are no longer on the training staff... hey, wait a minute, you never were, you just made up that stupid jock sniffing lie for message board brownie points
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
79202 posts
Posted on 1/4/26 at 1:21 pm to
quote:

, can you please give me a ride to this random office building so I can put in their dumpster”…
Then the guy telling the story is a dumb arse too.
This post was edited on 1/4/26 at 1:26 pm
Posted by topcat88
Member since Nov 2015
4606 posts
Posted on 1/4/26 at 1:35 pm to
Probably just could have kept this to yourself.
Posted by djrunner
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2010
5487 posts
Posted on 1/4/26 at 1:39 pm to
quote:

I thought it was a kind of funny story.



Nope.
Posted by Wolfhound45
Member since Nov 2009
127120 posts
Posted on 1/4/26 at 1:40 pm to
If that is all it takes to be a certified dumbass then count me in.
Posted by cajunbama
Metairie
Member since Jan 2007
35135 posts
Posted on 1/4/26 at 1:41 pm to
42nd downvote.
Page 1 2
Jump to page
first pageprev pagePage 2 of 2Next pagelast page
refresh

Back to top
logoFollow SECRant for SEC Football News
Follow us on X and Facebook to get the latest updates on SEC Football and Recruiting.

FacebookTwitter