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Texas, tell me thats not who I think it is

Posted on 9/9/26 at 8:38 pm
Posted by OU Guy
Member since Feb 2022
33687 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 8:38 pm
Posted by H2O Tiger
Delta Sky Club
Member since May 2021
8055 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 8:39 pm to
No way that thing was on the field?!
Posted by tBrand
Member since Oct 2022
4321 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 8:42 pm to
haters will say it’s fake
Posted by The Baker
This is fine.
Member since Dec 2011
21092 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 8:44 pm to
Pole assassin?
Posted by Dotarian
Midwest
Member since Oct 2012
1765 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 10:18 pm to
quote:

haters will say it’s fake
So real...

ISWYDT
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
110962 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 10:20 pm to
SEC will want to spank their monkey.
Posted by Texas Man
Member since Oct 2025
86 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 10:49 pm to
Pole assassin, and the notorious monkey, you can tell by the smile on his face that woman’s riding his pole and making him happy in every way that he wants. Good for them. All I care about is that his special teams and tight ends play good.
Posted by Imber
Member since Sep 2017
18351 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 10:57 pm to
quote:

SEC will want to spank their monkey.


Looks like coach is already about to rub one out.
Posted by OU Guy
Member since Feb 2022
33687 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 10:58 pm to
I thought they quarantined the monkey after it bit a kid?
Posted by gaius julius bevo
Member since Jul 2021
728 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 11:03 pm to
Fun fact: Jeff Banks was the interim head football coach at Texas A&M after they fired Kevin Sumlin. He then moved onto Saban's staff at Alabama which is where his connection with Sark started.
Posted by NFLSU
Screwston, Texas
Member since Oct 2014
21921 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 11:07 pm to
Is Jeff Banks still sexting Taylor Hamm at 4AM on recruiting trips?
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
19609 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 11:07 pm to
Good for them. Glad she got to keep her monkey. They look happy.
Posted by SOBMarcus
Boerne TX
Member since Apr 2020
2803 posts
Posted on 9/10/26 at 12:05 am to
They put th OG monkey down. Then called up his replacement
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