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Texas, tell me thats not who I think it is

Posted on 9/9/26 at 8:38 pm
Posted by OU Guy
Member since Feb 2022
36183 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 8:38 pm
Posted by H2O Tiger
Delta Sky Club
Member since May 2021
8121 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 8:39 pm to
No way that thing was on the field?!
Posted by tBrand
Member since Oct 2022
5186 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 8:42 pm to
haters will say it’s fake
Posted by The Baker
This is fine.
Member since Dec 2011
21805 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 8:44 pm to
Pole assassin?
Posted by Dotarian
Midwest
Member since Oct 2012
1913 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 10:18 pm to
quote:

haters will say it’s fake
So real...

ISWYDT
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
111704 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 10:20 pm to
SEC will want to spank their monkey.
Posted by Texas Man
Member since Oct 2025
142 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 10:49 pm to
Pole assassin, and the notorious monkey, you can tell by the smile on his face that woman’s riding his pole and making him happy in every way that he wants. Good for them. All I care about is that his special teams and tight ends play good.
Posted by Imber
Member since Sep 2017
18638 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 10:57 pm to
quote:

SEC will want to spank their monkey.


Looks like coach is already about to rub one out.
Posted by OU Guy
Member since Feb 2022
36183 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 10:58 pm to
I thought they quarantined the monkey after it bit a kid?
Posted by gaius julius bevo
Member since Jul 2021
778 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 11:03 pm to
Fun fact: Jeff Banks was the interim head football coach at Texas A&M after they fired Kevin Sumlin. He then moved onto Saban's staff at Alabama which is where his connection with Sark started.
Posted by NFLSU
Screwston, Texas
Member since Oct 2014
22462 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 11:07 pm to
Is Jeff Banks still sexting Taylor Hamm at 4AM on recruiting trips?
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
20350 posts
Posted on 9/9/26 at 11:07 pm to
Good for them. Glad she got to keep her monkey. They look happy.
Posted by SOBMarcus
Boerne TX
Member since Apr 2020
2819 posts
Posted on 9/10/26 at 12:05 am to
They put th OG monkey down. Then called up his replacement
Posted by Pat Dye 60 minutes
Member since Jun 2026
178 posts
Posted on 9/10/26 at 12:38 am to
Damnit, there's alot going on in that photo.

Pole Assassin is kissing her hubby Jeff Banks on the cheek, as her monkey is thigh fricking her. Meanwhile, Banks has a shite-eating grin and tries to use his left hand to hide his raging boner because he knows he and the monkey are gonna tag team the Pole Assassin later that night.
Posted by Wishbone85
Member since Nov 2024
3032 posts
Posted on 9/10/26 at 5:47 am to
Did he spank the monkey?
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
35738 posts
Posted on 9/10/26 at 7:06 am to
Pole Assassin is one of the GOAT names

If they’re still together, that means she’s a freak in the sheets
Posted by hookem33
Belton, Tx
Member since Jun 2022
3695 posts
Posted on 9/10/26 at 7:23 am to
sometimes the jokes just write themselves.
Posted by PapaDunk
Temple
Member since Oct 2023
978 posts
Posted on 9/10/26 at 7:31 am to
Sigh….well at least it’s not a dildo.
Posted by kengel2
Team Gun
Member since Mar 2004
34050 posts
Posted on 9/10/26 at 7:32 am to
No idea who these people are.
Posted by Night Vision
33rd Level REC/Bryant Denny West
Member since Feb 2018
27303 posts
Posted on 9/10/26 at 7:38 am to
All my exes live in Tejas.
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