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re: Texas mascot Bevo is a feedlot animal

Posted on 12/20/24 at 3:15 pm to
Posted by LonghornCheekClapper
In a fever dream
Member since Dec 2024
993 posts
Posted on 12/20/24 at 3:15 pm to
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It's a personal opinion. They are different and unique live mascots. Unusual to see. You might not agree, but it's not wrong, because it is just my opinion.
I was referring to to you calling me an alter and not a UGA fan there Mr brain surgeon
Posted by Old School Tex
North Carolina
Member since Jul 2021
1760 posts
Posted on 12/20/24 at 3:23 pm to
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Charging all the way to the Processor....


OK, funny
Posted by New Money
Athens, GA
Member since Jun 2023
3911 posts
Posted on 12/20/24 at 3:30 pm to
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Your mascot is a genetically flawed good for nothing mutt.


No, he's a flawed, good-for-nothing, inbred, purebred.
Posted by MtVernon
Member since Jul 2024
10238 posts
Posted on 12/20/24 at 3:32 pm to
Okie State feller thought this was a meat judging thread.
Posted by DawgsLife
Ellijay, Ga.
Member since Jun 2013
61963 posts
Posted on 12/20/24 at 4:01 pm to
Maybe you aren't. Who knows? I'll give you the benefit of the doubt for now. It's just odd that we get brand new posters at this point of the season and they go after other fan bases so passionately, unless they are trying to stir up everybody against us.
Posted by hookem2522
Member since Jan 2022
2543 posts
Posted on 12/20/24 at 4:09 pm to
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nless they are trying to stir up everybody against us.


Damn, you sound more like an aggie, than an aggie.
Posted by New Money
Athens, GA
Member since Jun 2023
3911 posts
Posted on 12/20/24 at 4:17 pm to
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Okie State feller thought this was a meat judging thread.


I'm an alum of two cow colleges, thank you very much.
Posted by BamaRoo
Shitlingthorpe, UK
Member since Jul 2009
3961 posts
Posted on 12/20/24 at 4:18 pm to
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There you go! Our cactus-eating Longhorn is tough as shite!!!

Maybe that one is , but the cow you parade around on the
field has been castrated and has no idea if it's a he or she.
Posted by Victor R Franko
Member since Dec 2021
2692 posts
Posted on 12/20/24 at 5:12 pm to
Agree in total with your post. I suggest the addition of Colorado Bison Ralphie.
Posted by Violent Hip Swivel
Member since Aug 2023
8863 posts
Posted on 12/20/24 at 5:20 pm to
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My top 10 College football mascots based on taste:

1. Texas - Bevo...more like Beef-O
2. South Florida - Rocky the Bull
3. Colorado - Ralphie the Buffalo
4. Arkansas - Tusk the razorback
5. South Carolina - Gamecock
6. Oregon - The (so I've been told) nameless duck
7. Virginia Tech - Turkey
8. Navy - Goat
9. Florida - Albert the Alligator
10. Syracuse - Orange



Mr. Commodore would frick all of them up, because that motherfricker has a blunderbuss muzzle loaded!


Posted by tBrand
Member since Oct 2022
3383 posts
Posted on 12/20/24 at 5:35 pm to
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Maybe that one is , but the cow you parade around on the
field has been castrated and has no idea if it's a he or she.

You reckon the castrated one is a bit easier to handle in a stadium surrounded by thousands of people than the feral one that likes eating cactus?

On the other hand, every single English bulldog is a genetic abomination suffering in its own skin.
Posted by labamafan
Prairieville
Member since Jan 2007
26868 posts
Posted on 12/20/24 at 5:39 pm to
When the Bevos die, does the Texas football team eat steak?
Posted by Victor R Franko
Member since Dec 2021
2692 posts
Posted on 12/20/24 at 5:41 pm to
They ate the first one that died. Big barbque shindig.

Search edit,
Bevo Eaten or Not
According to the search results, the answer is yes, Bevo, the original Longhorn mascot, was eaten in 1920. After serving as the mascot for several years, Bevo I was slaughtered and served at the University of Texas football team’s banquet, where A&M players were also invited to attend. This event occurred in the winter of 1920.

It’s worth noting that this practice of eating the mascot was not continued with subsequent Bevos. In fact, the tradition of retiring and caring for Bevo has evolved over time, with the current Bevo XIV residing on a private ranch and being treated like a prized possession. The idea of eating Bevo has been largely abandoned as a relic of the past.
This post was edited on 12/20/24 at 5:45 pm
Posted by labamafan
Prairieville
Member since Jan 2007
26868 posts
Posted on 12/20/24 at 5:43 pm to
Won’t lie that would be a pretty cool mascot to have especially if you got to eat it.
Posted by BamaRoo
Shitlingthorpe, UK
Member since Jul 2009
3961 posts
Posted on 12/20/24 at 5:55 pm to
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My top 10 College football mascots based on taste:

Not a lot out there for we vegetarians.
1- Fighting Okra --Delta State University
2- Artie the Fighting Artichoke --Scottsdale Community College
3- Orange --Syracuse
4- Alfredo the Angry Acorn --Menlo College
5- Kernel Cobb --Concordia College
6- Cayenne --University of Louisiana at Lafayette
Last & Least Because the Damn Things Are Poisonous
if not roasted properly.
7-Buckeye --Woody Hayes State
Posted by Smokeyone
Maryville Tn
Member since Jul 2016
21112 posts
Posted on 12/20/24 at 6:26 pm to
I figured vegetarians would like scrottie of the Rhode Island School of Design.
Posted by BamaRoo
Shitlingthorpe, UK
Member since Jul 2009
3961 posts
Posted on 12/20/24 at 6:33 pm to
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I figured vegetarians would like scrottie of the Rhode Island School of Design.

Did I fail to mention one of my hobbies is wiping the floor
with a carnivore's arse who sings that nasally song Rocky Top ?
Posted by Smokeyone
Maryville Tn
Member since Jul 2016
21112 posts
Posted on 12/20/24 at 6:37 pm to
You didn’t, but likely because you are full or high fiber shite.
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
114176 posts
Posted on 12/20/24 at 6:45 pm to
Delicious
Posted by dawgfacedmutt
God's Country
Member since Oct 2024
853 posts
Posted on 12/20/24 at 8:38 pm to
The cows eat cud.

Really gross they are.

Really funny this thread on how tuff their mascots are -

Who would win in a fight between a 4 lb Duck or a 1500 lb Longhorn?

or the Santa Cruz Banana Slugs?



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