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re: Texas is why we don't have anything nice.

Posted on 9/23/25 at 8:01 pm to
Posted by 49 to nada
In aggy and gooner heads, rent free
Member since Sep 2023
5452 posts
Posted on 9/23/25 at 8:01 pm to
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SEC deserves everything bad that it gets letting these worthless humans into the conference. The SEC is dead. Should just change the name of the conference.

Call it the Longhorn Sooner butt fricking Conference.
You sound like a fan of program that got gorilla boofed out of a win against one of the above teams due to incompetent officiating. Am I close to the mark? Lolz
Posted by VoxDawg
Glory, Glory
Member since Sep 2012
76094 posts
Posted on 9/23/25 at 8:03 pm to
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haha good, frick your hayseed conference

The one you haven't been able to win yet?
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
41824 posts
Posted on 9/23/25 at 8:03 pm to
Wait, I thought we weren’t rivals?
Posted by 82Horn
Texas
Member since Aug 2024
815 posts
Posted on 9/23/25 at 8:09 pm to
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They ought to change the name from the SEC to the Fourteen Aggy Conference. Little whiney Bitches.


This is the funniest thing I have seen today, and strangely enough it seems accurate at least for this thread.



Posted by 49 to nada
In aggy and gooner heads, rent free
Member since Sep 2023
5452 posts
Posted on 9/23/25 at 8:11 pm to
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They ought to change the name from the SEC to the Fourteen Aggy Conference. Little whiney Bitches.
You win the internet for the day. Bravo good sir!
Posted by bamabonners
Alabama
Member since Nov 2015
5142 posts
Posted on 9/23/25 at 8:21 pm to
You forget you already posted? Come back for more?

So tell me about that one time long ago when Texas won a NC... Or that conference champ that year OU wasnt good.
Posted by MtVernon
Member since Jul 2024
10238 posts
Posted on 9/23/25 at 8:42 pm to
Texas has the rest of this conference crying like battered women.

Y’all are sad.
Posted by Jdillard343434
Greenville sc
Member since Dec 2020
2675 posts
Posted on 9/23/25 at 9:13 pm to
Frick texas
Posted by Dawgs2122
Member since Dec 2024
2161 posts
Posted on 9/23/25 at 9:35 pm to
I wish we got the Horns. That's 2 Ws a year!
Posted by AZHorn
Southern Arizona
Member since Aug 2021
1062 posts
Posted on 9/23/25 at 9:39 pm to
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The only thing Texas has ever gone out of its way to destroy is Nebraska football.

That is the truth. We did destroy them.


The NCAA would have eventually destroyed them with the no partial qualifiers rule, all the teams in the Big 12 just pushed their demise a little bit earlier than expected when they voted for no partial qualifiers allowed.

Texas just embarassed them many times when they faced them, and put the icing on the cake of their demise.
Posted by 212ZonePress
Member since Jun 2015
682 posts
Posted on 9/23/25 at 9:50 pm to
frick the short loins...
Cook Em!
Posted by AggieArchitect2004
Member since Oct 2023
3461 posts
Posted on 9/23/25 at 9:51 pm to
Waving the white flag already I see.

Menudo, we know you’re know stranger to dick-sucking. It’s nothing for me to state the obvious.

You sound like an emotional, raging incel. What happened?
Was daddy not nice to you?
Was he a little too nice?
Posted by menu2
Member since Apr 2025
1595 posts
Posted on 9/23/25 at 9:53 pm to
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I see you still struggle with brevity.
proceeds to write a longer post than any of mine
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we know you’re know stranger
Posted by AggieArchitect2004
Member since Oct 2023
3461 posts
Posted on 9/23/25 at 9:57 pm to
Sorry mendudo, forgive the spelling. I’m screen sharing this shite to my theater room and me and some friends are drunk laughing our asses at you.

Pays to have friends, menudo.

When do you log off and slap cheeks with your shemale? I don’t want to interfere in y’all’s…uh, “relationship”.
Posted by menu2
Member since Apr 2025
1595 posts
Posted on 9/23/25 at 9:58 pm to
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mendudo
I think I know (notice the correct spelling there) what the word of the day was lol
quote:

we know you’re know stranger
Posted by AggieArchitect2004
Member since Oct 2023
3461 posts
Posted on 9/23/25 at 9:58 pm to
Hey, also you never answered my questions!!

Are you a milkman baby?

Is that why you’re triggered by the yell leaders.
Posted by AggieArchitect2004
Member since Oct 2023
3461 posts
Posted on 9/23/25 at 9:59 pm to
Y’all menudo is about to go ape shite because I didn’t put a question mark.

Watch ‘em.
Posted by menu2
Member since Apr 2025
1595 posts
Posted on 9/23/25 at 10:00 pm to
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I’m screen sharing this shite to my theater room and me and some friends are drunk laughing our asses at you
quote:

we know you’re know stranger
Posted by TexasOnTop
Member since Nov 2023
6628 posts
Posted on 9/23/25 at 10:01 pm to
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This "hayseed conference" will show your sorry asses just what you really mean to college footbal. Not much.


That worked out really well last season…
Posted by AggieArchitect2004
Member since Oct 2023
3461 posts
Posted on 9/23/25 at 10:02 pm to
What in the frick is that?! Lol.

Why can’t you answer my questions about your father?
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