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re: Texas fans give me reasons
Posted on 10/17/24 at 11:58 am to SOSFAN
Posted on 10/17/24 at 11:58 am to SOSFAN
Their university 'pride' hand sign should be a "number one" (index finger) raised in the air, to signify "There's only one..." [Oklahoma], of course,
There's Only One Oklahoma
However, any game, any venue, any time, their collective fans' identity seems to use the "Horns Down," hand sign as their own, having spent too many days walking rainbowed crosswalks or meeting their kin in the gay bars, becoming absolute experts with the limp wrist:
How foolish is this identity? Well, as a fanbase, they're so infatuated with their identiy of "Horns Down" that they purchase licensed University of Texas merchandise solely to display upside down:
https://www.ar15.com/forums/general/-ARCHIVED-THREAD-What-does-upside-down-Univ-TX-Longhorn-sticker-signify--/5-694945/?
https://thelostogle.com/2010/02/02/things-oklahomans-like-upside-down-longhorn-stickers
Yes, they actually go so far as to financially support their key rival to display such infatuation.
Another fallacy upon entering the SEC is that Texas fans don't actually take offense to the hand signal. When a bull is charging at its prey, its horns are facing down in its preparation to gore and f it up.
There's Only One Oklahoma
However, any game, any venue, any time, their collective fans' identity seems to use the "Horns Down," hand sign as their own, having spent too many days walking rainbowed crosswalks or meeting their kin in the gay bars, becoming absolute experts with the limp wrist:
How foolish is this identity? Well, as a fanbase, they're so infatuated with their identiy of "Horns Down" that they purchase licensed University of Texas merchandise solely to display upside down:
https://www.ar15.com/forums/general/-ARCHIVED-THREAD-What-does-upside-down-Univ-TX-Longhorn-sticker-signify--/5-694945/?
https://thelostogle.com/2010/02/02/things-oklahomans-like-upside-down-longhorn-stickers
Yes, they actually go so far as to financially support their key rival to display such infatuation.
Another fallacy upon entering the SEC is that Texas fans don't actually take offense to the hand signal. When a bull is charging at its prey, its horns are facing down in its preparation to gore and f it up.
This post was edited on 10/17/24 at 12:01 pm
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Posted on 10/17/24 at 11:59 am to TrNabs
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You don't have to hate them, all we're asking is for you to beat the shite out of them.
While I appreciate the candor, that's gonna be a tough ask, Vince.
Posted on 10/17/24 at 12:03 pm to SOSFAN
Start in North Texas and then drive to Kansas or Mizzery. That alone is reason enough to hate that state.
I no longer give them shite for the meth epidemic because everyone needs a way to keep their eyes open while driving through that featureless wasteland.
I no longer give them shite for the meth epidemic because everyone needs a way to keep their eyes open while driving through that featureless wasteland.
Posted on 10/17/24 at 12:06 pm to Wellborn
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Because they’re desperate for approval and hovering over their phones waiting for someone to mention them.
Says the Aggie who once again hijacks a thread about Texas LOL
Posted on 10/17/24 at 12:17 pm to golfclap
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The Boomer Sooner song played ad nasuem is more than enough all by itself.
You’re going to love playing Tennessee.
Posted on 10/17/24 at 1:37 pm to SOSFAN
Hate OU? No not really.
I used to hate Barry Switzer until I realized he, along with Bill Clinton, would have been awesome to do a bunch of lines with.
I used to hate Barry Switzer until I realized he, along with Bill Clinton, would have been awesome to do a bunch of lines with.
Posted on 10/17/24 at 2:18 pm to 49 to nada
The hate that people in Texas has for Oklahoma is strange. It’s one thing if it’s just sports but it’s for whatever reason much deeper. I’m from a small town right on the border of Texas. It’s not an exaggeration that Texas residents literally despise Oklahoma. It’s frickin weird. I’ve probably spent just as much of my time in life in Texas as much as I have Oklahoma. I’ve been told to my face from a smug college girl from Texas GOING to Oklahoma state tell me she was better than me as a person because she was from Texas.
I love the state of Texas but your people don’t deserve it.
I love the state of Texas but your people don’t deserve it.
Posted on 10/17/24 at 2:25 pm to SquatchDawg
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The Boomer Sooner song played ad nasuem is more than enough all by itself.
You’re going to love playing Tennessee
I feel like Oklahoma and Tennessee should play home and away twice a year until both schools agree to play more than one song apiece
Posted on 10/17/24 at 2:32 pm to Gunga Din
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they call us "Mobilehoma"...
That’s going to stick in my head for awhile. Epic nickname.
Posted on 10/17/24 at 2:32 pm to sooner4life130
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. I’ve been told to my face from a smug college girl from Texas GOING to Oklahoma state tell me she was better than me as a person because she was from Texas
That's just Texas people. They are infected with the same type of self importance they would recognize as a character flaw in Californians and New Yorkers.
Posted on 10/17/24 at 2:40 pm to sooner4life130
I guess it's all relative. I met a guy in Ft. Smith Ark long ago and he went on a rant on how the Okie's came over and lorded it over him and his fellow Arkansans.
I'm sure Arkies look down on Mississippians, and the Mississippians look down on Haitians.
I'm sure Arkies look down on Mississippians, and the Mississippians look down on Haitians.
Posted on 10/17/24 at 4:19 pm to molsusports
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I feel like Oklahoma and Tennessee should play home and away twice a year until both schools agree to play more than one song apiece
Both songs are beautiful. I love Rocky Top and Boomer Sooner.
If you play a tambourine to the songs and not just sing along to them, you will enjoy them even more!
Posted on 10/17/24 at 4:21 pm to HorninHouston
That’s sounds like all you faaggots so we have to do it to you guys until you stop. Don’t be a bitch and claim But We’Es tHe ViCtIM!
so we have to do it to you guys until you stop. Don’t be a bitch and claim But We’Es tHe ViCtIM!
Posted on 10/17/24 at 4:40 pm to SOSFAN
I guess I'm too traditional.
I don't hate the newcomers. Not even aggie despite them being weird and having some serious games. I get along with State fans and Arky too and pretty much GA, Tenn, Scar and Aubie fans. I don't think much about Mizz, KY and Vandy either way.
If I hate any it is Bama, OM and Fla.
I don't hate the newcomers. Not even aggie despite them being weird and having some serious games. I get along with State fans and Arky too and pretty much GA, Tenn, Scar and Aubie fans. I don't think much about Mizz, KY and Vandy either way.
If I hate any it is Bama, OM and Fla.
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