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re: Tennessee makes the CFP for the first time ever haikus
Posted on 12/26/24 at 7:31 am to bigDgator
Posted on 12/26/24 at 7:31 am to bigDgator
Sonnet
Beneath the northern skies, the Vols took stage,
With hopes as high as Smoky Mountain peaks.
Their orange pride lit up the modern age,
A roaring flame that fiery passion speaks.
The playoff lights did gleam, a golden hue,
As Tennessee prepared to stake their claim.
Yet fate, a rival team perhaps anew,
Did snuff the spark and douse the raging flame.
Each pass, each run, each play they dared to try,
Met by the foe with crushing, cold disdain.
Their dreams of glory faltered, left to die,
While fans stood stunned with their butts in pain.
Please help with the last 2 lines.
Beneath the northern skies, the Vols took stage,
With hopes as high as Smoky Mountain peaks.
Their orange pride lit up the modern age,
A roaring flame that fiery passion speaks.
The playoff lights did gleam, a golden hue,
As Tennessee prepared to stake their claim.
Yet fate, a rival team perhaps anew,
Did snuff the spark and douse the raging flame.
Each pass, each run, each play they dared to try,
Met by the foe with crushing, cold disdain.
Their dreams of glory faltered, left to die,
While fans stood stunned with their butts in pain.
Please help with the last 2 lines.
Posted on 12/26/24 at 9:21 am to Violent Hip Swivel
Let's do haikus for the Georgia fan base.
I is a dawg fan
I as a stupid sumbitch
duh huh
Violent Hip Swivel is muh name
ignorant bastard is muh game
duh huh
I is a dawg fan
I as a stupid sumbitch
duh huh
Violent Hip Swivel is muh name
ignorant bastard is muh game
duh huh
Posted on 12/26/24 at 9:38 am to Simple Solution
quote:
Please help with the last 2 lines.
Great job. I would just mess it up. Poetry is hard.


Posted on 12/26/24 at 10:08 am to BigOrangeLoyalist

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Day bent Heup over
Lubed it up with Just For Men
Turned his butthole black
If you read this and dont laugh at least a little, you and I could never drink a beer together and enjoy each other's company. Ryan Day has finally allowed a little gray into the beard. That's progress.
Posted on 12/26/24 at 10:11 am to Mizzoufan26
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Has downloaded photos of shirtless men
It is possible
To link photos not download
Them, UT sucks dick.
Posted on 12/26/24 at 10:25 am to Violent Hip Swivel
Talked shite for months
Had a chance
Embarrassed themselves
Had a chance
Embarrassed themselves
Posted on 12/26/24 at 11:01 am to Violent Hip Swivel
Made Ryan's Day
Seat was hot
Huep loves lamp
Seat was hot
Huep loves lamp
Posted on 12/26/24 at 11:18 am to Violent Hip Swivel
Vols in the playoffs
You’re not you when you’re hangry
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You’re not you when you’re hangry
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Posted on 12/26/24 at 1:24 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
Courtesy of Grok on X:


Posted on 12/26/24 at 1:39 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
So many Low IQ’s Redneck Boil peanut eating sister kissing inbred toothless gum flapping Georgia idiots. Have a Happy New Year.
Posted on 12/26/24 at 4:24 pm to Loganville Vols
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Have a Happy New Year.
We will. Win or lose in the Sugar Bowl, Georgia will have made it farther in the CFP than Tennessee - even after they tripled the field to accommodate the crippled.
Yet again.
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