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re: Tennessee makes the CFP for the first time ever haikus

Posted on 12/26/24 at 7:31 am to
Posted by Simple Solution
Member since Dec 2024
78 posts
Posted on 12/26/24 at 7:31 am to
Sonnet

Beneath the northern skies, the Vols took stage,
With hopes as high as Smoky Mountain peaks.
Their orange pride lit up the modern age,
A roaring flame that fiery passion speaks.

The playoff lights did gleam, a golden hue,
As Tennessee prepared to stake their claim.
Yet fate, a rival team perhaps anew,
Did snuff the spark and douse the raging flame.

Each pass, each run, each play they dared to try,
Met by the foe with crushing, cold disdain.
Their dreams of glory faltered, left to die,
While fans stood stunned with their butts in pain.


Please help with the last 2 lines.
Posted by Corner Gas
Member since Dec 2024
164 posts
Posted on 12/26/24 at 9:21 am to
Let's do haikus for the Georgia fan base.

I is a dawg fan
I as a stupid sumbitch
duh huh

Violent Hip Swivel is muh name
ignorant bastard is muh game
duh huh
Posted by bigDgator
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2008
46785 posts
Posted on 12/26/24 at 9:38 am to
quote:

Please help with the last 2 lines.


Great job. I would just mess it up. Poetry is hard.
Posted by reggierayreb
Member since Nov 2012
18148 posts
Posted on 12/26/24 at 10:08 am to



quote:

Day bent Heup over
Lubed it up with Just For Men
Turned his butthole black



If you read this and dont laugh at least a little, you and I could never drink a beer together and enjoy each other's company. Ryan Day has finally allowed a little gray into the beard. That's progress.


Posted by teamjackson
call me Walnut
Member since Nov 2012
7064 posts
Posted on 12/26/24 at 10:11 am to
quote:

Has downloaded photos of shirtless men


It is possible
To link photos not download
Them, UT sucks dick.
Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
16977 posts
Posted on 12/26/24 at 10:25 am to
Talked shite for months
Had a chance
Embarrassed themselves
Posted by FreedomBarefoot
42° parallel
Member since Aug 2016
2493 posts
Posted on 12/26/24 at 11:01 am to
Made Ryan's Day
Seat was hot
Huep loves lamp
Posted by Gator5220
Member since Aug 2010
4392 posts
Posted on 12/26/24 at 11:18 am to
Vols in the playoffs
You’re not you when you’re hangry
Snickers sponsorship
Posted by VoxDawg
Glory, Glory
Member since Sep 2012
70698 posts
Posted on 12/26/24 at 1:24 pm to
Courtesy of Grok on X:

Posted by Loganville Vols
Loganville Georgia
Member since Feb 2021
1160 posts
Posted on 12/26/24 at 1:39 pm to
So many Low IQ’s Redneck Boil peanut eating sister kissing inbred toothless gum flapping Georgia idiots. Have a Happy New Year.
Posted by VoxDawg
Glory, Glory
Member since Sep 2012
70698 posts
Posted on 12/26/24 at 4:24 pm to
quote:

Have a Happy New Year.


We will. Win or lose in the Sugar Bowl, Georgia will have made it farther in the CFP than Tennessee - even after they tripled the field to accommodate the crippled.

Yet again.
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