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Posted on 1/2/26 at 3:02 pm to rebeloke
melt. 
Posted on 1/2/26 at 3:03 pm to rebeloke
Good fan fic there.
Back to reality:
1. Florida fires Napier
2. Ole Miss drops an extension on Lane's desk to make him the highest paid coach in America and he leaves it on his desk unsigned.
3. LSU fires Kelly and targets Kiffin as the replacement
4. A couple weeks later, Kiffin's family visits Gainesville and Baton Rouge to check out schools and houses (Ole Miss still thinks Kiffin wants to stay)
5. Florida realizes Lane is leaning toward LSU and they about face and go get Sumrall (Ole Miss's first choice of replacement)
6. LSU hires Kiffin and rumors abound that almost the entire staff will be going with him, including Pete.
7. OM's AD, after waiting too long on Sumrall thinking that the coach, who told you with every nonverbal form of communication that he was leaving, was going to stay, panic hires Pete to try and retain as much of the season as he can before he gets fired for screwing this all up. (We all heard the rumors that Judge was going to be the interim if Kiffin left.)
8. Lane wants his offensive staff to go back and help finish the season, so they do and save Pete's arse against UGA.
9.OM still has the redass and after inviting the LSU coaches to come back and coach decides to scream about tampering, which will ultimately result in the offensive staff for LSU being pulled back and you can fend for yourself on the offense.
It's time you baby-back bitches stop whining about the coaches that wanted to move on for 2026 and enjoy the 2025 ride your on. It may last 6 more days or 18 more days, but either way, it will go hella fast and it might be the only one you get for another 50 years.
Back to reality:
1. Florida fires Napier
2. Ole Miss drops an extension on Lane's desk to make him the highest paid coach in America and he leaves it on his desk unsigned.
3. LSU fires Kelly and targets Kiffin as the replacement
4. A couple weeks later, Kiffin's family visits Gainesville and Baton Rouge to check out schools and houses (Ole Miss still thinks Kiffin wants to stay)
5. Florida realizes Lane is leaning toward LSU and they about face and go get Sumrall (Ole Miss's first choice of replacement)
6. LSU hires Kiffin and rumors abound that almost the entire staff will be going with him, including Pete.
7. OM's AD, after waiting too long on Sumrall thinking that the coach, who told you with every nonverbal form of communication that he was leaving, was going to stay, panic hires Pete to try and retain as much of the season as he can before he gets fired for screwing this all up. (We all heard the rumors that Judge was going to be the interim if Kiffin left.)
8. Lane wants his offensive staff to go back and help finish the season, so they do and save Pete's arse against UGA.
9.OM still has the redass and after inviting the LSU coaches to come back and coach decides to scream about tampering, which will ultimately result in the offensive staff for LSU being pulled back and you can fend for yourself on the offense.
It's time you baby-back bitches stop whining about the coaches that wanted to move on for 2026 and enjoy the 2025 ride your on. It may last 6 more days or 18 more days, but either way, it will go hella fast and it might be the only one you get for another 50 years.
Posted on 1/2/26 at 3:07 pm to rebeloke
I think Lane and LSu were playing footsie well before BK was fired. When they met his number and Ole Miss wouldn’t match it swamp man demanded that their new pony get in his new stall
Posted on 1/2/26 at 3:09 pm to rebeloke
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modus operandi
Careful, you’re going to confuse them with big words like this
Posted on 1/2/26 at 3:10 pm to rebeloke
You are a sad person
Posted on 1/2/26 at 3:28 pm to geauxbrown
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Hoping yaw blister Miami! I’m betting on the Rebs.
I think it's a good matchup. We'll see. I hope our D stays in the zone like they were last night. They were the most physical they have been all year. I hope Miami's D stubs its toe.
This post was edited on 1/2/26 at 3:40 pm
Posted on 1/2/26 at 3:29 pm to rebeloke
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I should be after all the LSU dick riding!
Are you a chick?
Posted on 1/9/26 at 12:03 pm to rebeloke
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1. LSU panicked and fired BK with no real plan.
2. The governor shite the bed with the light on.
3. They panicked again and tried to fire BK for cause to dodge the buyout.
4. They panicked again and made a DEI AD hire, ripped the interim tag off mid-chaos.
5. LSU slid in the back door and made a private offer to Lane Kiffin.
6. Lane went dark, started planning his exit, lied to Ole Miss leadership and denied every rumor.
7. Ole Miss smoked him out, confronted him on the back-room deal and gave him an ultimatum.
8. LSU got caught with their hand in the cookie jar.
9. Lane fired back with his own ultimatum, threatening to strip the staff and steal the roster in the middle of a playoff run.
10. Ole Miss told Lane to pack his bags.
11. Lane tried to bully his staff, told them if they didn’t get on the plane to BR they wouldn’t have a job.
12. LSU sent two planes expecting a mass exodus.
13. Three staffers boarded. Zero players.
14. Pete Golding was named HC and told Lane to GTFO of his office.
15. Lane had a players-only meeting, took all the phones. Players basically told him to GTFO too.
16. Lane kicked off Operation Steal Sunshine.
17. LSU tried to spin it like Lane was “loaning” his coaches back to Ole Miss out of the goodness of his heart.
18. LSU staff promised not to poach the roster while coaching the playoff.
19. Ole Miss AD told the media LSU’s staff wasn’t living up to that agreement and had a character problem.
20. Lane tried to play both victim and hero in the whole affair.
21. Ole Miss fricks it all up and loses in the semi-finals.
I'll update this one in the coming days.
Posted on 1/12/26 at 10:33 pm to wadewilson
22. LSU has the #1 transfer portal class ranking.
Posted on 1/12/26 at 10:35 pm to wadewilson
I need to bookmark this thread for the next time pankreb calls all LSU fans insecure
Posted on 1/12/26 at 10:37 pm to Sun God
I've decided to make this thread a special project of mine.
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