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re: Suicidal watch—- Tuscaloosa
Posted on 2/24/24 at 10:14 pm to captdalton
Posted on 2/24/24 at 10:14 pm to captdalton
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Suicide. Always fun to joke about.
I agree. But look, health and life risks in Tuscaloosa all across the board are no laughing matter. I have REPEATEDLY said that Bama fans need to empty their shitters out when they are 2/3rds full (for “flow”) or roughly every 3 to 5 days, and turn their fat lard bed-ridden wives at least once a day to prevent bed sores getting infected with their own filth.
And I know for a fact that 78% of Bama fans live in trailers (edit: for those skeptical this was discussed in TIME and Scientific American) and most of them DO NOT follow these precautions. Do you think this is a joke? This is your life. For the love of God. Be safe out there and take care of yourselves.
This post was edited on 2/24/24 at 10:16 pm
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Posted on 2/24/24 at 11:18 pm to Haytigers
Anytime Oats loses an angel gets his wings. (And by his I mean male, born with a dick and can’t change )
Posted on 2/24/24 at 11:19 pm to Monty Brewster
The Morey Amsterdam of Pierre Part..laughing. You're about as funny as Road Kill be sure to cook it well.
Sometimes you just get beat, credit Kentucky. When anyone shoots like that at home you won't beat them.
Sometimes you just get beat, credit Kentucky. When anyone shoots like that at home you won't beat them.
Posted on 2/24/24 at 11:27 pm to Haytigers
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Sorry about that. Did she say no?
Yes she did..blue balls entailed
Posted on 2/25/24 at 12:02 am to captdalton
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Suicide. Always fun to joke about.
Glad you recognized it was a joke from that poster
Posted on 2/25/24 at 12:16 pm to Arkapigdiesel
What does one expect from a big school-buddy of Al Gore?
Posted on 2/25/24 at 12:17 pm to Haytigers
LSU must have made quite a move up in the NET this week after they beat Kentucky and Kentucky beat Bama.
Right?
Right?
Posted on 2/25/24 at 12:19 pm to Haytigers
Why? Bammers don’t even care. It’s just basketball and not football, they don’t care.
Posted on 2/25/24 at 12:57 pm to Haytigers
Speaking of suicide, which is no laughing matter, does anyone know how many Bama fan brothers we lost on the night of January 10th, 2024? More importantly, has anyone noticed them missing yet?
Posted on 2/25/24 at 1:12 pm to AUreo
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Why? Bammers don’t even care. It’s just basketball and not football, they don’t care.
This is pretty ironic, coming from an Auburn fan, don’t you think?
Posted on 2/25/24 at 1:20 pm to Smokeys Howl
You seem upset Smokey.
Posted on 2/25/24 at 1:21 pm to Tuscaloosa
Good to see you’re still alive. I want you to stick around for at least the next phase of the Bama decline.
Posted on 2/25/24 at 1:22 pm to LSU Patrick
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Good to see you’re still alive.
I never left.
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I want you to stick around for at least the next phase of the Bama decline.
If there’s anyone familiar with what decline looks like, it’s gotta be an LSU fan who has seen their team finish in an average of 3rd place in their own division since Nick Saban left town.
Posted on 2/25/24 at 1:22 pm to Tuscaloosa
quote:What a beta
but I did predict a blowout win for Kentucky. They far exceeded even that expectation today
Posted on 2/25/24 at 1:25 pm to Demosthenian
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What a beta
It’s beta to look at a game objectively and correctly predict an outcome?
frick ton of betas making a living in Vegas, I guess.
Thanks for letting me know, internet user Demosthenian, who has a dating profile as his bio on SECRant.com. I’ll try to be less beta in the future.
Posted on 2/25/24 at 1:32 pm to captdalton
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Suicide. Always fun to joke about.
Funny coming from someone who has no problem talking about killing LSU fans.
Posted on 2/25/24 at 1:42 pm to Tuscaloosa
quote:It’s gotta be tough when you realize the game has passed you by.
11x Award Winning SECRant user
Also a little sad for a decade on you’re hanging your self-confidence on your tRant participation.
But I guess about right for a beta
Posted on 2/25/24 at 1:51 pm to Demosthenian
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Also a little sad for a decade on you’re hanging your self-confidence on your tRant participation.
What the frick are you gonna do about it, Emeril?
Posted on 2/25/24 at 2:04 pm to Demosthenian
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11x Award Winning SECRant user
How can that with no life kill itself?
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