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re: Stetson Bennett doesn't have a degree from Georgia?

Posted on 12/31/22 at 8:59 pm to
Posted by fhsdemonfan3131
Franklinton
Member since Feb 2010
2170 posts
Posted on 12/31/22 at 8:59 pm to
So he’s a mediocre student much like he’s a mediocre qb
Posted by LaMotta
Member since Dec 2022
80 posts
Posted on 12/31/22 at 9:00 pm to
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You went to a community college you hick frick. I expect you to move my seat back to its proper place next time you valet my car.




Poor little cow College Auburn fan. It’s ok you can’t be a Banking Executive like me since your school is a literal cow college.
Posted by mouse_cop
The South
Member since Aug 2019
3493 posts
Posted on 12/31/22 at 9:00 pm to
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Auburn is a cow college. You go there if you want to work on a farm, do construction or work for an asphalt company. Alabama produces all the Lawyers, Doctors, Accountants, Bankers, etc.


The professions you posted for Auburn are much more respectable than 3 of the professions you posted for Bama. And Bama does not produce rich alumni anyway
Posted by TrouserTrout
Member since Nov 2017
6425 posts
Posted on 12/31/22 at 9:00 pm to
He’s got a national title.
Posted by JCinBAMA
North of Huntsville
Member since Oct 2009
18270 posts
Posted on 12/31/22 at 9:00 pm to
He sounds dumb
Posted by flyAU
Member since Dec 2010
24900 posts
Posted on 12/31/22 at 9:02 pm to
Obviously he is going to be a doctor.
Posted by Syd
Member since Sep 2012
4511 posts
Posted on 12/31/22 at 9:05 pm to
Double phd doctor
Posted by HogPharmer
Member since Jun 2022
3355 posts
Posted on 12/31/22 at 9:05 pm to
quote:

Obviously he is going to be a doctor.


He’s going to be on Medicare before he graduates
Posted by Lieutenant Dan
Euthanasia, USA
Member since Jan 2009
8334 posts
Posted on 12/31/22 at 9:06 pm to
He keeps failing math. That's why he can't do tips.
Posted by Auburn80
Backwater, TN
Member since Nov 2017
9585 posts
Posted on 12/31/22 at 9:08 pm to
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He needs to drive thru Auburn with the window down if he wants a degree.


In Tuscaloosa you don’t even have to exit the interstate.
Posted by AA7
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2009
28309 posts
Posted on 12/31/22 at 9:12 pm to
quote:

It’s ok you can’t be a Banking Executive like me since your school is a literal cow college

Being a bank teller doesn't make you a "Banking Executive" but I'm sure your branch manager makes you feel very special

Posted by HogPharmer
Member since Jun 2022
3355 posts
Posted on 12/31/22 at 9:15 pm to
That Starbucks gift card Christmas bonus sure went a long way for him though
Posted by Bigbens42
Trussvegas
Member since Nov 2013
14055 posts
Posted on 12/31/22 at 9:15 pm to
quote:

He needs to drive thru Auburn with the window down if he wants a degree.


Wow cribbing a Grizzard joke about UGA.
Posted by mbogo
Member since Oct 2012
2799 posts
Posted on 12/31/22 at 9:18 pm to
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Why would it bother me? I went to the superior university


That means you would have a superior vocabulary. Would you like to put that to the test?
Posted by BhamDore
Nashville
Member since Aug 2009
6471 posts
Posted on 12/31/22 at 9:19 pm to
quote:

Tell that to Tim Cook


Homosexual quota hire.
Posted by Rhino5
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2014
30770 posts
Posted on 12/31/22 at 9:20 pm to
He’s 25 years old
Posted by TNoon
Member since Nov 2020
2785 posts
Posted on 12/31/22 at 9:21 pm to
Lamotta, you just got school bruh
Posted by AA7
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2009
28309 posts
Posted on 12/31/22 at 9:22 pm to
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That means you would have a superior vocabulary. Would you like to put that to the test?

Heck no. I’m a math and science guy. But I can google like a mofo
Posted by mbogo
Member since Oct 2012
2799 posts
Posted on 12/31/22 at 9:32 pm to
quote:

Heck no. I’m a math and science guy.


Science requires a quality vocabulary. How would you understand a science paper otherwise?
Posted by BamaMamaof2
Atlanta, GA
Member since Nov 2019
2645 posts
Posted on 12/31/22 at 9:37 pm to
How can you be in college 6 maybe 7 years and at least not have an undergraduate degree?
My son will finish his 5th year with a math and engineering degree!!
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