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Posted on 4/30/20 at 11:33 am
Posted by Ohnoitsmymotherinlaw
Texas
Member since Apr 2020
393 posts
Posted on 4/30/20 at 11:33 am
Q: X will win Natty in Y.
(X = team, Y = month + year).

Will season start on time? If yes, Y = JAN 2021 and X = Texas Aggies.

If season condensed to conf games only, Y and X = same as above.

If season staggered or starts late, Y = TBD while X = Texas Aggies.

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> Texas Aggies return far and away the most productive group of returning starters of any team in the SEC
> Texas Aggies are still young and developing (high floor/limitless ceiling)
> Texas Aggies possess the top athletic tight TE duo in all of CFB, including the #1 TE in 2019 class.
> the use of tandem TE’s who can line up anywhere create constant mismatch nightmares for opposing linebackers and safeties. Good luck to all opposing SEC LB’ers
> Demond Demas
> most experienced cannon armed QB in SEC whose accuracy numbers have improved every year
> return all 5 starters on O-line with deep reserves
> return entire D littered with 5 stars
> D-line talent and depth far and away best they’ve had since days of the vaunted Wreckin Crew
> little coaching turnover except for a few massive upgrades
> continuity + talent in staff and players breed success
> LB’er and Secondary most talented and deep they’ve had since joining SEC
> for first time since joining SEC, there are no discernible holes/deficiencies, depth included
> sick incoming freshman class injecting even more energy and enthusiasm
> while other programs are in disarray trying to install new coaches, players, schemes, routines on the fly, Texas Aggies remain in a calm unbothered rhythm
> RB group the perfect combination of power and pass catching speed. Think wheel route city
> biggest, strongest, fastest, deepest, most athletic team since joining SEC
> we’re built for now and the future
> could go on, don’t want wall of text

Change my mind. With facts, not trolling.

And yes please bookmark thread. I want credit and respect in JAN.

Finally, to all the good folks of The Rant - have an outstanding, terrific and happy day!
Posted by Carolina_Girl
South Cackalacky
Member since Apr 2012
23973 posts
Posted on 4/30/20 at 11:35 am to
Well that's a hell of a premier on tRant.
Posted by bnb9433
Member since Jan 2015
13677 posts
Posted on 4/30/20 at 11:36 am to
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don’t want wall of text


dafuq


And

quote:

> most experienced cannon armed QB in SEC whose accuracy numbers have improved every year
This post was edited on 4/30/20 at 11:38 am
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
52309 posts
Posted on 4/30/20 at 11:36 am to
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Change my mind. With facts, not trolling. 


LSU's backup offense scored as many points as your starting offense did.
Posted by skrayper
21-0 Asterisk Drive
Member since Nov 2012
30851 posts
Posted on 4/30/20 at 11:37 am to
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Texas Aggies.


Who the frick are the "Texas Aggies"?

I seriously doubt anyone calling themselves a Texas A&M fan but referring to their team as the "Texas Aggies". That would be like saying the "Mississippi Bulldogs" or "Louisiana Tigers".
Posted by Hugh McElroy
Member since Sep 2013
17330 posts
Posted on 4/30/20 at 11:37 am to
We're gonna kick a lot of arse this year, but be prepared to get blasted in this thread. The coonasses are sowing their oats right now, and they have serious aggy issues.
Posted by Hugh McElroy
Member since Sep 2013
17330 posts
Posted on 4/30/20 at 11:38 am to
quote:

Who the frick are the "Texas Aggies"?


Ask Bear...

Posted by Leto II
Arrakis
Member since Dec 2018
21231 posts
Posted on 4/30/20 at 11:39 am to
Too bad your coach is an overpaid, damaged cuckhold who has lost 2 in a row to this retard:


Posted by Captain Crown
Member since Jun 2011
50664 posts
Posted on 4/30/20 at 11:39 am to
quote:

Texas Aggies return far and away the most productive group of returning starters of any team in the SEC



Not that much production
Posted by skrayper
21-0 Asterisk Drive
Member since Nov 2012
30851 posts
Posted on 4/30/20 at 11:40 am to
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Hugh McElroy


I get it, but honestly - not a fan.
Posted by Hugh McElroy
Member since Sep 2013
17330 posts
Posted on 4/30/20 at 11:41 am to
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I get it, but honestly - not a fan.


Forgive us for not giving a frick whether or not you're a fan.
Posted by Box Geauxrilla
Member since Jun 2013
19116 posts
Posted on 4/30/20 at 11:41 am to
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Change my mind. With facts, not trolling.

Aggy hasn't won a National Championship since 1939. Facts only

To be fair, I didn't read your wall of text, but I'm guessing it's not based in facts either.
Posted by bnb9433
Member since Jan 2015
13677 posts
Posted on 4/30/20 at 11:43 am to
quote:

To be fair, I didn't read your wall of text, but I'm guessing it's not based in facts either.


you should

it's hilarious
Posted by toosleaux
Stuck in Baton Rouge traffic
Member since Dec 2007
9204 posts
Posted on 4/30/20 at 11:43 am to
Texas Aggies? Ban this alter.
Posted by OrangeEmpire
Parts Unknown
Member since Feb 2020
6179 posts
Posted on 4/30/20 at 11:43 am to
5 losses

Posted by geauxtigahs87
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2008
26259 posts
Posted on 4/30/20 at 11:44 am to
quote:

Change my mind.

Nah

It's more fun when yall set high expectations for yourselves.

Then the season starts and you remember, you're texas a&m
Posted by Poker Dough
Atlanta
Member since Jan 2018
8589 posts
Posted on 4/30/20 at 11:44 am to
2+2 = you suck
Posted by Box Geauxrilla
Member since Jun 2013
19116 posts
Posted on 4/30/20 at 11:46 am to
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It's more fun when yall set high expectations for yourselves.

Then the season starts and you remember, you're texas a&m



Sometimes it even happens in the same game.

Posted by skrayper
21-0 Asterisk Drive
Member since Nov 2012
30851 posts
Posted on 4/30/20 at 11:46 am to
quote:

Forgive us for not giving a frick whether or not you're a fan.


This is why you guys will consistently play second fiddle to Texas.

Auburn was Alabama A&M; they said "frick that shite" and crafted their own identity.

LSU didn't change their name, they just decided to own their state.
Posted by texag7
College Station
Member since Apr 2014
37472 posts
Posted on 4/30/20 at 11:47 am to
quote:

We're gonna kick a lot of arse this year, but be prepared to get blasted in this thread. The coonasses are sowing their oats right now, and they have serious aggy issues.



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