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Posted on 9/20/19 at 9:16 am to Arksulli
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we've probably fricked a few of your cousins
Well all my cousins are male, so jokes on you.
Posted on 9/20/19 at 9:18 am to LBU Bama
Dont you have a sister to lick or a car to fix?
Posted on 9/20/19 at 9:18 am to Arksulli
quote:
I admit, people from Arkansas and Alabama do like to come down to Louisiana and make use of the cheap prostitutes, we've probably fricked a few of your cousins.
Would this be a bad time to tell you that I have 7 cousins, and none of them are female?
Posted on 9/20/19 at 9:57 am to kbrake37
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So LSU copied the nickname ( Death Valley)after playing a game at Clemson in which Clemson smashed them.
Just to set the record straight, LSU has never played a football game AT Clemson.
The series record is LSU 2, Clemson 1:
1958 LSU 7, Clemson 0, Sugar Bowl, Jan 1, 1959.
1996 LSU 10, Clemson 7, Peach Bowl, Dec. 28, 1996.
2012 Clemson 25, LSU 24, Peach Bowl, Dec. 31, 2012
LSU vs all South Carolina teams:
Clemson, 2-1 (0.667)
Citadel, 1-0, (1.000)
Furman, 1-0 (1.000)
South Carolina, 18-2-1 (0.923)
Total:
22-3-1 (0.865)
ETA: The 3 losses LSU has suffered against South Carolina teams have ALL come by one point:
LSU 6, USCjr 7, 1930
LSU 17, USCjr 18, 1994
LSU 24, Clemson 25, 2012
So no South Carolina has ever "smashed" any LSU football team.
That is all.
This post was edited on 9/20/19 at 10:20 am
Posted on 9/20/19 at 10:04 am to kbrake37
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So LSU copied the nickname ( Death Valley)after playing a game at Clemson in which Clemson smashed them
LSU and Clemson have never played on campus. Only in bowl games.
1959 Sugar Bowl
2 Peach Bowls
That's it.
Posted on 9/20/19 at 10:06 am to Arksulli
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I admit, people from Arkansas and Alabama do like to come down to Louisiana and make use of the cheap prostitutes, we've probably fricked a few of your cousins.
Well played!
Posted on 9/20/19 at 10:06 am to kbrake37
Lsu’s Stadium is actually called “dream catcher”. Doesn’t South Carolina still have a dream to win a SECCG?
Posted on 9/20/19 at 10:07 am to LBU Bama
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The drag queen colors are unique, though. I'll give you that.
Posted on 9/20/19 at 10:22 am to kbrake37
No they named it Deaf Valley originally. It just morphed into Death Valley over the years.
Posted on 9/20/19 at 11:30 am to kbrake37
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What's the truth? My buddy said it was on Wikipedia and my buddy is not a liar. Why else did they start wearing away jerseys at home
If you believe anything on Wiki I feel sorry for you, its an unverified reader-submitted mess. Kinda like trant!
As an old fart I used to hear it as Deaf Valley too, it started changing in the '80s to more of Death Valley. In any case, as Miles stated, It's a place where opposing teams dreams come to die!
Posted on 9/20/19 at 11:39 am to LBU Bama
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Basically look like the Packers uniforms but with purple instead of green. Georgia stole their logo but LSU jacked their uniform pattern. The drag queen colors are unique, though. I'll give you that.
At least we didn’t add a fricking mullet to the Atlanta braves A like you retarded fricks did.
Posted on 9/20/19 at 11:43 am to J2thaROC
Hmmmm...someone needs a history lesson on which team copied who.
Posted on 9/20/19 at 11:47 am to TigerNlc
You forgot to add LSU is the only team that marks every 5 yards instead of 10 and probably the only team that wears the same jerseys home and away
Posted on 9/20/19 at 12:04 pm to LBU Bama
quote:Wow. Today I learned that Bama fans think the packers are older than LSU football
Basically look like the Packers uniforms but with purple instead of green. Georgia stole their logo but LSU jacked their uniform pattern.
Posted on 9/20/19 at 12:43 pm to lsupride87
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Bama fans think
That was your mistake.
Posted on 9/20/19 at 1:32 pm to LBU Bama
Unlike the stunning red and white.......BORING
Posted on 9/20/19 at 1:33 pm to LBU Bama
Uh nope, that would uga and Grambling
Posted on 9/20/19 at 1:34 pm to kbrake37
I thought I read that USCe stole their mascot from South Bama. Damn shame.
Posted on 9/20/19 at 1:41 pm to kbrake37
LSU named their stadium Death Valley after this poem. Cant speak to Clemsons origin.
The Charge of the Light Brigade
BY ALFRED, LORD TENNYSON
I
Half a league, half a league,
Half a league onward,
All in the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.
“Forward, the Light Brigade!
Charge for the guns!” he said.
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.
II
“Forward, the Light Brigade!”
Was there a man dismayed?
Not though the soldier knew
Someone had blundered.
Theirs not to make reply,
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs but to do and die.
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.
III
Cannon to right of them,
Cannon to left of them,
Cannon in front of them
Volleyed and thundered;
Stormed at with shot and shell,
Boldly they rode and well,
Into the jaws of Death,
Into the mouth of hell
Rode the six hundred.
IV
Flashed all their sabres bare,
Flashed as they turned in air
Sabring the gunners there,
Charging an army, while
All the world wondered.
Plunged in the battery-smoke
Right through the line they broke;
Cossack and Russian
Reeled from the sabre stroke
Shattered and sundered.
Then they rode back, but not
Not the six hundred.
V
Cannon to right of them,
Cannon to left of them,
Cannon behind them
Volleyed and thundered;
Stormed at with shot and shell,
While horse and hero fell.
They that had fought so well
Came through the jaws of Death,
Back from the mouth of hell,
All that was left of them,
Left of six hundred.
VI
When can their glory fade?
O the wild charge they made!
All the world wondered.
Honour the charge they made!
Honour the Light Brigade,
Noble six hundred!
The Charge of the Light Brigade
BY ALFRED, LORD TENNYSON
I
Half a league, half a league,
Half a league onward,
All in the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.
“Forward, the Light Brigade!
Charge for the guns!” he said.
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.
II
“Forward, the Light Brigade!”
Was there a man dismayed?
Not though the soldier knew
Someone had blundered.
Theirs not to make reply,
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs but to do and die.
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.
III
Cannon to right of them,
Cannon to left of them,
Cannon in front of them
Volleyed and thundered;
Stormed at with shot and shell,
Boldly they rode and well,
Into the jaws of Death,
Into the mouth of hell
Rode the six hundred.
IV
Flashed all their sabres bare,
Flashed as they turned in air
Sabring the gunners there,
Charging an army, while
All the world wondered.
Plunged in the battery-smoke
Right through the line they broke;
Cossack and Russian
Reeled from the sabre stroke
Shattered and sundered.
Then they rode back, but not
Not the six hundred.
V
Cannon to right of them,
Cannon to left of them,
Cannon behind them
Volleyed and thundered;
Stormed at with shot and shell,
While horse and hero fell.
They that had fought so well
Came through the jaws of Death,
Back from the mouth of hell,
All that was left of them,
Left of six hundred.
VI
When can their glory fade?
O the wild charge they made!
All the world wondered.
Honour the charge they made!
Honour the Light Brigade,
Noble six hundred!
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