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Posted on 8/22/21 at 7:10 am to Old Sarge
Posted on 8/22/21 at 7:10 am to Old Sarge
I met a guy, once. He talked me into taking over his candy making business. It was all great until it was shutdown due to alleged slave-labor, and several bodily remains were found on the site. They believe they may have belonged to children..
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Posted on 8/22/21 at 8:13 am to JetDawg
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My career was in television commercials and voice-overs.
So you’re retired now?
Posted on 8/22/21 at 8:17 am to Old Sarge
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30 years is 1990
Were you there in 1990?
This post was edited on 8/22/21 at 8:29 am
Posted on 8/22/21 at 8:18 am to Old Sarge
There's an Auburn degree hanging on the wall in my office.
Posted on 8/22/21 at 8:23 am to SidewalkTiger
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I am a semi professional songwriter and musician
Doesn't that mean that you do something you don't get paid for? If so, hell, I'm a semi professional golfer!
Posted on 8/22/21 at 8:23 am to Murph4HOF
Traitor
Posted on 8/22/21 at 8:24 am to Old Sarge
I once had sex with a very large woman. I asked her to grunt loudly and open her mouth wide and I imagined I was a male hippo.
Posted on 8/22/21 at 8:25 am to 1BIGTigerFan
Not mine tho
Posted on 8/22/21 at 8:27 am to Old Sarge
Ive been struck by lightening
Posted on 8/22/21 at 8:27 am to Murph4HOF
Oh, I see, your husband went to Auburn? 
Posted on 8/22/21 at 8:30 am to Old Sarge
I nearly got into a fist fight with Mark Cuban.
Posted on 8/22/21 at 8:33 am to JudgeHolden
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I nearly got into a fist fight with Mark Cuban.
What stupid thing did you say this time?
ETA - Cuban is a commie just like you. What could you have to fight about?
This post was edited on 8/22/21 at 8:34 am
Posted on 8/22/21 at 8:33 am to Flying DeLorean
quote:After reading the posts around here for a long while, I can confidently say that you aren't the only one on the board that has.
Ive been struck by lightening
Posted on 8/22/21 at 8:36 am to 1BIGTigerFan
Yeah. I wanted a real man. Not any of those sissies from LSU.
Posted on 8/22/21 at 8:37 am to KingofTexas
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I scored 4 touchdowns in a high school football game.
I bet you never miss a chance to throw out that little gem in every conversation where you meet someone new
Posted on 8/22/21 at 8:40 am to Old Sarge
Despite never playing the sport at an organized level (and not even being worth a damn playing it in the neighborhood as a kid), I had a face-to-face interview with the HC of an SEC football team for an assistant coaching position.
I didn’t get it.
I didn’t get it.
Posted on 8/22/21 at 8:40 am to Rip Torn
Get cultured bro.
Posted on 8/22/21 at 8:41 am to Old Sarge
Former TV sports anchor (not in Arkansas). Lou Holtz would preform magic tricks at media events. Also told funny jokes.
Also learned some big names are jerks and some big names are nice people. Don't believe everything you see or hear about athletes and coaches. Big name sports writers were mostly jerks.
Also learned some big names are jerks and some big names are nice people. Don't believe everything you see or hear about athletes and coaches. Big name sports writers were mostly jerks.
Posted on 8/22/21 at 9:18 am to thatthang
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Hello, Craig.
Who is this? Have you found the other four?
Maybe.
Would you like to come in and give a statement?
Posted on 8/22/21 at 9:22 am to 1BIGTigerFan
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Were you there in 1990?
So many different ways I could answer this and still be completely honest
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