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re: See y'all in 39 months, if I'm good maybe as soon as 21 months...

Posted on 11/3/23 at 5:23 pm to
Posted by SlicedBread
Member since Feb 2022
960 posts
Posted on 11/3/23 at 5:23 pm to


In for legendary thread potential
Posted by Trumansfangs
Town & Country
Member since Sep 2018
7654 posts
Posted on 11/3/23 at 5:58 pm to
Good luck the metalreb. Stay strong no matter your circumstances. A positive mental state will always help one persevere.
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
139098 posts
Posted on 11/3/23 at 5:59 pm to
post your name so I can put money on your books
Posted by Dirk Dawgler
Where I Am
Member since Nov 2011
3403 posts
Posted on 11/3/23 at 6:09 pm to
First day…. Don’t walk in when you arrive in shackles and prison orange. You get your arse down wild eyed and crawl and contort your body and hiss like a demon. You have to put off the crazy and dangerous vibe or you will visit pound town within a week.
Posted by dkreller
Laffy
Member since Jan 2009
32444 posts
Posted on 11/3/23 at 6:10 pm to
They must’ve been about to throw on the cuffs and metalreb had to get in one last post.
Posted by Cheer
Member since Sep 2021
5275 posts
Posted on 11/3/23 at 6:11 pm to
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County or state?


You aren't doing 39 months in the county, bruh.
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
35027 posts
Posted on 11/3/23 at 6:11 pm to
quote:

ever had your shite pushed in?

Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
35027 posts
Posted on 11/3/23 at 6:16 pm to
quote:

See y'all in 39 months,


quote:

maybe as soon as 21 months...

Posted by hellifiknow
Alabama
Member since Dec 2014
780 posts
Posted on 11/3/23 at 6:32 pm to
LINK

I hear that train a comin'.
Posted by Tigerpride18
Lakewood Colorado
Member since Sep 2017
30994 posts
Posted on 11/3/23 at 6:42 pm to
Develop a daily routine
Don’t gamble
Don’t sit on anyone else’s rack, particularly where they lay their head
Posted by Tasty Thrill
Member since Oct 2023
809 posts
Posted on 11/3/23 at 7:10 pm to
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Develop a daily routine
Don’t gamble
Don’t sit on anyone else’s rack, particularly where they lay their head

Cell etiquette is VERY important.

1. Never put your feet on someone's rack.

2. If you have to fart. Sit on the toilet and flush as soon as you rip. Let the vacuum of the toilet take it away. Same with a dump. Work that handle. Don't stink up the cell. This is not a joke. You're living in a closet with another man.

3. Never just walk into to someone else's house (cell). Make sure you're welcome before entering.

4. If your cellmate is up doing things like folding his clothes or straightening his rack. Stay on your bunk and give him some space. He should do the same for you.

5. Never assume it's okay to use something that is not yours because you share a cell. I know a guy who killed a man in Arizona State Prison because the guy picked up his lit cigarette and started smoking it. Another Arizona inmate who doing time for burglary received the death penalty for killing his cellmate, because the cellie drank his Kool-Aid without asking.

6. Never assume anyone is not dangerous. A scared wimp will kill you as quick or quicker than mean SOB. Everyone is there for their anti-social behavior.

7. DO NOT ever share a needle or even a shaving razor. Drugs, tattoo gun, ANYTHING. Jails are full of AIDS and Hepatitus.

8. Get a hustle. Work in the kitchen? Smuggled sandwiches are like bars of gold. Work in the laundry? "Hey...you want new sheets? I can get'em." Even writing and reading letters can make you some extra coin or commodities. There are a lot of guys who can't read and write, or struggle with it. Honeybuns are the $20 bill of a jail.
Posted by Tigerpride18
Lakewood Colorado
Member since Sep 2017
30994 posts
Posted on 11/3/23 at 7:16 pm to
Of course I just heard this stuff from a friend . Lol
Posted by jiffyjohnson
1226 miles from Death Valley
Member since Nov 2011
5296 posts
Posted on 11/3/23 at 7:20 pm to
quote:

quote:
Being a racist moron is also a personal choice.


Nobody is asking about your personal experiences





oh hes referring to when your 5'4, razor-toothed arse got ousted for larping a racist Texas fan on twitter.

what was the name of the recruit you were badgering again? you threatened litigation but did you ever follow thru?
Posted by Tasty Thrill
Member since Oct 2023
809 posts
Posted on 11/3/23 at 7:21 pm to
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Of course I just heard this stuff from a friend . Lol

Exactly.
Posted by TigerScorpion
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2018
1212 posts
Posted on 11/3/23 at 7:24 pm to
He stole my dpf out from under my truck.
Posted by killedbyindians
Earth
Member since Jun 2022
1419 posts
Posted on 11/3/23 at 7:26 pm to
Watch your top knot bud. On another note how many of you degenerates have been to prison? A lot of experience in this thread. Supersaint is mysteriously quiet must not have seen this yet.
This post was edited on 11/3/23 at 7:28 pm
Posted by HailToTheChiz
Back in Auburn
Member since Aug 2010
52054 posts
Posted on 11/3/23 at 7:30 pm to
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I’ll put $3.50 a week in your commissary account if you do a 30 minute AMA on the OT every Sunday during your internet privileges.




Support
Posted by ColoradoAg
Colorado
Member since Sep 2011
24695 posts
Posted on 11/3/23 at 8:19 pm to
A lot of people here seem to know a thing or two about prison … hmmmm
Posted by El Tigre Grande
Bayou Self
Member since Jan 2006
2589 posts
Posted on 11/3/23 at 8:22 pm to
Terry?
Posted by midnight orange
Member since Oct 2020
449 posts
Posted on 11/3/23 at 8:51 pm to
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