re: SEC Starter Pack

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Bama fan kills

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FIFY

I would certainly try my best but I don’t think the ingredients in Oklahoma would suffice. Maybe I can round up some opioids in my local trailer park as a substitute!

OU can eff all the way off.

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Alright, now that I had my fun, I need a quick crash course in SEC and Rant lore so I can get up to date.

Good points of context I know: texas 8&4, Joey freshwater, golf balls, TN throwing trash on field, kick six. Clearly missing lots of important info.

Need to get as up to date as possible with this off-season. TIA.

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Main thing to keep in mind is land stealing is frowned upon in the south. I understand that in Oklahoma it is a way of life but it'll get you whupped in the south.

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An oldie but a goodie

LINK Hank's House of Houndstooth

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BAMA UPPpppppp!

I swear thats the original unclaimed baggage in Boaz....

Offices are in Birmingham, as they should be.

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SEC and Rant lore

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-Jim Mccelwain at Florida- the shark incident. Wasn't really him but weirdly looked like him.


-colenel reb is crying - ed "yaw yaw" orgeron - https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6n1KPQmdddY

-bonus: Ed orgeron hummer ad - https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HX7wzhMvbzo


Assorted butch Jones items
-hallway walk gif origination https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lrs0J4KgkJw

-championship of life
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4c7BGFyL234&pp=ygUdYnV0Y2ggam9uZXMgY2hhbXBpb25zIG9mIGxpZmU%3D

-cleaning Sabans Mercedes

When you have the pleasure of visiting the classic southern city and home of the oldest land grant university in the world there are some things that UGA fans are notorious for.

First we can piss in a balloon in the stands without anyone noticing or making a mess. This allows us to then toss said piss balloons, mostly at Auburn fans but we are, apparently, pretty fair minded in this and will throw them at fans of any visiting team. Our aim is immaculate...we never miss and hit one of our own, only visitors. Its really astonishing when you think about it.

If you bring your children to the classic city grown men will bark at them until they begin to cry....the child, not the grown man, he will be off to fill up piss balloons and too busy to cry. Those grown men will also do this to old folks, women, basically anyone from the opposing team. It happens almost as often as the aforementioned piss balloon attacks and is, somehow, as poorly documented. We are very devious in Athens to behave in such a manner without any evidence.

If you are wearing a hat is liable to get snatched, particularly if it is an Auburn hat. Especially a dear and treasured Auburn hat that was given to you by your grandfather, I think it was. Your hat may or may not then be set on fire while you watch, depending on the account of the story and who is telling it. If it is set ablaze be thankful it was snatched off first....this ain't Knoxville for fricks sake.

The water balloons are actually filled with piss!

11:00 am kickoffs aren't good for anyone involved.